Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 12-25-23

    Dec 25, 2023… You may be the cat’s pajamas, but that doesn’t mean you’re beyond some self-betterment, Virgo. The Moon in Gemini opposing Mars and Mercury in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces, exploding with vibes that’ll be just grand for personal growth. Yes, you’re a magnificent beast, V, but imagine if you were even MORE magnificent. Yeah, that’s the stuff. Shake that glorious mane. Everyone else will need shades and protective gear around you because your awesome will be so thick. You’ll be able to work on fortifying your strong qualities this Monday and wow the peanut gallery. Ready for a power up?

  • Leo 12-25-23

    Dec 25, 2023… What the… ? The Universe will be reflecting vibes that’ll be great for big things (no, that’s not code for excessive weight gain or Wally World moving into the neighborhood) and self-improvement. I know, you’re already awesome enough. What’s to improve? Well, Leo, the “what” will be up to you and the “how” will be embracing the vibes. The “when” is now. Remember, each morning provides a new opportunity to be better than you were yesterday. You know those intentions and goals you were waiting until tomorrow to hit hard? It’s tomorrow — and it’s time to nail it. Time to level up, Lion!

  • Cancer 12-25-23

    Dec 25, 2023… Go big or go the heck home, right, Cancer? That’s what people always say. Of course, going home might sound marvelous if the holiday is a little TOO crowded. Even when you just can’t. But today you might feel like going big with the Moon in Gemini opposing Mars and Mercury in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces. Your mood could be as bubbly as pink champagne, my vibrant and vivacious friend. Dig into that lucky feeling to start a new project, go out on a limb with love, or generally have a kick-tail, marvelous day!

  • Gemini 12-25-23

    Dec 25, 2023… Geminis ooze intelligence like a kid blowing snot bubbles during math class. That said, the Moon in Gemini opposing Mars and Mercury in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces will be great for starting new projects, especially for the smarty-pants Bulls out there. No tissues required. Make the vibes your underpaid personal assistants by channeling them into productive projects and the best brainstorms this side of the North Pole has ever seen. You’ve got this, friend!

  • Taurus 12-26-23

    Dec 25, 2023… Winning lottery tickets, mind-blowing lovins, chocolate that won’t make you break out or gain weight… I’m not saying you’ll get any of these things, but that lucky vibe (like the Force) could be strong with you today, with the Moon in Gemini opposing Mars and Mercury in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces. You may want to embark on a brilliant new quest, add some zest to one of next year’s resolution plans, or even try your luck at a new hobby that’s sparked your curiosity. Whatever action you choose will likely get a powerful punch of pizzazz today. Even if you don’t end up winning the lottery (yeah, probably not…) or devouring delicious chocolatey goodness, you could still end up feeling like a million bucks, Bull.

  • Aries 12-25-23

    Dec 25, 2023… This holiday Monday may feel like you just got surprised with a whole box of puppies to cuddle — unless you don’t like puppies, but then what kind of monster are you? But if you feel happy-go-lucky, it could be the diamond bright vibes of the Moon in Gemini opposing Mars and Mercury in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces. Use this boost to your advantage by starting something new, dreaming big, or even trying your luck by taking a calculated risk (like asking someone you like to a virtual date, NOT like robbing a bank). Maybe there’s not a real box of puppies headed your way, but that doesn’t mean the day won’t be filled with a glitterbomb of greatness, Ram!

  • Pisces 12-24-23

    Dec 24, 2023… Wondering if you’ve been abducted, body snatched, or experimented on in Area 51? Writer’s block and being speechless could have you feeling out of whack today and wondering what the actual fiddlesticks is going on, am I right, Fishy? It could be easier to believe a conspiracy theory than to accept that the energy of the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces could have you feeling a block between feeling and expressing your emotions. If you can summon some patience, it could teach you a thing or two about thinking before you speak. No probes involved, no classified reports needed. Just you being awesome is all that’s required this Sunday.

  • Aquarius 12-24-23

    Dec 24, 2023… Foot in mouth? Heck, Aquarians might not even be able to get their mouths open wide enough to fit their feet in their old pie hole this Sunday. Today’s vibes from the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces could bring a real down shift in communication, which means even if you have a lot on your mind, you may not know yet how to say what you need to say. That can be hella frustrating for sure. So, activate your superpowers, WB! Patience will help the words come to you as you adjust to the vibe. And who’s really better with patience than YOU? You’ve got this in the bag.

  • Capricorn 12-24-23

    Dec 24, 2023… No, you will not Keep Calm and Carry On. Capricorns have rarely have chill, and today likely won’t be any different. With the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces, you could find that your mind will be a mish mosh of swirling thoughts and emotions that can’t be easily expressed without using some of the patience you keep in short supply. You may not Keep Calm, but you do have a tendency to power through obstacles like a boss, mowing down any that get in your way. You could even consider that your superpower. Use that kinetic energy to communicate your feelings, and you might clear the way for a more romantic energy to move in, Cappy.

  • Sagittarius 12-24-23

    Dec 24, 2023… Moonstruck on a dreamboat, Sagittarians could be feeling the vibe of Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces as the energy goes from a reserved energy to a more romantic one. Whether you’re up for some romance with your S.O. or want to show your loving friend (or yourself!) how much you appreciate them, the adoring vibes in the air this Sunday will support your crusade for amorous intentions. All aboard the Heart Boat! Destination: Tunnel of Love.

  • Scorpio 12-24-23

    Dec 24, 2023… Perhaps the only thing more infuriating to a Scorpio than saying the wrong thing is not knowing what to say at all. I mean, what the fork? But with this Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces vibe, you could have a lot on your mind and not know what to say or how to say it without sounding like a jerk, a nerd, or from outerspace. Hope shall not be lost, though. As it happens, patience will be the remedy to your speechless frustrations. Give yourself time to think and process. Your epic smarts and ability to think outside that big old box that other people live their lives in will give you an edge over all the other Signs. The words will come, Scorpster. Patience.

  • Libra 12-24-23

    Dec 24, 2023… Sure, you know what patience means… in theory. You’re just not used to using it. In fact, you may not even be sure it’s still functional. Can patience rust from disuse? Asking for a Libra friend. With the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces, you could experience a shift from feeling reserved to romantic — especially if you actually use a little patience to sort out things you need to say, you’ll likely find greater ease with communicating love, desire, interest, or attraction today. If you don’t have your eye on a partner, don’t forget to look in the mirror and give yourself some of that loyal love you’ve got in spades. Just don’t make out with the mirror, Libra. It’s weird.