Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 12-22-23

    Dec 22, 2023… Warning for non-Virgos who might be reading this: Don’t be surprised if you get throat punched (metaphorically, of course) for waking up a napping Virgo today. (See? We gave your partners a head’s up. You’re welcome.). After all, the vibes while the Moon in Taurus conjuncts Jupiter and trines Mercury in Cap could promote cranky feelings if people interrupt your dreaming. Still, these will be epic vibes for bringing amazing ideas out of your dream state. You could miss something super interesting or important if you zone out too often today, though. So, if you do get drawn away from your deep thoughts… remember you have to face some Dreamus Interruptus at some point so that you can put those plans into action!

  • Leo 12-22-23

    Dec 22, 2023… “Rule the world” is definitely one of Leo’s life mottos. And I’m all like, “Yasss, boo, go chase your dreams of excitement and joy.” This Wednesday will likely be another emotionally-charged day (I blame the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury in Cap), but this time the vibes will be about using energy to take charge and reinvent some area of your life. Lions can get itchy and irritated when things becoming boring, so they often seek out new opportunities and experiences. In many ways, the ball will be in your court (ball = vibes), so play the game and win it like… uhm… (insert good sports-ball player here). The vibes today for changing up or starting over on some aspect of your life could help you channel your need for speed. Your biggest challenge, Leo, may be to make sure you don’t get too impulsive or dreamy and drop important people or things from your life. Well, all that’s left now is for you to take charge. What are you doing sitting there still reading this? Go on now. Get going. Get outta here!

  • Cancer 12-22-23

    Dec 22, 2023… Like riding a unicycle on stilts while drinking a margarita (hey, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere), this day could have you feeling a little like one of those Weeble Wobbles kids used to play with. Good thing for you that balancing things out is practically your middle name, Crabby! With the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury in Cap, your excellent balance will be required. You may feel pulled between getting crap done and being uber-lazy or find yourself floating between what you want and your actual real life. Don’t fret, pet. Your experience with balancing the best of both worlds like a pro will help you walk this high wire without the need of a safety net. Make time for both extremes, and you’ll likely roll into tomorrow feeling both accomplished and rested — and maybe a tad hungover, too.

  • Gemini 12-22-23

    Dec 22, 2023… Like Octomom at the County Fair with all her gazillion kids, you could feel pulled in a thousand different directions this Friday, Gemini. While your essence might be telling you to split into a thousand versions of yourself so you can accomplish all the things, that’s not exactly realistic. Instead, focus on one thing at a time while the Moon in Taurus will conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury in Cap. Little by little you can accomplish a lot. Even if you don’t get EVERYTHING done today, you’ll get enough done. Rock by rock, the mountain will get moved.

  • Taurus 12-22-23

    Dec 22, 2023… Feeling a super boost of creative power could have you feeling like a superhero… or super villain, depending on what side of the bed (and whose bed, actually) you woke up on as the Moon in Taurus conjuncts Jupiter and trines Mercury in Cap. A surge of creative energy could take you far if you can channel it into a project rather than just dreaming about it, Bull. Your high standards could have you expecting the impossible from others, so be sure to temper that impulse by drawing out someone’s strengths without feeling a need to remind them of their challenges. Leading by example could inspire others (and will make more likely to look at you in awe.).

  • Aries 12-22-23

    Dec 22, 2023… While the other Signs might be feeling a pull between daydreaming and the real world thanks to the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury in Cap, the vibes likely won’t even break your stride, Aries. After all, your mad multitasking skills are legendary. You may feel a stronger pull toward dreaming and play, but dealing with conflicting urges could feel like a walk in the park. And I’m not talking Jurassic Park either. Compromising to balance both fun and adulting today may not be your favorite, but if you put your mind to managing the problem, I’m sure you’ll come up with a solution that allows you to have your cake and eat the darn thing, too (because what else would you do with a cake?). Yum!

  • Pisces 12-21-23

    Dec 21, 2023… What do Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and your intuition have in common? They’ll all probably be getting high today, Pisces. With the Moon in Aries trine the Sun in Sag, it’ll be easier to trust your gut while riding the intuition vibe. Knowing what’s right for you will likely come more naturally, and learning something new probably won’t be too big of a challenge. Sounds like your kinda jam! So, grab some munchies, sit back, and enjoy a chill yet potentially very productive day, ya nerd! Love you, bebe.

  • Aquarius 12-21-23

    Dec 21, 2023… Like they’ve been hitting the old catnip and their Mamma’s liquor cabinet, Aquarians could be acting a little OUT OF IT this Thursday as they try to figure out where to channel their newfound powers. Can you imagine taking over the world? The state? Half a city block, even? The vibes of the Moon in Aries trine the Sun in Sag will be great for learning something new or exploring some hobbies you’ve been wanting to pick up. Heck, eenie-meenie-miney-mo until you find something constructive to do, WB. Pick a thing and go for it (Might want to skip Evil Overlord training, though. Use your powers for good!). The vibes will be in your favor! There’s never a better time to explore your potential than right now.

  • Capricorn 12-21-23

    Dec 21, 2023… Were you bitten by a radioactive spider? Are you secretly an Avenger? Because your spidey-senses might be on fire today, Cappy. With the Moon in Aries trine the Sun in Sag the vibes will be strong to trust your gut and learn some stuff. Being open to new experiences and life lessons could help you learn about yourself and your relationships while also helping you reach some goals. Just be careful to avoid giving your trust where it hasn’t been earned. A fool might be born every minute, but you are NOT one of them.

  • Sagittarius 12-21-23

    Dec 21, 2023… Feel the beat with your techno heart! Whether you’re a tech-pro or a tech-please-help-me kind of Sag, you will likely benefit from the intuitive electric vibes sparking in the air this Thursday. Tap into these smarty-pants energies and put on your technology hat. Learn a new program, figure out how that thingy works, or do whatever the heck floats your electrically-powered boat. Robots will probably take over the world some day, so enjoy the feeling of superiority while you can!

  • Scorpio 12-21-23

    Dec 21, 2023… Easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy! Well, “easy” might not be the best word to describe the vibes. But the vibes of the Moon in Aries trine the Sun in Sag will bring with them some intuition, which will likely be perfect for learning new stuff and gaining new skills. Tap into these energies, and you could have an easier time accomplishing tasks and picking up new abilities, Scorpster. Intuition can help make learning stuff seem almost effortless compared to most other days. Talk about easy, breezy, beautiful Scorpio.

  • Libra 12-21-23

    Dec 21, 2023… If the project that’s been ticking you off seems to suddenly become clear, you could thank the Moon in Aries trine the Sun in Sag — or all the time and hard work you’ve put into it. The energy may be enhancing your intuition, but you still have to put in the work, Scales. Don’t lose sight of that, even if you do appreciate the boost of growth you could be feeling from today’s strong energy. Just remember that when you do reach your goals, stop and enjoy the view. Smell those roses of victory! You may even be able to help someone else reach their goals, but you likely won’t see where you can help if you keep blocking your view with new goal after new goal without enjoying the heights you’ve reached already.