Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 12-30-23

    Dec 30, 2023… This Saturday, putting the “ass” in assertion could be written in the stars for you, Virgo. Well, screw those flaming balls of gas and the vibes coming from the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus and trine Mars and Mercury in Sag. The Universe will likely be trying to tip the scales so you turn aggressive rather than being assertive, but that doesn’t mean you can’t push back, V. Aim for the constructive this Saturday and win this battle of the balances. Then sit back and watch the Universe cry. To infinity and beyond!

  • Leo 12-30-23

    Dec 30, 2023… Leo, please don’t go jumping out of an airplane before you check your parachute. Acting before thinking this Saturday could lead to an unpleasant SPLAT. The Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus and trine Mars and Mercury in Sag will present two sides of the same coin and it’ll be up to you to pick heads or tails. Personally, I suggest choosing heads and using your brain before you royally screw up and end up as metaphorical (or literal — yikes) splat on the pavement. Float like a butterfly, think with that brilliant brain of yours. Then? Saturday will be smoother than a Scorpio on a hot date.

  • Cancer 12-30-23

    Dec 30, 2023… I’m just going to leave this right here, but judgment’s not a good color on you. In fact, judging others looks as ugly on you as puke green. Do you want to go out looking ugly, Cancer??? Your deeply emotional nature could have you speaking out with deeply self-righteous beliefs today if you don’t check yourself. With the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus and trine Mars and Mercury in Sag, it could be tempting to feel a little better than everyone else (I mean, come on! You are truly the cat’s pajamas, am I right? And what’s cuter than a cat in pajamas??). Compassion can never be a weakness, so spread that stuff around like glitter. Be sure to keep your judgments kind, and you won’t have to fight a case of the uglies. Go forth and be adorable, Crabby!

  • Gemini 12-30-23

    Dec 30, 2023… Are you there, God? It’s me, Ego. Really, with the vibes coming from the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus and trine Mars and Mercury in Sag, you could be feeling like a god or goddess this Saturday. Your ultimate challenge will likely be to keep your ego in check, Gem. Yes, you’re the cat’s meow. No, that doesn’t mean you’re the Ruler of the Universe or that you can boss around all living creatures like you’re their Maker. Channel the ego boosting vibes through the funnel of reality for the best recipe of feel good energies and potential for success. Your big dreams? Right at your fingertips if you channel your energy into them today. You are what you believe you are, Gemini.

  • Taurus 12-30-23

    Dec 30, 2023… Hitting your noisy neighbor overhead with a shovel may sound attractive when it’s 5am on a Saturday and they’re out with the snowblower… again. This, in a nutshell, could be the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus and trine Mars and Mercury in Sag energy today. Not the part where you could end up doing time (yeah, put down the shovel, Lovely Bull, and walk away) — just the temptation to overreact or misread a situation. Your natural power makes you a fan-freakin-tastic leader, and your big heart makes you a lover in high demand, but make sure that your leadership stays kind today and that your big heart doesn’t get twisted. Make kindness your spirit guide today, and you’ll be less likely to end up in orange and more likely to sail easy breezy through this day.

  • Aries 12-30-23

    Dec 30, 2023… Let’s just say, hypothetically of course, that you’ve been feeling butt-hurt. Getting deep into your feelings and going on the offensive may seem like a good idea. Just don’t. Seriously, sit your aching-but awesome-tail back down and breathe. Maybe meditate, pray, or grab some essential oils. Just try to avoid ramming your horns on someone while the energy of the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus and trine Mars and Mercury in Sag abounds today. You might want to jump up and fight, but you could jump to the wrong conclusion without a little more information. Make it a self-care Saturday, and you may find the day goes along just swimmingly, my Aries friend.

  • Pisces 12-29-23

    Dec 29, 2023… Why do people have to make everything so dang difficult? Huh?! “Help me help you” could be your whole mood today, Pisces, but don’t expect it to be easy — at first. Helping out a colleague or friend might seem like second nature with the Moon in Leo square Pluto in Taurus. Those strong talking-it-out vibes could have you wanting to solve everyone’s problems, but you can’t fix those who don’t want the help or don’t see a problem, no matter how loudly you yell the solution. Truthfully, you can only change YOU. Be helpful when it’s requested, sure, but let everyone who persists to resist do their thing. That’s what will help your Friday stay as smooth as you are.

  • Aquarius 12-29-23

    Dec 29, 2023… That weirdo riding down the street with their feet on the steering wheel and their hands on the pedals? That’s you, Aquarius. Well, it could be you as the Moon in Leo squares Pluto in Taurus. Translation: Your thoughts will likely be all over the dang place this Friday. If you look at the glass as half full, you’ll see that this energy can actually be channeled into something constructive — emotional communication! Try to avoid stubbornly accepting the vibes of epic confusion. When you put your mind to it, you can turn such nonsense into opportunities for success. Knock them dead!

  • Capricorn 12-29-23

    Dec 29, 2023… Imagine a Universe where people actually took your advice. Where they hang on your every word. Where they see the wisdom that you feel in your heart in the moment. Okay. Wake up, Cappy. You fell asleep! Now what was I saying? Oh yes, a horoscope. Your heart’s in the right place, but your mind might be deep in the vortex of overthinking with the Moon in Leo square Pluto in Taurus. If you can channel today’s energy toward communication, you might be able to help someone out without feeling unheard or not taken seriously. Your natural charisma can help you get your message across and feel ah-ma-zing!

  • Sagittarius 12-29-23

    Dec 29, 2023… This Friday you could feel like your mind is being stretched out into a million directions like a popstar’s sweaty handkerchief being fought over by a horde of Kpop stans as a reflection of the Moon in Leo square Pluto in Taurus. While that could lead to some epic brain farts, you can instead use the energies swirling around for improved emotional communication. Seek the usefulness in the chaos. If anyone can find it, it’s you, Saggy.

  • Scorpio 12-29-23

    Dec 29, 2023… Drowning people in truth serum won’t be particularly helpful this Friday, Scorpster. What you say may be “right” but the Moon in Leo square Pluto in Taurus, could lead you into pushing too hard to be helpful. This in turn could cause some unpleasant, uncomfortable situations. Finding a way to be helpful without being obnoxiously overbearing or overwhelming will be key. Use your brilliance in balance to strike up some ideas on how to turn these vibes into constructive, harmonious energies. BOOM! You are dynamite, Scorpio.

  • Libra 12-29-23

    Dec 29, 2023… Calculating the quickest way to get somewhere? Well done, clever Libra! Calculating how to make someone else do what you want? Epic fail! Today could go one of two ways — you could have someone try to force their will on you (um, have they met you?? No chance they’ll succeed, but they might tick you off) OR you could inadvertently (on purpose) try to make someone else fall into your careful plans. Instead of doing any of that though, you could channel the vibes of the Moon in Leo square Pluto in Taurus, to meet with someone emotionally and intellectually, collaborate, and truly get to where you want to go. No cuts, no buts, no coconuts!