Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 1-2-24

    Jan 2, 2024… You know that sneaky little voice that sometimes pops into the back of your brain to offer unsolicited advice? Well, this Tuesday Virgos might just learn that they ought to listen to that sixth sense of theirs a bit more. The Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and square Mercury and Mars in Sag will be supporting vibes for improved hunches and intuition. When you feel a push or pull in your gut (or your groin or wherever you feel insights nagging at ya), listen to it. Combined with your super common sense? You can rock this day. The soul tends to know things that the brain can’t quite comprehend. Open your ears, listen with your eyes and heed your soul’s advice, V.

  • Leo 1-2-24

    Jan 2, 2024… Goodness Gracious — Great balls of fire! Lion, that’s what you’re gonna need to work through any hard emotions and come out on top this Tuesday. Don’t worry, the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and square Mercury and Mars in Sag will bring the flaming balls. You just gotta bring your game face and your fine ass to the playing field. I mean, I guess you could run from this. But tough emotions are like relentless bullies, so they’ll follow you around until you face them down. You might as well roll up your sleeves and step up to the plate! Batter up, Leo. No one can own this day more amazingly than you.

  • Cancer 1-2-23

    Jan 2, 2024… Hold onto your panties or boxers because they might be flying right off of you when you hear what the Universe has in store for Cancers today. Ready for it? Results! That’s right, with the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and square Mercury and Mars in Sag, you could finally be seeing the culmination of your hard work and getting results. Boo-yah. Some of those tough, draining projects will likely come to fruition very soon. Keep chugging along, Crabby. You’re almost there!

  • Gemini 1-2-24

    Jan 2, 2024… Go ahead and adjust your crown. It’ll look damn good on you today, Gem. After all, your high expectations can often result in epic letdown, but the energy of a Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and square Mercury and Mars in Sag could have your big belief in friends or loved ones paying off. Or maybe it’s the belief in yourself suddenly coming true before your eyes. Hard work could see rewards, and the Universe could send you a clever wink to let you know that you’ve got the right idea. Allow yourself to be inspired by the big, bold energy of the day, and keep it moving toward your goals, my Gemini friend.

  • Taurus 1-2-24

    Jan 2, 2024… Is the candy dish full of those melt-in-your-mouth-not-in-your-hand goodies? But you won’t need that hard candy coating, Bull. Not today. That sweet center of yours will be taking center stage while the energy of a Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and square Mercury and Mars in Sag will be enough of a delight. Think sweet results — the payoff of whatever you’ve been working toward. Enjoy the emotional benefit, and since you’re as sweet as pie, maybe enjoy a slice. You’ve earned it!

  • Aries 1-2-24

    Jan 2, 2024… Bending your brain over a desk? Mental acrobatics can be exhausting, but today could be the day all of your bendy mind contortions pays off, brainy Aries. A Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and square Mercury and Mars in Sag will be putting out mega-watt good vibes. Don’t fall off your unicorn if good news comes your way. Plus, it couldn’t hurt to have champagne on ice in case a tricky problem seems to find a perfect solution. Though, really, isn’t every day a good day for a little bubbly? The Universe could send big messages that your best instincts serve you well, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the fermented fruits while harvesting the actual (um, metaphorical) fruits of your labor. Cheers, Aries!

  • Pisces 1-1-24

    Jan 1, 2024… Saying peace out to a relationship because the going just got tough might not be the best course of action for future happiness — whether we’re talking work, romance, family, or friends. To say Pisces have a little difficulty with follow through would be massively understating the problem. Hey, no one said it was easy being you. All the deep feely energy of the Moon in Virgo trine Uranus in Taurus could have you wanting to pull up stakes and get gone, but try to remember why you were ever there in the first place. Reset your priorities and stave off any sense of panic if you feel stuck. If you use your strong gifts toward problem solving rather than fleeing, you’ll likely find that dealing with problems becomes something you can master — with style!

  • Aquarius 1-1-24

    Jan 1, 2024… Are you an ostrich? Just wondering, because the Moon in Virgo trine Uranus in Taurus could have Aquarians digging into the earth and hiding their heads in holes to escape reality and its consequences this Monday. Don’t be a bird with your head in the sand, WB. Fortify and eat some courage pie. The sooner you face the day and the lessons it may bring, the sooner you can conquer it all like the boss you are and find the rainbow on the other side. Go forth and conquer.

  • Capricorn 1-1-24

    Jan 1, 2024… Um, you may need more cash than you currently have in your sock drawer to change your name, buy an island, and live on the ocean. So hopping a private plane to obscurity likely won’t be on the agenda today, no matter how many times you check it. Another cup of coffee (or your beverage of choice) could be doable. Look, Cap, the Moon in Virgo trine Uranus in Taurus could have you wanting to double down on your problems or simply tune them out with a few strong drinks, but neither of those things will help you grow or heal. They’ll just give you repeating patterns in relationships and a really terrible hangover. Skip the hair of the dog, and try to dig deep to channel some adulting energy. Hey, you can always put a tiny umbrella in your coffee to try to generate an island feel. Just remember to take care of you!

  • Sagittarius 1-1-24

    Jan 1, 2024… Drunk off your cart and passed out in the gutter with your pants around your ankles? Come on, Saggy. You’re better than that. Just because the Moon in Virgo trine Uranus in Taurus will be reflecting vibes of reality being one tough nut to crack doesn’t mean you have to roll with the energies and hide behind booze (or whatever your crutch may be). Remind yourself what “possible” feels like by conquering the craptastic vibes. I’d rather sell my kidney than watch you crumble under the vibes. Be “Plus Ultra” and conquer this ish, Archer!

  • Scorpio 1-1-24

    Jan 1, 2024… YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well, on any other day Scorpios would be all over the truth, but the vibes reflected from Moon in Virgo trine Uranus in Taurus will try to coax you into hiding under the bed and avoiding the world. Will you be the lovely Scorpio and aim for honest communication or will you be afraid of facing the ugly truth? I say you’re brave enough to handle the ugliest of truths! Face reality with guns ablazing. Light the way for yourself and for others who come after you, Scorpster. Be the beacon of truth. Turn on the lights in here, baby!

  • Libra 1-1-24

    Jan 1, 2024… Google “over-analyze,” and you just might see a pic of yourself staring right back at you. Just kidding! That’s your selfie filter, not Google. But you get the picture (haha and the pun!). Right? Try not to get too fixated on your preplanned path, Libra. Chances are, the Moon in Virgo trine Uranus in Taurus will encourage taking an unexpected detour or two. The Universe could steer you toward a lesson about staying flexible. Learn the darn thing so you can move on, and you’ll likely make it to your goals just the same and in good time. Just relax — Google that, too, if you’ve forgotten what it means.