Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 12-29-23

    Dec 29, 2023… Virgo, you could be in for some conflict in the brains this Friday on account of the Moon in Leo square Pluto in Taurus. Be better than the Universe by searching beyond these waffling energies. Find the golden thread hidden under the piles of junk and follow it. Look! It is right there, just where you left it! With it, you can discover the bright side of the vibe — wit, energy, and charm! The double-edged vibes could be your downfall or your prosperity. The outcome will be up to you, V. Where will you aim your big roar?

  • Leo 12-29-23

    Dec 29, 2023… It all could get real ugly real fast thanks to the vibes of “forced help” floating around from the Moon in Leo square Pluto in Taurus. Do not take the spatula out of your Mom’s or partner’s hand to show them how to flip that pancake. Step away from the utensil drawer. Whether you’re the one battering-ramming help into someone’s face or you’re on the receiving end of being annoyed, things probably won’t end well if you take any of it too seriously. This vibe WILL be great for your creative side, though. And getting yourself into a new project or putting your energy into your own goals and intentions (rather than worrying about anyone else’s) can start your weekend on a sky high note.

  • Cancer 12-29-23

    Dec 29, 2023… It may be all too easy to get all push push whooshy pushy this Friday with the Moon in Leo square Pluto in Taurus. Crabby, your knack for offering up “better ways” to do things could come off as overbearing or downright rude. Offering help is great. Forcing “help” onto someone is the opposite of great. Your challenge could be to find the g-spot of being helpful without being forceful. Cancers ooze nurturing vibes (consider sticking to setting the example) which means you can absolutely find that sweet spot. Get to it, Cancer!

  • Gemini 12-29-23

    Dec 29, 2023… Sharing someone else’s problem to help find a solution may seem like helping, not gossiping. Right? Wrong!!! Loose lips can sink ships today — even if you do it for what feels like the right reason, Gemini. With the Moon in Leo square Pluto in Taurus, you could find it easier to express your own feelings, other people’s feelings, and inanimate object’s feelings. Yeahhh, try to make sure you don’t overshare things that aren’t your business. If you find you can’t trust yourself, keep cookies on hand. Tempted to tell someone else’s business? Open mouth, insert cookie. Problem solved!

  • Taurus 12-29-23

    Dec 29, 2023… Sitting people on a pedestal could be one way to have it raining men (or women) as they fall from the lofty heights where you put them. The Moon in Leo will square Pluto in Taurus, and the energy could have you Rams channeling feelings into creative or spiritual pursuits — if, that is, you focus on managing your own life rather than micromanaging anyone else’s. You might be tempted to elevate others to your own standards or hand out some unsolicited and unwanted advice. Instead, sink deep into creative or spiritual expression to make this Friday fabulous!

  • Aries 12-29-23

    Dec 29, 2023… If you want to channel some mama energy to bake your friends some cookies or send them a care package, they’ll probably be down for it. With that being said, if you try to force a little well-intentioned but over-reaching help… well, well, well… that just might not go the way you envisioned. Thoughts may be a jumble with the Moon in Leo square Pluto in Taurus, but that doesn’t mean that getting mad if your help is rejected will solve anything. The energy swishing around will be strong for sharing feelings, and you may find that friends/colleagues/partners will be more receptive to your energy over taking orders (even if it is for their own good). Now where’s my care package???

  • Pisces 12-28-23

    Dec 28, 2023… Do you have your fancy pants on? Slap on the deodorant, get showered (sing loud and proud there), and put on your favorite undies. With the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, trine Venus in Scorpio and Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Leo, the energy will be strong for more attention coming your way, friendly Fishy. These vibes will also be great for better communication and assertiveness, but you’ll likely have to work to stay humble. Having an attitude of gratitude could balance out the temptation for feeling a little superior to other human beings (though we understand that desire 100%). Raising your vibration and dressing in your best attitude could be easier today if you choose to center yourself in kindness. Love it up, Pisces.

  • Aquarius 12-28-23

    Dec 28, 2023… Aquarius, you could want to tweak someone’s face for requesting too much of you today. Yet, you know down deep that, frankly, that won’t win any points or endear anyone to your lovely self. Or you could kindly, but firmly tell them that you’d rather jump into a lake full of piranhas (AKA say no) as an option. The vibes coming from the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, trine Venus in Scorpio and Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Leo could bring out your more aggressive side. Stand your ground, for sure, but don’t be a huge d-bag about it. Got me? Dial it back a notch and consciously work on being assertive over aggressive. Stay fabulous, WB!

  • Capricorn 12-28-23

    Dec 28, 2023… If anger management class has been suggested more than once, you might be a Capricorn. Today, the Moon in Cancer will be opposing Pluto in Cap, trine Venus in Scorpio and Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Leo, and you may want to dig deep to find your inner chill. The energy will be strong today for better communication, higher vibrations, and having other people sitting up and taking notice of your mad leadership skills — as long as you keep it cool, Cappy. Speak clearly but kindly while still being true to your assertive, intelligent nature and remember to listen for better results in getting what you want today. Being able to access whatever inner chill you have could have you feeling like the badass you truly are!

  • Sagittarius 12-28-23

    Dec 28, 2023… Hello, Operator. Please give me number nine, and if you disconnect me I’ll kick you from behind — Whoa there! No need to get feisty, Saggy. Great communication could be in your future today, whether you’re chatting face-to-face, on the phone, Zooming, or through telepathy. So long as water is wet, the vibes this Thursday will surely support your transfusion of ideas with other people. Use it to get closer in relationships, get ahead at work, increase the psychic link with your cat, or whatever it is you do when you’re being you.

  • Scorpio 12-28-23

    Dec 28, 2023… How do you hide being high when you’re around people? The secret is to ALWAYS be high. Wait, no, I’m not encouraging drug use. I’m talking about your HIGHer thinking, Scorpio! The lovely vibes as the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, trine Venus in Scorpio and Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Leo today can help lift your consciousness to new heights, but only if you put your mind to work and start climbing to the next level. Roll a glorious blunt of knowledge and toke on THAT, Scorpster. Who knows how high you’ll go?

  • Libra 12-28-23

    Dec 28, 2023… Get Out the Way! Libra flying through! Move, peasants! Move, I say! With the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, trine Venus in Scorpio and Neptune in Pisces and then moving to Leo, you’ll likely find yourself experiencing elevated vibrations. Be assertive, but use the ease in communication today to help avoid aggression as you continue toward your goals. And maybe blast some tunes with some badass cursewords on your headset if you feel particularly cranky — just don’t actually yell them at anyone in your way (like your boss, partner, or annoying colleagues). You CAN own this day; all you have to do is be clear as crystal and watch them bow down. 🙂