Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 12-5-23

    Dec 5, 2023… Hold up there, Quick Draw. Rather than shooting first and asking questions later, maybe slow your roll long enough to consider your options. The energy of the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus could have Virgos dripping with frustration. That may lead to road rage, clap backs, and letting resentments boil over. If that all sounds like total crap, try self-care, thinking before reacting, and generally avoiding any behavior that could have you described as a psycho later. You might just learn something about yourself that you can use to reach your goals later. So be cool and carry on, V.

  • Leo 12-5-23

    Dec 5, 2023… Knowledge is power but sometimes having power sucks. Leo, the vibes today could shed light on stuff you didn’t want to know about. Like, not worse than walking in on your grandma with a hooker (shivers). But, even if you learn something that you really don’t like, try not to overreact right off the bat. Take a beat and think it through. A shift in perspective could help you see how to use what you’ve learned to your advantage. Breathe, assess, and plan like the cool dude/dudette you are.

  • Cancer 12-5-23

    Dec 5, 2023… Flaming balls of fury, Cancer! Frustrations could be raining down from the Virgo Moon like lava droplets from ash clouds. The already excitable Crab could turn into a lava monster of anger and aggression — but only if you give in. Show the Universe how the ever-optimistic Cancer can rise above. Shoot for the cool atmosphere beyond the volcanic ash. Your heart will true, so go for the prize above the vibes. The sky’s the limit! Or is it..? Go higher!

  • Gemini 12-5-23

    Dec 5, 2023… Be a no drama llama today, Gem. Lighting stuff up just to see it burn might be tempting if you think someone you love hasn’t been loyal or has been talking smack, but talking it out could help preserve your relationships. The vibes of the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus could promote feeling frustrated, but don’t let your first reaction trip you up. Instead, chill out, think it through, and learn to communicate instead of losing it. Your no drama stance could help you have an easier day than if you were to go nuclear because you’re feeling feisty. Be cool, Twins. You’ve got this in the bag.

  • Taurus 12-5-23

    Dec 5, 2023… Dealing with dumbasses, either at work, home, the store, or literally anywhere can be seriously frustrating. Like, serious-freaking-ly. And with the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus, the simmering volcano just under the Bull’s deceivingly calm exterior could erupt in epic fashion. Do you want a heated discussion to become prison stripes if you don’t keep your temper under control? No? Remember to ask yourself if the issue will even matter later on. Probably it won’t, so don’t go to fisticuffs over something insignificant. Instead, show that down-to-earth thinking you’re famous for. Noble and wise, you are!

  • Aries 12-5-23

    Dec 5, 2023… Just because you can doesn’t always mean you should, Aries. If you find yourself with knowledge that you could use to your advantage, take care that you don’t hurt someone else in your quest for power or success. With the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Uranus in Taurus, the energy could be a real pull on the ego. Make sure to keep your nose clean by playing fair, being honest, and leading by example. Shady stuff may lead to short-term success, but in the end you won’t win. Remember that if you feel tempted to take shortcuts to get what you want. Lead by example with that big heart you’re known for, and you’ll get through the day on top.

  • Pisces 12-4-23

    Dec 4, 2023… Holy overthinking, Pisces! This day may be hitting you deep in the feels, and it could be hard to sort exactly which feels you’ll be feeling. With the Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Mercury in Cap and square Mars and the Sun in Sag, your needs could seem too large and unwieldy to carry. Instead of falling into the darn rabbit hole (in your head) and drowning in ooey-gooey feels, ask for what you need — from your partner, from your friend, from your boss. I mean, don’t ask your boss for spicy time if that’s what you “need,” but if you need a mental health day or a short coffee break, ask. Ask your partner for what you desire. Ask your friends for whatever support you need. Use your words, but take care not to send mixed signals, as the energy may be all over the place today. Good luck!

  • Aquarius 12-4-23

    Dec 4, 2023… Aquarians are diamonds in the rough, but the vibes this Monday could have them feeling just plain rough. Thanks to the Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Mercury in Cap and square Mars and the Sun in Sag, you will likely experience an air of overwhelming emotions and a huge helping of mixed feelings. This turmoil could turn you into a raging mess. Or you could say fork that crud and make the best out of the deeply emotional vibes. Find your center, focus on happy thoughts and constructive actions, and cuddle some kittens. Or puppies. Or iguanas. You can get through today when you tap into that big, loving heart of yours. I believe in you.

  • Capricorn 12-4-23

    Dec 4, 2023… Tripping over all the feels while your head’s in the cloud could be the perfect way to end up knocked on your butt, Cappy. Feeling extra needy could have you acting… well, extra. With the Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Mercury in Cap and square Mars and the Sun in Sag, your attempts at making an emotional connection could come on too strong, or you could end up sending mixed signals. Sit your extra backside on down, take a deep breath or ten, and try to figure out what you need that you can do for yourself. Need a hug? Ask a trusted friend/fam in your disease-free pod at home — not the stranger you just bonded with at the market over ripe produce. Being extra is totally okay, but maybe dial it back a bit and be there for yourself today.

  • Sagittarius 12-4-23

    Dec 4, 2023… That baby crying somewhere nearby? Not actually a baby. The high-pitched sobbing is probably a Cancer. Because it wouldn’t be YOU, Saggy… Would it?!? See, the Moon in Virgo will be opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Mercury in Cap and square Mars and the Sun in Sag and it could have the more emotional extra fecked up. As if you aren’t normally full of passionate intensity? Soothing soundtracks and calming visualizations could seriously help you stay centered despite the milieu of emotions this Monday. The awesome news is that your intuition will be amped up, so go ahead and trust those spidey senses. Power up with some tranquil tunes and you’ll be able to beat back the vibes. Cue the 80s montage!

  • Scorpio 12-4-23

    Dec 4, 2023… You might be hella intense, Scorpio, but when you care about someone, you care deeply. That’s just how it is. And with the attachment vibes in the air, you could find yourself drawn to the feeling of needing to be needed. Your optimism and sense of humor might be just what someone needs to help them through the day. Be wary not to get pushy with your attempts to help though. Nobody wants a dirty sock shoved down their throat, yeah? Find your balance of being helpful but not forceful. You can do it!

  • Libra 12-4-23

    Dec 4, 2023… The steadfast heart of a Libra could be feeling unsteady when faced with the unknown. Are you destroying daisies? Do they love you? Do they not? Who the heck knows? Spreadsheets and carefully constructed plans won’t provide you with an easy lifehack for relationship goals. With the Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Mercury in Cap and square Mars and the Sun in Sag, you could be feeling an unusual desire to lean on someone — romantic or otherwise. You may hate feeling un-steady, but asking for what you need could help the world feel right again. Sing your heart out!