Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 12-21-23

    Dec 21, 2023… “Being brave doesn’t mean you go looking for trouble,” advises Mufasa. Say it louder for the Lions in the back! This Thursday, the Moon in Aries trine the Sun in Sag will bring with it vibes of learning new stuff. Maybe you could learn what true bravery is. Or how not to run straight into the elephant graveyard. Just some thoughts. In all seriousness, if you use these vibes to learn, your growth as a person can help you better achieve your dreams. Starting right now, V.

  • Leo 12-21-23

    Dec 21, 2023… Twist it! Bop it! Spin it! Okay, not all Leos might normally be into tech stuff, but today’s vibes from the Moon in Aries trine the Sun in Sag could seriously aid you in getting your tech savvy groove on. Even if you are already a techno-boss, the devices at your fingertips will likely cause you fewer headaches than usual and run more like like well-oiled machines. Maybe you’ll even get into some gaming stuff you’ve been wondering about. Whatever you do, use the power of technology wisely, Lion (no hacking secret files, pal).

  • Cancer 12-21-23

    Dec 21, 2023… If learning crap seems pretty nifty, you might be a nerd. Or a Cancer while the Moon in Aries trines the Sun in Sag. Or both. Hey, they aren’t mutually exclusive! Go get your geek on by exploring new things. Sign up for a class that catches your interest, take on a new project, or even check out that app that makes you feel like you have your crap together. Tech stuff could be your friend today, and you may also find that your instincts about people are be dead-on. If someone seems shady, trust that. But also trust when someone seems like a pretty cool person. I mean, don’t give them your PIN number or whatever, but maybe hang out in a virtual meeting. Be smart and get your nerd on!

  • Gemini 12-21-23

    Dec 21, 2023… Ever wanted to know what’s on the dark side of the moon? Well, Geminis could tell you that it’s literally just the other side of the moon and it’s not all that mystical. You know what is mystical, though? The intuitive vibes coming from the Moon in Aries trine the Sun in Sag! Gem, scoop up this energy and apply them to some problem-solving this Thursday. A dash of intuition can go a long way in overcoming obstacles. Think. Dream. Get it done.

  • Taurus 12-21-23

    Dec 21, 2023… What’s that sound I hear? Oh… it’s you! That was pretty loud. How many feet do you HAVE, anyway? You could be striding into this day feeling fierce, Bull. Not only will your intuition be seriously on point with the Moon in Aries trine the Sun in Sag, but you might also find that challenging tasks seem pretty simple today. Getting a strong start on a goal could help you feel empowered. Knock out the practical stuff, and then treat yourself to a little me-time. Feeling fierce may be par for the course for you, Taurus, but it’ll still feel pretty extra today.

  • Aries 12-21-23

    Dec 21, 2023… Fast Wi-Fi & strong cell signals could be abundant today with he Moon in Aries trine the Sun in Sag, Ram. Your brain cells could be firing all on points, too. Tech nonsense likely won’t have you losing your sheep today. Instead, you’ll find that learning comes more easily. You might also notice that your intuition will be turned all the way the up to the highest volume. Like an 11 out of 10. Trusting good vibes (or bad) could be imperative if you want today to be as awesome as it can be. Get out there and take on the day!

  • Pisces 12-20-23

    Dec 20, 2023… People coming at you with drama? Not today, Satan. Your temper may run hot, Pisces, but your keen mental juices will hopefully remind you that you’ll be better off taking space rather than trying to argue with someone committed to disagreeing with every word you say. This day could be an absolute dream if you use the energy of the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron and trine Mars in Sag to stay in your own lane and ignore the bad drivers in the other ones. The struggle might be real, but it doesn’t have to be today. Unless you jump into all that drama around you, you’ll be able to flow with the easy, carefree day.

  • Aquarius 12-20-23

    Dec 20, 2023… Aquarians might be tempted to visualize pushing people off a cliff today. Like, Everest wouldn’t be high enough for them. Since violence is never, ever the actual answer, let’s take the high road if you need your space, buddy. See, the Moon in Aries will conjunct Chiron and trine Mars in Sag, which could promote vibes of needing independence, figuring out the mysteries of the Universe on your own, or big thoughts you might want to be left alone with. Need space? Take it. Reel in the frustrations when people are invading your bubble with their neediness, and pencil in some time for yourself if you can. Yay you!

  • Capricorn 12-20-23

    Dec 20, 2023… Hey, Cappy, you could be looking as fierce as your temper. Rawr! The Moon in Aries will conjunct Chiron and trine Mars in Sag. If you can put a lid on your wicked hot temper, you’ll find that this day could feel like cruising on a hot day with the top down. Easy, breezy, and you could even get lucky (take that however you want). Don’t let that explosive temper melt down this day, though. Tempted to blow up on a noisy neighbor? Pop a chocolate in (your mouth, not theirs — though sharing IS caring) and remind yourself that a peaceful life can be pretty sweet. Throw a mental glitter bomb at haters and keep on shining.

  • Sagittarius 12-20-23

    Dec 20, 2023… Sagittarians having an easy time doing things? What a fantastical concept! This Wednesday, it can be more than just a dream. Use the vibes today to get stuff accomplished without fail. Okay, well some stuff might not work out “perfectly,” but you will likely have an easier time than usual when it comes to accomplishing tasks and kicking butt on your duties. Heck, you deserve some easy going vibes. Take it in stride. Rejoice, Saggy!

  • Scorpio 12-20-23

    Dec 20, 2023… Setting your house on fire to kill a scary bug? Yeah, Scorpios might want to do that today… then regret it. So, put away the matches and step away (far away) from the butane torch, bud. Thanks to the vibes coming from Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron and trine Mars in Sag, over-reactions will be all up in the air today. These vibes could have the Scorpios feeling unbalanced and doing some wild ish, but only if you give in. You could try instead to use the vibes and give yourself an extra boost of something you need — confidence, creativity, spicy-ness… There’s no such thing as “too much” when it comes to feeling good.

  • Libra 12-20-23

    Dec 20, 2023… Snap, crackle, pop! Is that your breakfast cereal or the sound of you beating the crap outta the cereal box? Well, dear Scales, whether or not you’re a cereal killer all depends on you. The vibes today could have hot tempers flaring up like a bad case of ass-teroids. Deal with rage if it flares up inside you Libra, but don’t go chopping off heads like you’re a friggin bearded lumberjack. See, if you put garbage IN this vibe, you’ll get landfills of the kind of stuff that strangles turtles OUT of it. Got it? The same is true for love, though, Mate. So, how about supercharging THAT with your sassy ass-teroids?