Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 12-24-23

    Dec 24, 2023… “I will not calm down! I like being FIRED UP!!” Okay, Virgo. Hear me out. Even though the Moon in Taurus will be trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces, that doesn’t mean you’ve got to set the world on fire. Sure, it’ll probably be hard to express yourself emotionally thanks to these dumb vibes, but setting things on fire won’t make things better. Have a cup of tea, simmer down, and give yourself time to sift through your emotions. This little energy shift is a lesson about working through your feelings and learning a little about you — THEN you can get on with some fabulous action!

  • Leo 12-24-23

    Dec 24, 2023… That’s not heartburn you’re feeling Leo, it’s love! As the Moon in Taurus trines Pluto in Cap and then moves into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces, there will be a shift from to a more romantic vibe. Talk about some “Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir.” Okay, so I don’t actually speak French, but I think that is definitely some kind of proposition. Get your romance on with the vibes this Sunday! If you aren’t into va-va-voom romance right now, that’s cool. Platonic romance is a thing! Go pamper your pals or yourself. Love is love.

  • Cancer 12-24-23

    Dec 24, 2023… Clinging to the nearest human and vowing to never let go isn’t romantic. I don’t care if Jack and Rose made it seem that way. This strategy will likely have that self-same nearest human pushing you off the door and into the freezing-ass ocean, so to speak. With the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces, you could be feeling emotional but having a hard time expressing what’s on your mind. Giving the ones you love room to breathe and if the words won’t flow between you until you adjust to the energy shift can totally help. If you want that good loving, you might want to back up until they catch the romantic vibe themselves, Crabby.

  • Gemini 12-24-23

    Dec 24, 2023… If today you feel unsure about how to express yourself, you could always try interpretive dance. For instance, a little striptease could be the not-so-subtle hint to your partner that you want to get laid, if words won’t suffice. Interpretive dance could have mixed reactions in the workplace, and nudity isn’t recommended (two letters: HR). Not in the mood for interpretive dance, Gem? Maybe just give yourself time, and the words will come. With the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces, you could find yourself at a loss for words. As things shift during the day into a more emotional vibe, you may be able to intimately connect without the need for interpretive movement (pfft what’s the fun in that??). Go, be light as a fairy and as a graceful as a swan, Twins.

  • Taurus 12-24-23

    Dec 24, 2023… If Taureans could curb stomp their emotions and leave them in a dumpster for the rats, they probably would. Especially this Sunday because the Moon in Taurus will be trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces. Difficulty expressing yourself emotionally could be in your future (as if that’s new). Will you rise to the challenge and show the Universe who’s boss? Yes, yes, yes! Just be patient with yourself and the nubs around you. Given time and patience, tough emotions will likely be a hell of a lot easier to navigate for a boss like you. Feelings aren’t always easy, but you have the power to deal with them. Power up, Bull.

  • Aries 12-24-23

    Dec 24, 2023… Feeling all the feels but not knowing quite how to express them could have you twisted up with the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to square Saturn in Pisces today. If you use a little bit of patience, you could find the energy relaxing. Your romantic and loving nature will shine bright if you allow it to develop naturally during the course of the day, and your generous nature could be considered a pretty amazing bonus if applied to amorous activities (winks with both eyes). Don’t get so caught up in the feels that you miss the opportunity to show someone you think that they’re the best thing since gluten-free chocolate cake.

  • Pisces 12-23-23

    Dec 23, 2023… You’re moving so fast that it looks like you’re standing still. Fishy, are you, like, the Flash or something?! With the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and opposing Venus in Scorpio, you could find yourself all twisted up in a cluster of thoughts that immobilize you if you let them. So, choose to use the energy to your advantage — and you do love a good advantage, amiright? Then you could find yourself moving from thinking about how to face a problem to actually doing something about it. The vibes will be strong for learning and teaching, and if you capitalize on this energy, you may find that your worries will be eased by actively using lessons learned. Take this Saturday one step at a time and keep that forward motion going, because there isn’t a darn thing you can’t do!

  • Aquarius 12-23-23

    Dec 23, 2023… Green eggs and ham with a side of fried brains? Sounds absolutely unappetizing, even to the green-loving Aquarius. The Moon in Taurus will be conjunct Uranus and opposing Venus in Scorpio, which means you could be in for some overthinking and scrambled brains. Personally, I’d rather have scrambled anything else. Mmm food… Anyhow, one of the best remedies for overthinking is to focus on living in the here and now. Focus on the moment and let future you deal with the future. You can overcome the overthinking, WB, and enjoy your Saturday. Maybe toast and roast s’mores instead of brains. Unless you’re a zombie. You do you, boo.

  • Capricorn 12-23-23

    Dec 23, 2023… Is that the sound of your gears grinding? Yea, yes… I think it is… or I forgot to turn off the blender… So many ideas, so little time, am I right, Cappy? You may be feeling a shift from thinking into doing as the Moon in Taurus conjuncts Uranus and opposes Venus in Scorpio. Your natural tendency to absorb information like a sponge will help you take a plan and make it into an achievable goal. If you find yourself starting to overthink it, get the hell out of your own head and don’t let worries break your stride. Just take a first step — no matter how small. Not only could it help ease the overthinking, but it could help you find the path you’ve been looking for.

  • Sagittarius 12-23-23

    Dec 23, 2023… Too often a Sagittarian’s mind is their greatest enemy. Screw that BS! Use the great vibes reflected by a Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and opposing Venus in Scorpio to be BFFs with your brain pump it full of new knowledge. The energy will be in your favor for expanding your mind — with information (not drugs, dude. Not drugs). The vibes can help give you a boost in learning, whether you’re figuring how to ride a bike, taking in an important life lesson, or absorbing information in some other way. Throw away the dunce cap and embrace the title of “teacher’s pet,” Saggy!

  • Scorpio 12-23-23

    Dec 23, 2023… The mad scientist shall unleash their greatest monstrosity in the wake of the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and opposing Venus in Scorpio. Okay, so some Scorpios aren’t mad scientists types (are YOU?), but I’m sure you have some eccentric and electric ideas bubbling in your brain. Take advantage of the shift from thinking to doing by putting your ideas into action. Whatever schemes you’ve got filed away in your brain, use the vibes today to make progress on those dreams. Not just a dreamer anymore, Scorpster! Mwahahahaha!

  • Libra 12-23-23

    Dec 23, 2023… And the Universe declared: Let it be Saturday. Get up, Libra! Take on the day with your chalice of sopping tea leaves or goblet of caffeinated magic beans. Summoning the intuitive energy of the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and opposing Venus in Scorpio could have you wanting to translate your thoughts (carefully constructed and probably color-coded) into decisive (lists with bullet points) action. Absorbing new knowledge could be a side effect of working those ideas into action today, Scales. Just don’t get so caught up in accumulating knowledge and success that you fail to enjoy your chosen beverage while you carry onward. Remember it IS Saturday, after all!