Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 12-28-23

    Dec 28, 2023… Setting off fireworks inside the mall will certainly get you some attention, but I’m not sure it’d be the right kind of attention, V. The Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, trine Venus in Scorpio and Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Leo vibes today will be all about wanting to be noticed for Virgos, which might not turn out so well if you try too hard. Virgo: You’re already a marvel. The genuine article! You don’t have to try to attract attention to yourself. Your essence will call the right kind of people to you today. Just be you!

  • Leo 12-28-23

    Dec 28, 2023… Notice me!!! I’m a smoking hot Leo! If you find yourself craving attention like a Lion hungering for food (sorry not sorry), you can thank the dang vibes for bringing out that neediness you usually try to keep hidden. While clingy doesn’t look cute on anyone, a little flair to rev up some attention — as long as you stay true to who you are — could be just the ticket for using these vibes with the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, trine Venus in Scorpio and Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Leo in a constructive way. Even if you don’t want a particular person’s attention, answering the call to put yourself out there could help you professionally, too. Take credit for those awesome things you’ve done. And who deserves that more than YOU?

  • Cancer 12-28-23

    Dec 28, 2023… If you feel you’ve channeled some major guru energy today, it could be the energy of the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, trine Venus in Scorpio and Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Leo that has you high-vibing, Crabby. Expect smooth communication and lofty ideas to come with a whole heck of a lot of attention. Introverts may want to squeeze in self-care time away from all the people-ing while extroverts will likely soak it all in with a slap-happy grin. Just be careful not to stoop to judging others who may not be on your same vibrational high today. Keep channeling that guru energy and enjoy your own journey sans judgment. Namaste, Cancer.

  • Gemini 12-28-23

    Dec 28, 2023… So, today’s vibes — Nevermind. No, I don’t want to talk about it. It’s fine — I’m obviously joking, because I love talking about this, but you might not be in a joking mood if you let the aggressive energies from the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, trine Venus in Scorpio and Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Leo turn you into a snippy monster of a Gemini. Outdo the aggressive vibes by firmly asserting that you will not be anyone’s wench, especially not the Universe’s. Reach beyond aggressive and channel assertion instead. That’ll get you a lot farther than aggression ever would. Sure, put your hoof down on the important things, but you can do that with the famous Gemini chill and not have to even raise your voice.

  • Taurus 12-28-23

    Dec 28, 2023… Today could feel like a walk in the park, Bull — of the Jurassic variety. You may be the first sign of the Zodiac (and maybe the ruler of the Universe?), but even you don’t want to face off against a giant T-Rex. The tiny hands may not be able to catch you, but you will be more rightly worried about those big teeth. Of course, the T-Rex we’re talking about will likely come in the form of an actual non-extinct human or a challenge you weren’t quite expecting. As much as you want to power your way through it, you’ll need to find a way to channel assertive energy over aggressiveness. The Moon in Cancer will oppose Pluto in Cap, trine Venus in Scorpio and Neptune in Pisces and then move to Leo, which means communication will need to be thoughtful to go over well. Use your words (not your fists or your scary, intimidating glare), and you’ll likely find that the challenge becomes less Jurassic Park and more day in the park by the end of the day. Or, you know, face off with a big frigging dinosaur and let us know how that works out for you. Totally up to you.

  • Aries 12-28-23

    Dec 28, 2023… You’ve got advice to give. You know what works. You’re only trying to help. And sometimes it feels like you need to knock people over the head with what’s best for them because you can see it even when they cannot. Take care not to weigh in where your opinion hasn’t been asked for and may not be wanted today, though. What could seem like you being a super friend could come across as aggressive, over-bearing, or intrusive to those who prefer to solve their own problems. Instead, ask if you can help, and don’t forget to apply your super-skills to taking care of yourself. It’s all well and good to remind everyone to drink plenty of water — but don’t do it while getting dehydrated yourself. Your friends and family know already that you love hard, and while some may welcome the help, don’t be offended if the others tell you to beat feet. Take your own advice and lead by example. Show them all how an Aries does it!

  • Pisces 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… As useless as fur on a chicken, the adulty vibes from the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries could invoke a tension within Fish. Well, your adulty skillz might not actually be useless, but getting worked up into a ridiculously serious state of mind can be less than useful. Laugh! Enjoy life. Find the humor in the screw ups. Adulting is important in general, but don’t forget to feed your soul with laughter and goodness. Seek splendor, even if it is raining, and keep your eye out for the rainbows.

  • Aquarius 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… First, you drink the coffee. Then you do the things. With the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries, you could find the will be vibes strong for owning everything in your path like a boss. Don’t get caught up in any crap though, Aquarius. Use your sense of humor to keep the mood light as you power through all the grown-up waffles piled high on your plate… Or quiche. That sounds like something a grownup would have for breakfast. Once you’ve gotten through the things you have to do, don’t forget to make time to treat yourself to a little wine o’clock, some Netflix and chill, or whatever you love to do to let it all hang loose.

  • Capricorn 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… Today could have you getting your grow and glow on by leveling up in life, Cappy. You may be feeling at one with nature and all of humanity, but that might not stop you from giving some serious stink eye to the immature peasants you spot from on top of your high horse of adulting. Add some laughter to that grow and glow attitude, and you could find that the fierce energy of the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries can be fun, too. So what if they are wearing dirty jammies to the Wally World? Just don’t stand down wind, and don’t forget to wash your hands! Work hard, play hard, and don’t judge those who haven’t yet reached your level of enlightenment, Cap. Remember that you all have a different path, and you’ll be more willing to lend a helping hand and a little kindness when you can.

  • Sagittarius 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… Today could find you adulting like an absolute mofo, Saggy. You could be absorbing lessons, learning new thing-a-ma-bobs, and generally being uber responsible. Yay you! The Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries could have a vibe that offers you a surge of parental maturity, but don’t get caught up in too much seriousness today. You may even want to treat yourself for successfully adulting. Just save any happy hour indulgences for after you clock out, and maybe pencil in some fun around all that adulting. After all, you’ll have earned it!

  • Scorpio 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… If “Get Otta Mah Face” was a mood, it might be all yours today, Scorpio. You may be gathering up lessons and powering through responsibility today with the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries, but you may want to readjust and stop taking life so dang seriously. If you work hard, you should at least get to play hard, too. Instead of finishing one project and diving into the next, try to take a minute to appreciate your absolute badassery and reward yourself for a job so flipping well done. Sit back and give a grin! I know you want to. 🙂

  • Libra 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… Grab your measuring stick because you could be in for a growth spurt this Wednesday, Libra! Whether it’s in spirit, knowledge, or character, you’ll likely encounter some lessons that can help you grow and become more thanks to the vibes of the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries. Reap the harvest from the field of lessons, even if it requires some sweat and tears, and you could find yourself blooming into new heights and good vibes. Life lessons are great nutrition for the soul. Eat up, Scales.