Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 12-31-23

    Dec 31, 2023… While the word “emotions” generally has Virgos running in the opposite direction faster than the Road Runner from a box of Acme explosives, the Moon in Virgo will trine the Sun in Cap and Jupiter in Taurus. That will be reflecting excellent energies for being someone’s emotional support this Sunday. I’m not asking you to pour your heart out, here. I know better than that by now. But if someone needs a shoulder to lean on today, why not offer up your sturdy shoulder? Your humor and optimism alongside these energies could be exactly what someone needs today. You could make a difference, and that’s how we change the world with little moments, after all. You’re a glitter-bomb of awesome sauce, V.

  • Leo 12-31-23

    Dec 31, 2023… Another day, another mood swing. With the Moon in Virgo trine the Sun in Cap and Jupiter in Taurus, you’ll be rolling with the punches like a prize fighter while the rest of the Zodiac looks for an escape route. If anybody’s got this, it’ll be you. After all, you know self-care like Beyonce knows hit records. If you need to go into fight mode, you can summon some Rocky meets Rambo meets Karate Kid energy like you just fell into a hot tub time machine. You know your way around the feels, and you’ll navigate the over-sensitive, feely currents like the fantastic Lion you are. So sit back, chill out, and maybe grab some popcorn to watch what could surely be an entertaining day when you’re not the one caught up in a mood.

  • Cancer 12-31-23

    Dec 31, 2023… What in the heck kind of Monday energy is this, you might be asking. Don’t rush off to check the calendar, Crabby. It’s only Sunday, but it could have some Monday feels and be one wild ride on one big ole moody wave, thanks to the vibes of the Moon in Virgo trine the Sun in Cap and Jupiter in Taurus. To flip the script on this day and keep your head above water, get clear about what issues need fixing. Mending a relationship today or reaching out to help someone else go through a hard time could make the day run smoothly whereas aggressively confronting someone could potentially send the day sideways. Make time for self-care, and you’ll likely find that the Sunday brings smooth sailing.

  • Gemini 12-31-23

    Dec 31, 2023… Gem, did you know that firefighters are considered one of the hottest workers out there? (I just made that up, but personal experience says it’s true). Well, you could become a firefighter putting out flames after a dragon attack this Sunday thanks to the vibes reflecting mucho emotional Moon in Virgo trine the Sun in Cap and Jupiter in Taurus. In short, the vibes will be splendid for resolving issues that have built up on your plate. Between your genius and these vibes, you’re sure to come up with some great solutions for problem solving. Get your hot firefighting on, Gemini!

  • Taurus 12-31-23

    Dec 31, 2023… I hope if you think of challenging someone to a duel today, it could just be the wizarding variety. Your Taurus heart makes you super loving, but your courage can sometimes border on the reckless — especially when it comes to misunderstandings. Just feel the feely feels of a Moon in Virgo trine the Sun in Cap and Jupiter in Taurus and retreat while the retreating’s good. Seriously. Half the Zodiac could be full triggered while the other half could be busy making battle plans and drawing battle lines. Sounds like a monstrosity you will want to be far away from — preferably while sipping a cold beer while watching a game or your other favorite thing. Instead of going to toe-to-toe with others, try to find a middle ground where you can see eye-to-eye, and you’ll be more like to get around to the beer or wine you’ll miss if you get caught up in the drama.

  • Aries 12-31-23

    Dec 31, 2023… I love you. (I hate you.) I want my mommy. Thanks to the aspects to the Moon in Virgo trine the Sun in Cap and Jupiter in Taurus, Aries could experience some funky mood swings that have them rocking back and forth on the chandelier like it’s a wrecking ball. It could be all too easy to let the vibes push you around like a pendulum and just chalk it up to “Ram things.” Well, I say that you don’t have to take it! You, out of all the Signs, can own the vibes and even achieve an equilibrium. Imagine THAT! Just channel those swings into positive power (after all, power is what you do best!) and be a force of nature with purpose. Look out, Sunday!

  • Pisces 12-30-23

    Dec 30, 2023… I don’t know who needs to hear this (ahem, Pisces), but you can’t roll up in the carpool lane just because you’ve got your ego riding shotgun… even if you’ve earned it. Just like you’ll be free to ride around with an enormous ego today, you can choose to apply your keen mind to something other than trying to cheat carpool rules. Indeed, you’ll be able to use this Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus and trine Mars and Mercury in Sag energy to come up with a well-thought out plan to manage the day. I mean, you are the best thing since sliced bread, Fishy.

  • Aquarius 12-30-23

    Dec 30, 2023… Like shooting a super-soaker water gun but having flames burst out of the nozzle, your assertion game could be a bit off the mark this Saturday. And by “a bit” I mean hella screwy with a side of what the heck? Aquarius, prepare for battle against the vibes coming from the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus and trine Mars and Mercury in Sag. These energies might try to work against your ability to be assertive, but you have all the power — you know, because you’re a living, breathing human being and not some woo-woo energies coming from the Planetary alignment. Kick the Universe’s behind by being assertive in all the right ways. You’ve got this, WB!

  • Capricorn 12-30-23

    Dec 30, 2023… Ah, Cappy. I know how you love to take the initiative — and not just when stirring up some ish either. Today’s energetic vibes could have you wanting to leap without looking and landing in a pile of — well, that stuff you sometimes like to stir up. 🙂 The Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus and trine Mars and Mercury in Sag will make it important to think things through before making a decision. You could always just stay home and refuse to adult, but honestly, being the initiator isn’t a weakness. At all. Just make sure you get all the facts before you wade in, and make sure those are things that potentially will make your life better. You are like a lifetime supply of awesome sauce, and if you practice a tiny bit of patience (you might have to go out and get some — I hear it comes with a side of fries), you’ll own this day.

  • Sagittarius 12-30-23

    Dec 30, 2023… What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, but what does kill you makes you dead, SOOOO… The energies coming from the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus and trine Mars and Mercury in Sag will be all about acting without a care for consequences, which isn’t a good thing. Use your noggin, Saggy. You have a brain for a reason! At the right dosage, the vibes can help you feel adventurous. Anyway, try maintaining your intake of these Martian vibes so you benefit rather than hinder yourself. Good things come to those who think, Archer.

  • Scorpio 12-30-24

    Dec 30, 2023… You’re the best kind of candy wrapped in a piñata, but that doesn’t give you permission to beat anyone with a stick for disagreeing with you, Scorpio. Your challenge this Saturday will likely be to keep ego in check despite the vibes reflected by the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus and trine Mars and Mercury in Sag. Libras tend to tie self-worth to ideas and beliefs, which means any disagreements today could turn volatile. Don’t let that happen! Work around the energies and channel your friendly and harmonious nature to sidestep any conflicts you encounter today like a star on the dancefloor. Stay golden, Scorpster!

  • Libra 12-30-23

    Dec 30, 2023… The thing about striding toward your goals on instinct alone is that a big misstep could have you landing on your bum and starting alllll over. Careful Scales don’t like to make missteps — and usually plan every contingency to avoid them. Still, with the strong Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus and trine Mars and Mercury in Sag vibes in the air, it could be especially important to watch where you step so you don’t fall in a manhole and end up on the sewer. While your patience usually gets used up on goal setting and planning, be sure to put a little aside for today, so that you can carefully navigate these energies ripe for misfires. Try to slow down so you can really watch your step and make sure that you get to where you’re going, free of avoidable hassles. Climb high; just watch your footing, Libra!