Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 1-1-24

    Jan 1, 2024… Drinking battery acid may seem more stimulating than personal growth this Monday, but that doesn’t mean you should gulp it down. In fact, that’d not be one of your best ideas ever. Yeah, don’t. You’d die. And we can’t have THAT. Virgo, the vibes coming from the Moon in Virgo trine Uranus in Taurus could be just confusing enough to toss you off your game. Don’t let the Universe set you back. Do your thang and keep moving forward. Take the lessons as they come and allow yourself to learn and grow.

  • Leo 1-1-24

    Jan 1, 2024… Face reality or stay home and work on your sword collection? That could be a tough call for Leos today as the Moon in Virgo will be trine Uranus in Taurus. The Monday suck-fest could be made worse by the vibes encouraging you to avoid your problems. Challenge yourself to reach beyond the vibes and make progress, even if the progress is slow at first. Keep pushing forward and loving hard — like you do. Deal with any growing pains today so you can reach for the sun tomorrow.

  • Cancer 1-1-24

    Jan 1, 2024… Gossiping about a friend or ghosting a lover could push you into a low vibration, Cancer. With the feely feels of the Moon in Virgo trine Uranus in Taurus, you could be tempted to hotfoot it out of a romantic entanglement, dish to a neighbor, or simply fall into other toxic patterns. Who needs that nonsense? Um, not you, Crabby! Think random acts of kindness, facing problems head on, and showing other people the same respect you’d want to receive. Then? Consider this Monday a win!

  • Gemini 1-1-24

    Jan 1, 2024… As fun as learning my lesson sounds, I’m going to be extremely busy doing the opposite of that, thanks. Bring the fudge ripple, I’ll be in my blanket fort, Gem. With the Moon in Virgo trine Uranus in Taurus this Monday, it could be all too easy to refuse to learn your lesson. Go ahead and pop the dang zit so you can release all the nasty and move on to bigger, better things, Gemini. Putting off the lesson means prolonging the suck factor. Why would you do that to yourself? I can’t think of a single good reason. So, don’t. Rip off the bandages. You might just find that the release — and the relief — is pretty sweet.

  • Taurus 1-1-24

    Jan 1, 2024… Go big or go home is a thing people say — but it could absolutely be your mood today, Taurus. You might want to go big by sticking to your guns in an argument or just give up and go home. Welcome to the energy of a Moon in Virgo trine Uranus in Taurus. Seeing things from another perspective could give you a more nuanced sense of a problem. Going home could land your butt in trouble if you aren’t the top dog – er, Bull – so perhaps be receptive to others rather than going all my-way-or-the-highway. Home and its comforts will be there when you get there — when it is time, you’ll know it.

  • Aries 1-1-24

    Jan 1, 2024… Aries typically have two settings when cranky: you can’t find me or I’ll cut you. Wanting to pull a quick disappearing act to avoid a sticky situation makes you a typical water sign. That doesn’t mean it’s the best use of your time or energy. Look, I get that the Moon in Virgo trine Uranus in Taurus energy could have your moods in a kerfuffle and your intuition pinging like a pinball machine gone haywire. I’m not saying you should come out and fight anyone. No, no, no. There’s actually a middle ground — yes, even for you, Ram. Getting in a solid quota of self-care can be great but learning to deal with your problems rather than hiding from them could help strengthen your relationship. If it feels wrong to stay when all you want to do is run like hell, just remember that it will until you get some practice. Sure, you can play the weirdest grownup game of hide and seek ever, or you can put in a little practice at working it out. Either way, you’ve got this!

  • Pisces 12-31-23

    Dec 31, 2023… Uh-oh, Pisces. You can’t think your way through this day. This Moon in Virgo trine the Sun in Cap and Jupiter in Taurus could lead to moody energy and feeling every darn feel. This could have you discombobulated with misunderstandings. Grab some tissues for your issues and try to focus on giving and getting some emotional healing today. Leave your thinking cap at home and pull on some boots because you’ll need to wade through some emotional crap to get through the day with minimal drama. If all else fails, hug it out (you know, with consent). Apply your mental agility to coming up with some feeling words to give an amazing boost to your day.

  • Aquarius 12-31-23

    Dec 31, 2023… Like your booty after a good spanking, you could feel rather sensitive this Sunday, Aquarius. The Moon in Virgo trine the Sun in Cap and Jupiter in Taurus today will be reflecting energies that’ll help you be more sensitive to the feelings of other people. Thanks to these vibes, Aquarians will be in a great position to help someone through emotional healing or just generally giving out advice like a master guru. Whatever you do with these vibes, use them to help build other people up, not tear them down. You’re a gem, WB. Get your sparkle on!

  • Capricorn 12-31-23

    Dec 31, 2023… Could be feeling squishy today. Not in a cuddle-a-plush-unicorn way either. The Moon in Virgo trine the Sun in Cap and Jupiter in Taurus energy can be tricky. You could find yourself super triggered by the things that come out of other people’s mouths. Less unicorn more squashed-like-a-bug squishy. Often too trusting, the struggle could be as real as it gets today, Cappy, as you try to sort out what’s true vs. where the wires could be crossed. Look, you probably just need one big squishy hug to help you feel better. Ask for one of those (not necessarily from a total stranger; that could get weird… social distancing and all that.), and don’t be shy about taking steps to work something out using those feeling words you may have. Sending you Care Bear level hugs and hopes you move through this day getting what you need rather than staying mired in all the feels.

  • Sagittarius 12-31-23

    Dec 31, 2023… Ah, Sunday. The dawning of another week in this hell hole. Okay, Saggy, let’s try to focus on the positive. It might be best if you start your week off with an emotional reboot. Luckily for you, the vibes with Moon in Virgo trine the Sun in Cap and Jupiter in Taurus can help with your emotional healing journey today. I know, when life crushes your emotional nuts, it can be hard to get off the ground. So, crawl until you’re ready to stand. Use the vibes to help gather your strength and grasp on to positive thoughts. You will stand again, Sag. Because transformation? That’s your jam.

  • Scorpio 12-31-23

    Dec 31, 2023… Santa’s not the only one who can make a list and check it twice. With the moody energy of the Moon in Virgo trine the Sun in Cap and Jupiter in Taurus, it might be time to unpack, Scorpio. No, really. Carrying around grudges only gives you a headache and makes your back hurt. Don’t they say that bitterness is like drinking poison and then waiting for the other person to die? Mmm-hmmmm. Use the moody energy to recognize unhealed hurts and get on healing them. Rip off the band-aid, let them air out, and chuck your hit list into the nearest recycling receptacle. After all, you know the best revenge is to live your life and be happy, so go tick people off with happiness. You can do it! I believe in you!

  • Libra 12-31-23

    Dec 31, 2023… The vibes today could have you sending hate mail to the Moon in Virgo will trine the Sun in Cap and Jupiter in Taurus! Of course, the hate mail would probably accidentally go to some kid down the block or to your boss, so maybe don’t do that. The vibes aren’t in your favor if you want to “get them back,” Libra. However, that doesn’t mean all is lost. Flex your “no” muscles at the Universe and work to overcome the vibes. Let yourself feel the feels with some peace-loving energy and you might find that letting it out does actually mean letting it go. Perhaps by the end of Sunday, you’ll feel like an epic champ.