Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 1-22-24

    Jan 22, 2024… Float like a butterfly, sting like a Virgo. This Monday, your spiciness can come in handy for fighting off the Universe’s BS. As the Moon in Gemini will be opposing Venus and Ceres in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces, there could be unforeseen obstacles popping up like a less fun version of whack-a-mole. Don’t give up. Instead, give the Universe a hell-worthy glimpse of your determination as you continue without fail towards your goals, Virgo. Game on, Universe.

  • Leo 1-22-24

    Jan 22, 2024… Weekend-fueled resolutions may sound remarkably less awesome on Monday, Leo. With the Moon in Gemini opposing Venus and Ceres in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces, you could find yourself facing some unexpected resistance. The fitness, diet, or even organizational plans you hatched over the weekend for a new and improved you might not seem so easy now that you have to put in the work or the time. You could be tempted to quit, but if you do, you’ll likely miss out on truly spectacular opportunities to level up your growth game. Unless you were premeditating something illegal, your best ideas will likely be in your best interest. Get over your case of the Mondays and forge ahead!

  • Cancer 1-22-24

    Jan 22, 2024… Hot toddy with apple cider? Okay, that might have been my weekend idea and NOT worthy of pursuit, but any ideas Cancers thought up this past weekend could churn out interesting results this Monday. I mean, the vibes coming from the Moon in Gemini opposing Venus and Ceres in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces will be all about making progress! Put your ideas into action and see how far you can take them. When a Crabby follows their heart and uses their brains, there’s no telling the places you could go. Bring home the bacon!

  • Gemini 1-22-24

    Jan 22, 2024… However many lattes with extra pumps does it takes to get through a weekend hangover on a Monday, it isn’t 4. The Moon in Gemini will be opposing Venus and Ceres in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces, so you could’ve had shiny, bright ideas all weekend that now look like a ton of hard work in the harsh fluorescent lighting of a Monday morning, but don’t quite throw them out with the morning’s coffee grounds. Instead, consider letting the caffeine do its job so you can do yours. As Monday motivation seeps into you like coffee on the freshly pressed and laundered white shirt you wore with your best underware for the Zoom meeting today, know in your lovely Gemini heart that you can do whatever you set your mind to doing.

  • Taurus 1-22-24

    Jan 22, 2024… Composing love letters to the weekend may seem like a novel approach to Monday morning, but post-coffee, you could find that even those literary attempts fail to comfort you now that the weekend’s over. Hating the start of the week at a soul level likely won’t make the day any better. In fact, with the Moon in Gemini opposing Venus and Ceres in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces, you may find yourself facing barriers to whatever life plans you plotted in better days (namely Saturday and Sunday), but if you approach that with just a dash of that intuitive energy you’re known for, you’ll likely find that your dreams could be within reach. Face them like the force of nature we know you are, Bull, and remember that the next weekend will be here soon enough.

  • Aries 1-22-24

    Jan 22, 2024… Trying to figure out why Monday is even a thing while recovering from a weekend hangover may not be the best use of your time. But understandable, especially pre-coffee. Well, buckle up, Aries. A Moon in Gemini opposing Venus and Ceres in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces could have unexpected challenges springing up to foil your plans. It may even be tempting to throw your hands up in disgust and quit, but don’t forget that the biggest challenges often result in the biggest payoffs. Your natural mental agility will serve you well if you direct it toward facing the day’s challenges. Go do the darn thing, you glorious glitterbomb of greatness!

  • Pisces 1-21-24

    Jan 21, 2024… Is “screw compromise” a mood? Asking for a friend. Pisces, today you may want to stick to your guns — or you may find yourself waving around an inappropriate finger gun in frustration with the strong vibes from the Moon in Gemini square Saturn in Pisces. Losing your crap and refusing to budge could be admirable when standing up for a principle, but it becomes a lot less admirable when it means compromising a relationship because of your refusal to ever compromise. Standing up for yourself or someone else may require your stubborn refusal to budge, but just make sure you don’t cling to stubbornness and cost yourself a valuable relationship when you could have worked it out. Know the difference between a deal breaker and an area worth negotiating, and you just might make it to happy hour without being put in the doghouse by the ones who love you.

  • Aquarius 1-21-24

    Jan 21, 2024… I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I ordered jerky with my Aquarius today. Despite the vibes from the Moon in Gemini square Saturn in Pisces, you CAN keep your temper in check. If there’s no way down and you do lose it, channel that WB rage into something productive. Like, don’t get ticked off and ruin someone’s day because you’re seething with negativity. Turn those emotions into actions and do something about whatever’s got you riled up. Constructive debates, working through compromise, participating in inspiring social media movements — all these things can be great ways to channel your anger. If you lose control, take it the heck back. You have that power. Own it.

  • Capricorn 1-21-24

    Jan 21, 2024… Ugh, another horoscope from Astrovibe. Gross. JK, you know you love us. What you might NOT love would be the vibes coming at you this Sunday. Thanks to the Moon in Gemini square Saturn in Pisces, misunderstandings could be on the rise throughout the day. Talk about ew. You can overcome these issues through active listening, paying close attention to nonverbal cues, and not doing anything that will land you in jail. Of course, miscommunication might not be be 100% avoidable if it doesn’t happen on your end. So, don’t dwell on the flub ups, Cappy. Roll with the eb and flow of the Gemini Moon tides, and just laugh it off for the best day.

  • Sagittarius 1-21-24

    Jan 21, 2024… With the Moon in Gemini square Saturn in Pisces, tempers could all too easy to stir. As much as you may want to step in and take charge of all the people and their feelings, you may want to make sure your can-do attitude doesn’t cross the line into being aggressive. Deep breathing and other calming techniques could be your Get Out of Jail Free card —- as in, if you use them, you may not have to go in the first place. So cool your jets or calm your pits and remember that you can’t get lattes in prison. Use the energy instead, Saggy, to climb over a challenge you may have been avoiding… as you’ll have plenty of spice for getting it done.

  • Scorpio 1-21-24

    Jan 21, 2024… Scorpio, try not to ruffle feathers this Sunday. Sure, the vibes from the Moon in Gemini square Saturn in Pisces could have every-frickin-body’s attitudes flaring, but it’ll be up to you to rise above the sass-afras and work through the ugly side of your ego. Some deep breaths and maybe a martini could help you to keep calm and carry on. Uh, healthy coping mechanisms only, please. No, punching idiots in the face is not healthy. Get your chill juice flowing, Scorpster. May peace be with you.

  • Libra 1-21-24

    Jan 21, 2024… Punching today in the face, yes. Punching others in the face, no. Consider that a handy cheat sheet for life, Libra. With the Moon in Gemini square Saturn in Pisces, the incoming energetic vibes could be a little temperamental. Expect bad attitudes, short tempers, and general misunderstandings to be the order of the day. While it can be tempting to fix someone’s attitude (or their face) for them, you’ll be better served to work on reigning in your own temper and practicing patience with other people. Try to use your quick wit to find the humor in the situation, and maybe you’ll help lighten the mood rather than adding to the attitude. Holster your middle finger, put away your punch, and go knock out the day with humor like you were born to be a comedian!