Dec 23, 2023… You know what sucks? Vacuum cleaners. Well, Virgo, thanks to the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and opposing Venus in Scorpio, you could be in for a sweet treat known as overthinking. That could suck, so screw that. The Universe can take back its crappy gift and you, my friend, can overcome any anxious or compulsive-thinking vibes. How? Do what you do and just live in this moment, right here and now. Who is better at turning thought into a great adventure? Only NO ONE. Also, remind your brain that you’re the boss of your thoughts, not the Universe. You got this, V.
Category: Horoscopes AV
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Leo 12-23-23
Dec 23, 2023… Leos aren’t just feelers. They’re also doers! (wink, wink) And as the Moon in Taurus will conjunct Uranus and opposing Venus in Scorpio, you’ll likely experience a shift from thinking to doing. For instance, instead of fantasizing about reshaping the world, you might take the first steps toward enacting your plans. Ooff, just maybe don’t act on your lower, darker vibes this Saturday. Try honing in on the positive and constructive. Go beyond just dreaming about putting out positive waves; you can rock the boat, change the tides, and create a tsunami like no one’s ever seen. Just do it!
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Cancer 12-23-23
Dec 23, 2023… STOP! Look! Listen, darn it: Whatever you do, DO NOT overthink about relationships today. I mean it, Cancer! Enemy number one could be YOU if you decide to overthink about all the things and self-sabotage. The Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and opposing Venus in Scorpio vibe could have you tempted to put your thoughts into actions, but avoid any rash moves today. Instead of making assumptions and worrying over your thoughts, try for a little vulnerability in the relationship that’s on your mind. Talk it out, and you just may learn something about yourself and your relationship. Overthinking and over-drinking won’t fulfill your need for connection like a talk with a friend or your therapist. Basically, Crabby, it’s time to use your grown-up words. No, not the f-bomb. The other ones that tell people how you feel. Now, get out there and use your epic communication powers for good!
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Gemini 12-23-23
Dec 23, 2023… A great teacher is also a good student. If I saw that on a fortune cookie, I’d probably barf a little rice in my mouth a little but if I’m honest, it’s not wrong. Gemini, embrace your inner teacher by seeking your outer student. Today’s vibes will be great for both learning and teaching thanks to the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and opposing Venus in Scorpio. Use the vibes to benefit from both sides of the coin and cash in on the benefits. Learn some and teach some, Twins.
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Taurus 12-23-23
Dec 23, 2023… Never one to sit on your ass for long, you could be sensing the energetic surge toward thinking about stuff to doing the damn thing with the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and opposing Venus in Scorpio. You could find yourself in the role of student or teacher — and, no, I’m not talking about in the bedroom (though, hey, that could be fun, too). Soak up the lessons or give one yourself to help the things you want manifest in your life. Go do the thing and shelve any over-thinking. Get your fine tail moving, Bull.
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Aries 12-23-23
Dec 23, 2023… Do these thoughts make my brain look fat? Whatever insecurities may be plaguing you, the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus and opposing Venus in Scorpio vibe could reflect a tendency to overanalyze situations. You may feel yourself subtly pushed toward taking an action rather than just thinking about it, though, which is a GOOD thing. If it’s a move you’ve been wanting to make for a while, today could be the day to take that first step forward. It could also be a day to learn something that will help you reach a goal. But staying in your own head won’t do anything but give you a headache. Just say no — and say yes to something that makes you happy, Ram.
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Pisces 12-22-23
Dec 22, 2023… Garlic is to vampires as genuinely dealing with emotions is to Pisces. Not sorry! Admittance is the first step to recovery, pal. Emotions will likely be running high as the Moon in Taurus will conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury in Cap this Friday. Hide! (no, don’t. I was kidding) It’s okay to feel. It’s good to feel. Not openly acknowledging emotional turmoil doesn’t mean the stuff goes away. It just gets buried until you have a mountain of garbage stinking it all up. So, how do you deal? Practice feeling your emotions, being able to identify them and why you’re feeling the way you do, and then learn to let them go. You see, the ability to overcome tough times is inside of you. It always has been. Kind of like Typhoid Mary, who always had the disease inside of her but doesn’t get sick. Except your superpowers are WAY better than typhoid.
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Aquarius 12-22-23
Dec 22, 2023… Never interrupt an Aquarius when they’re day-drooling — I mean, daydreaming. Thanks to the vibes coming from the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury in Cap, many Aquarians could end up feeling a bit cranky if someone pulls them away from their fantasies. Not to mention, you’ll likely have a hard time concentrating and staying on task thanks to this dreamer mode. Find balance between getting work done and dreaming of ruling the world — because indulging a few dreams will be quite good for your mind-body-soul health. Game on!
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Capricorn 12-22-23
Dec 22, 2023… When they say the struggle is real, there are no lies detected. You could be wanting to play while knowing that you need to get stuff done and be responsible. What to do, what to do? Well, with the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury in Cap, you’ll likely feel a powerful pull toward doing whatever your intuition tells you to do. There won’t be a lot of room for doubt today. Finding a way to balance your urge to play with your need to do all the things will help you navigate the day without losing your ever-loving mind. Applying your keen focus to knocking out tasks quickly could free up time for you to play and dream the day away. Turn this Friday into a Fri-yay, Cappy, by using your keen focus to level the hell up and have it all!
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Sagittarius 12-22-23
Dec 22, 2023… I have mixed drinks about feelings. Wait, what? Saggy, you could be struggling with your yearning for fantasy versus a seemingly harsh reality, but that doesn’t give you cause to go drinking your emotions away. Each moment today, you hold the power to change your reality and you have the magic to bring a little fantasy into the mix. You’re only limited to a harsh reality when you believe it to be so. Use the vibes from the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury in Cap and your creative nature to craft a better version of your reality.
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Scorpio 12-22-23
Dec 22, 2023… All work and no play makes most people total grump asses. You especially, oh great restless one! Scorpio, you will likely struggle extra hard between wanting to play like a kid versus having to work and fulfill adulty responsibilities with the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury in Cap. Get the important stuff done, for sure, but also sing off key in the shower, the car, while on line for coffee, and so on. Honestly… what are you even doing if Friday isn’t at least a little fun? Hmmm? Sweet Scales, you deserve some excitement and jolly good laughs to balance out a loooong week of the daily grind. Friday Fun Day, here you come! Hey, recess isn’t exclusively for kids.
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Libra 12-22-23
Dec 22, 2023… The thing about wearing blinders, Libra, is that sometimes you can walk right into the wall that did NOT in fact jump right out in front of you. The feely vibes of the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and trine Mercury in Cap could have you feeling caught between where you want to be and where you are right now. Putting on blinders and stubbornly moving toward your goal may seem sensible — until you plummet off a freaking cliff. Being able to accept where you are in the journey could help you enjoy your life while you work toward what you want. Keep your eyes on the proverbial prize, stay on the path, but don’t forget to stop and enjoy the view along the way. No more blinders, Scales. Get out there and conquer Friday with eyes wide open.