Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 12-26-23

    Dec 26, 2023… No to the heck no. That could be your mood today. No one’s saying Virgo can be stubborn (well…), but you could find yourself feeling resistant to change with the Moon opposing the Sun in Cap and trine Saturn in Pisces. Digging in your heels could wear out your favorite shoes for no good reason, my friend. You know change is a part of life yadda yadda. Accepting that could be a challenge if the surprises that come your way don’t feel awesome at first. Still, never fear. You have the leadership skills and energy to navigate change — even when you don’t want to. Use that energy to your advantage, and don’t forget to add a little self-care to your day. And maybe steer clear of confrontation if you’re feeling testy.

  • Leo 12-26-23

    Dec 26, 2023… Surprise, you bathbomb of glorified glitter! As the Moon will be opposing the Sun in Cap and trine Saturn in Pisces this Tuesday, there will be a murmur of surprise dancing in the ethos. Leo, you can use these vibes to embrace a little change and enhance your daily tasks. Boredom is for the boring, amiright? And you’re anything BUT. Sometimes a little switch-up in the daily grind can do a lot for morale and add some excitement to the not-so-exciting. Go paint yourself with the colors of the changing winds and stuff, you glorious thing.

  • Cancer 12-26-23

    Dec 26, 2023… “I’m not stubborn. It’s just that my way is better.” Okay, Cancer, but what if you’re wrong? (As if…lol) The Moon in Cancer opposing the Sun in Cap and trine Saturn in Pisces energies this Tuesday will carry with them stubbornness and a tendency to act like an immovable mountain. Unfortunately, that means you could miss out on some enlightening and interesting debates. You’re a virtuoso of truth, so honestly tell the Universe to kindly fork off by kicking the stubborn energies out the back door. Don’t be stubborn; be stupendous, Crabby.

  • Gemini 12-26-23

    Dec 26, 2023… Forecast calls for Tantrum Tuesday. Strong stubborn vibes could be heading in from the Moon in Cancer opposing the Sun in Cap and trine Saturn in Pisces. Just a little FYI, Gem, complaining about changes outside of your control might help you blow off a little steam but so could a belly laugh at whatever comes your way. Which would you rather try, in terms of release? You have the power to turn Tantrum Tuesday into Terrific Tuesday — Just saying! Get out there and catch each curveball like your horoscope gave you a head’s up and you knew they were coming! Wink, wink.

  • Taurus 12-26-23

    Dec 26, 2023… Your mood could have you channeling the spirit of Grumpy Cat if you insist on seeing change as a bad thing. Okay, to be fair, some change seriously sucks lemons. But other change could turn out more like lemonade — you know, if you mix some positive vibes into an over-used metaphor for life. The Moon in Cancer opposing the Sun in Cap and trine Saturn in Pisces could have you digging in your mighty heels, but if you choose to see the benefits of rolling with change, you might find yourself channeling less Grumpy Cat and more Bob Ross energy. Either way, if you can find the humor in the situation maybe even lemon-sucking changes could have a sweet lining, Bull.

  • Aries 12-26-23

    Dec 26, 2023… Do you like change? Well, I think I know the answer based on the disgusted look on your face (JK! I can’t see you. I’m not a cyber stalker…). Bull, prepare thyself for an air of change as the Moon in Cancer opposes the Sun in Cap and trines Saturn in Pisces today. Even if it’s a little uncomfortable and a lot against your elaborate Tuesday plans, a shift in the wind’s direction could lead to new adventures. You’re a Ram. You don’t always enjoy changing things up, but you can learn to bob and weave with the currents. Lead the way and show others how it’s done. Cuddle the vibes of change!

  • Pisces 12-25-23

    Dec 25, 2023… Scratch, scratch! You might be feeling the itch to start something or to expand on a project you’ve already started. With the Moon in Gemini opposing Mars and Mercury in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces, getting something started could come packaged with luck and greatness. Just make sure that the strong start doesn’t lead to a weak finish — or no finish at all. It might be said that Pisces sometimes have commitment issues — those are just rumors, though. Right? Well, if you start strong and set your keen, agile mind on creating a plan, you’ll likely find that this is something you see through to the end. Whether that’s with a relationship, a home project, or a new work goal, your chances of success will be stronger with today’s vibes on hand. Right on.

  • Aquarius 12-25-23

    Dec 25, 2023… Feeling lucky Aquarius? The vibes of the Moon in Gemini opposing Mars and Mercury in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces today can help bring you good fortune and “luck” if you tap into the goodness. Get your productivity on and don’t be afraid to take a few chances (within reason) this holiday on a Monday if opportunity knocks on your window. Don’t open the window for creepy strangers, though. Okay? Jokes aside, you never know what you might accomplish when you use these vibes and aim for the stars! May the luck be with you, WB.

  • Capricorn 12-25-23

    Dec 25, 2023… Rubbing your hands together in glee could be weird but marginally acceptable. The maniacal laugh though? Well, it might have people shifting slowly away from you at the holiday dinner or keeping their distance in traffic. I’m just saying: it might be a little weird. Also scary (but quite effective for social distancing, not that I think about it). But, hey, you do you. With the Moon in Gemini opposing Mars and Mercury in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces, you may be feeling the urge to start something new. Could be a new romance. Could be a project. As a Capricorn, you’ll never be lacking in initiative, but you’ll likely feel a punch of good luck to go with it today. Embarking on a new adventure could be just what you need. Enjoy a strong start to something new, and don’t be afraid to dream big, Cap.

  • Sagittarius 12-25-23

    Dec 25, 2023… Sagittarius could find it easier than usual to blossom into greatness today thanks to the Moon in Gemini opposing Mars and Mercury in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces vibes. Instead of worrying about your weaknesses, why not try focusing on bettering your strengths today? The vibes will definitely be in your favor for some blooming some Saggy flowers from little seeds. You’re so much more than the sum of the qualities you don’t always like about yourself, you know. None of us are perfect, and it is called being gloriously human. And you’re worth the effort of self-improvement — besides, you are amazing and have a lot to start with. Stellar evolution and regeneration, here you come!

  • Scorpio 12-25-23

    Dec 25, 2023… They say one person’s luck is another’s misfortune. Scorpios call BS on that! Who the heck are “they” anyway? There’s enough to go around and people with BRAINS understand that one doesn’t have to take advantage of another to succeed. (Insert image of me fist bumping you) Luck is what you make it and with the fortunate vibes raining down this holiday thanks to the Moon in Gemini opposing Mars and Mercury in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces, you can make a lot of goodness happen for yourself. With some tact and a boost from these vibes, you’ll likely be able to spot a good opportunity from a mile away! Make the most of your wit and the energies to forge your own “good luck.” Bibbidi bobbidi boop and booyah.

  • Libra 12-25-23

    Dec 25, 2023… Feeling like your taxes have been paid early and you’ve just managed overtime could be how Scales feel lucky with the Moon in Gemini opposing Mars and Mercury in Sag and square Neptune in Pisces. If that sounds boring as heck, think of it more like using today’s energy to get closer to all your shiny, fascinating goals. Living the dream may just be a hashtag for the rest of the Zodiac, but you, Libra, stay determined to actually live them, and you won’t let any obstacles get in your way. Today’s energy will give you a solid boost forward to either start a new goal or make headway with one already set in motion. Carpe diem and all that, Libra. Go forth and make your dreams happen!