Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… Virgo, you’re all that and a pack of dried seaweed (that’s a compliment, I promise). Because you’re so freaking fabulous, why not treat yourself for a job well done? When you absolutely NAIL life today with the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries, you’ll deserve a pat on the back for all your accomplishments and your incredible ability to be uniquely you. Reach around and give yourself a hearty smack on the tail, V. Keep on keeping on, you marvelous masterpiece.

  • Leo 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… Who’s big? Who’s bad? Who’s huffing and puffing and burning down the house? Not the wolf! It’s a damn fine Ram! The Moon in Cancer will square Chiron in Aries and could be a vibe where we find you adulting like a total boss and feeling the weight of the world at the same time. Shrug off that weight and be proud of how much you manage to do each day. You’re a boss even when these grown-up-take-on-the-world vibes aren’t buzzing around. Treat yourself for being such an AH-mazing adult. What’s the point of being a grown-up if you can’t have a little fun with it? You make the rules, you don’t have a curfew, and you get to drink the adult beverages if you so choose. So, whatever it is you do when you let down your hair? Do that!

  • Cancer 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… Treat yourself, you wicked wowster! Cancer, the Universe will be calling for a celebration of a job well done this Wednesday. Don’t let the vibes go to waste! Whether you’re celebrating sealing an important deal, getting a promotion, moving towards your intentions, working up the courage to ask out a cutie on a Zoom date, or even putting on pants today, some celebration can be useful to mark a milestone AND to keep your spirits high with the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries. Engage in whatever floats your boat and makes you proud to ride the waves. You’ve earned it, Crab.

  • Gemini 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… You could probably solve all the world’s problems before you’re done with your breakfast cereal, am I right, Gem? Hey, you’d at least give it the old college try or manage a truly engaging TED talk to right the world’s wrongs. Instead of going that hard, you could just use the energy of the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries to solve what problems you can, and you might even find that you learn a thing or two during the day. Just don’t feel you have to stifle your normal bright energy with too much seriousness. Get your shine on, bright Gem. If someone else doesn’t like it, they can put on shades!

  • Taurus 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… You’re so interesting, I have to try really hard to NOT Facebook stalk you. Don’t sick the internet police on me! I just want to steal all the best memes from your feed, Taurus. This Wednesday, the Moon in Cancer will square Chiron in Aries, which will encourage feeling extra Mom-ish. I’ll be missing those offbeat posts you usually make. Try not to get too caught up in seriousness, though. You are a frigging jar of glitter, so let your inner child shine through today. Letting loose on hump day is fully endorsed by the Fun Fairy. Get your amazing on, Bull!

  • Aries 12-27-23

    Dec 27, 2023… Like dandelions in the middle of summer, nobody — not even metal blades spinning at 200 mph — can stop your growth this Wednesday. NOBODY. Well, except you if you decide to reject the vibes. Ram, don’t chop your own feet off before you can hit the ground running. Let the vibes with the Moon in Cancer square Chiron in Aries carry you to new heights and sensational adventures in self-growth. Adventure is out there! And here (points to your brain).

  • Pisces 12-26-23

    Dec 26, 2023… Funny how pulling the covers over your head won’t actually make scary stuff go away. Sensing changes could have you running for cover, but surprises can be good things as easily as they can be bad. With the Moon in Cancer opposing the Sun in Cap and trine Saturn in Pisces, you could be feeling resistant to any changes at all, but know that the Universe has your back and won’t just hang you out to dry — at least, not unless you need it. Instead of trying to hide from life’s changes, maybe peek out to see that sometimes the best things come from them. The unexpected romance. The new friend. The best adventure. So, don’t hide from all that. If any changes turn out to be a pile of poop, use it to fertilize your own personal growth garden. Learn from that and bloom despite it. Nurture yourself like you nurture everyone else, and you’ll be better than fine. You’ll be all that and a side of fries, Fishy!

  • Aquarius 12-26-23

    Dec 26, 2023… Telling everyone exactly where they can go stick their compromises may not be the best way to go about the day. With the Cancer Moon opposing the Sun in Cap and trine Saturn in Pisces, there could be surprises in store that lead to, you guessed it, compromise. But you can either relax, put on some shades, sip a mai tai, and go with the flow OR your stubborn self could just fall in and drown in the current. So, what’s it going to be? Sink, swim, or float in relative peace? Change may come no matter what, but you get to choose how you’ll handle it, Aquarius. I mean, at least consider the benefit of a tropical cocktail (or mocktail) while you navigate the current. Bottoms up!

  • Capricorn 12-26-23

    Dec 26, 2023… Oh, look. It’s “no-ing” outside. Cap, with the Moon in Cancer opposing the Sun in Cap and trine Saturn in Pisces, you could feel a burning desire to be stubborn as heckin with an extra splash of laziness. Say what?! If “I’d do the thing, but it sounds like effort, so no” ends up coming out of your mouth this Tuesday, don’t be too surprised. While it’s invaluable to be able to say “no” when you’re overextended, it’s also not great to give into stubborn laziness and blow off your need-to-do’s. Find a balance between the extremes, Goat.

  • Sagittarius 12-26-23

    Dec 26, 2023… No one does stubborn quite like you. It’s a gift! Moving ahead and striding over obstacles in your path may be your typical M.O., but life can sometimes wash out the path ahead. Going forward and drowning your stubborn self or plummeting off the edge would be the height of nonsense. Consider flowing with changes promoted by the Cancer Moon opposing the Sun in Cap and trine Saturn in Pisces. Learning to be more adaptable will help you reach your goals faster — and I know you love that. So, use your noggin and look for the opportunity in change, Saggy, and you might just find that you enjoy some detours on your way to awesomeness.

  • Scorpio 12-26-23

    Dec 26, 2023… Sometimes change sucks, but resisting and hating change doesn’t make things easier. Give yourself a break this Tuesday as change rolls in on the tides by working on accepting surprises (good or not-so-good) that come your way with the Moon opposing the Sun in Cap and trine Saturn in Pisces. Reframe that crap as a metamorphosis, you incredible little worm. You’ll become a butterfly soon, my dear Scorpster. But first you have to turn into goop and accept the transformation.

  • Libra 12-26-23

    Dec 26, 2023… Interestingly, 63 Earths can fit into Uranus (64 if you relax). Speaking of relaxing, the vibes coming from Moon opposing the Sun in Cap and trine Saturn in Pisces probably won’t be helping you with that. If anything, you will likely find yourself being stubborn and resisting change like a drunk sorority girl resisting arrest. But you know what that does to your day, Scales? It only makes it harder. So, if changes stroll into your day, take them by the hand and let them show you what you can learn from them. You may just end up pleasantly surprised!