Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 1-27-24

    Jan 27, 2024… Do you smell melting plastic?? Like, is something burning or is it just your hot desires, Virgo (wink, wink)? With Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, you could find your spicy side awakening this Saturday. What you do with this ooh-la-la energy is up to you, but be wary of becoming overly aggressive or pushy with this utterly plutonic energy. Channel the earthy Virgo Moon vibe to find a sweet spot of getting what you want without going too far. You’ve got this, V!

  • Leo 1-27-24

    Jan 27, 2024… Do y’all remember Larry the Cable Guy or was that just a weird dream I had? Get er DONE! Nope — still just a nightmare. Lion, with the Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, assertion with a side of diplomacy and balance will be fully supported by the cosmic energies this Saturday. Getting er done is basically a Leo’s dream (you know, after getting paid to be fabulous), so soak up the vibes and roll on the tides of productive ecstasy. The day is yours, so own it.

  • Cancer 1-27-24

    Jan 27, 2024… Feeling your heart thump-thump in your pants, Cancer? Well, with Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, Crabbies across the globe could be feeling a fire in their groins (no, not because of STDs — but you might want to get that checked if it is happening all the time) as the vibes shed light on their hottest desires. Feed your inner freak whatever it’s hungering for — as long as it’s legal and with consenting parties. No one to party with because… it’s a pandemic and meeting new people is at an all time low? Hop on that thing you do that gets you passionate about work, learning or whatever your thing is. Smash that.

  • Gemini 1-27-24

    Jan 27, 2024… Holy cannoli, Gemini! You might be tempted to lose your shirt today with a Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus, but your innate communication skills could help you to avoid burning bridges or destroying strong foundations. Sure, blowing up might feel good in the moment, but your desire for connection may require you to go mend fences later. Save yourself the drama and chill out. Try instead to use the energetic vibes to motivate yourself to get crud done. Work alone if you can’t trust yourself to play well with others this Saturday and power through like the baddest boss around.

  • Taurus 1-27-24

    Jan 27, 2024… Coming in hot may be your usual, Taurus, but expect a day with an incoming Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus to mean that your romantic side might get kicked up a notch. The powerful vibes could have you initiating a new flirtation, spicing up your existing relationship, or strengthening a connection at work or with friends. Leaning into the powerful energy could help your relationships and work and can even help boost your confidence. Is it hot in here? No, it’s just you, Bull.

  • Aries 1-27-24

    Jan 27, 2024… Giving a giant finger to the Universe could certainly be one way to manage the energetic vibes of a Virgo Moon opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Venus in Capricorn and trine Jupiter in Taurus. But it likely won’t do much to help you today, Aries. Instead, keep your middle finger firmly holstered if you can. While your feelings will always be valid, you’ll still be responsible for managing them appropriately and remember that your feelings can sometimes result from past trauma rather than present circumstances. Take care not to jump to conclusions if you feel triggered. Instead, talk it out, hug it out (virtually, if necessary), or try to work it out rather than flipping out. Channel that abundant energy… and you’ll be fabulous.

  • Pisces 1-26-24

    Jan 26, 2024… Going from I love you to I’ll cut you in 60 seconds could be just another day in the life for Pisces, am I right? With the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus, the energetic vibes could have you tempted to fly off the handle. Calm your pits and simmer down. While the Moon will be shifting, so will the energies. What seems like an effing crisis could become a tiny blip in your day. Give it time, keep an open mind, and don’t get it twisted. The issue will likely blow over if you let it — leading to a magnificent day.

  • Aquarius 1-26-24

    Jan 26, 2024… Aquarius, what might seem like the beginning of a full-on zombie apocalypse could turn out to be a racoon stuck in a nearby trash bin. Go figure. Can you help him get out without catching rabies? Similarly, WBs could experience “big deals” turning out to be “small potatoes” this Friday as the Moon in Leo will be square Uranus in Taurus. Your greatest challenge today will likely be keeping a cool head when things seem to be going sideways. Everything may not be what it seems — in a good way!

  • Capricorn 1-26-24

    Jan 26, 2024… The forecast could call for a little early morning twisted grimace with a side of hand-me-my-effing-coffee-now before downshifting into something resembling a smile. The energetic vibes of the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus could have you rethinking going nuclear. At work, in relationships. Just as you may be thinking that flipping the heck out will be completely called for, the energy shifts. You find that what seemed like a pretty damn big deal may be a small thing after all. Or you’ll at least be able to handle it without detonating. So, take a deep breath, relax your over-eager trigger finger on your emotions, and dig into what little stores of patience you may have. This, too, shall pass, and then you can feel like a badass for handling this day like a boss, Cappy.

  • Sagittarius 1-26-24

    Jan 26, 2024… Have you ever tried looking at your house while laying upside down on a chair? It’s a whole freaking different world, dude. Similarly, shifting perspectives could help Sagittarians problem solve by trying new ways to tackle issues. The energies coming from Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus will absolutely support changes in perspective. Use the vibes to your advantage. Any issues you’ve been facing can likely be conquered by coming at them from a different angle. A shift in tactics could mean a step towards success, Saggy!

  • Scorpio 1-26-24

    Jan 26, 2024… Where’s a gallon of antiperspirant when you need it? Not that YOU need it, but… Well, Scorpios could be swayed by the vibes coming from a Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus and find their pits overflowing with perspiration as their minds fill with worry. Scorpster, my advice is don’t sweat the big stuff, because it’ll likely turn out to be small stuff anyway. Issues will have a way of working themselves out this Friday, but it’ll be hard for things to flow positively if you’re freaking the freak out. Deep breaths, use a plan B if you have to, and nom on some soul food while you ride the tide.

  • Libra 1-26-24

    Jan 26, 2024… I’m not saying you can call back in time to warn the Titanic about the iceberg (I tried. Leonardo DiCaprio told me I was nuts for calling him… and something about a restraining order…), but Libras could experience or take charge of some crisis management this Friday. The crisis could be deciding which shade of pink lipstick your bestie should wear on their Zoom date, or it could be much bigger and universally more impactful. Whatever crises arise, you can use the vibes and their optimistic outlook to manage them or perhaps even avoid them altogether. May the spooky forces of goodness be with you.