Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 12-4-23

    Dec 4, 2023… Running off to join the circus is not the answer. First off, clowns are forking terrifying. And do you really like heights enough for the high wire? Now, running away may sound exciting — especially if it gets you away from your problems, right? The Moon in Virgo will opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Mercury in Cap and square Mars and the Sun in Sag, and today’s energy could make escape seem like an attractive possibility. But with your circus dreams crushed by Yours Truly and no lottery winnings or private island of your own, you’ll be better off dealing with those pesky emotions in the least confrontational way possible — with loving kindness and self-care. Speak from a place of love where conflict arises, and make sure to work in plenty of time to treat yourself when the day’s work is done. Virgo, a relaxing shower, cold brew, and reruns of your show of choice just might help you find your center amid all the feels.

  • Leo 12-4-23

    Dec 4, 2023… Whoa, whoa, whoa. What’s with all the goop everywhere?? What in the heck have you been up to, Lion?! Well, with the vibes coming from the Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Mercury in Cap and square Mars and the Sun in Sag, you could be surrounded by mushy feelings galore. That’s the scoop on the goop. Watch out, because your social nature could lead the other signs feeling like they can cling to you. The vibe will coincide with those more emotional types feeling like they wanna lose themselves in someone. Keep it cool, Leo. Find your center. These vibes can’t steer you into clingy-town unless you let them. You’re driving this car. Choose the destination.

  • Cancer 12-4-23

    Dec 4, 2023… Symptoms: all the feels, all the needs, all the time. Struggling for chill feels could be a contributing factor. That Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Mercury in Cap and square Mars and the Sun in Sag energy could have you twisted up with emotional soup, Crabby. The treatment? Get to the bottom of what you’re feeling and why. You may be tempted to give some serious side eye (inner eye? Third eye?) to your feelings, but remember the feels won’t be the problem. It’s all about what you do with them. Need more love? Ask for it. Need a break? Speak up. Need 16 donuts, a large coffee, and a nap? — um, no one needs that many donuts, but maybe 1 donut. Feel the feels, and don’t expect someone else to swoop in and save you from feeling them. Take care of you, and ask for what you need. Rise up like a boss.

  • Gemini 12-4-23

    Dec 4, 2023… Fork Mondays and fork feelings. And while we’re at it, fork the vibes today. You feel me, Gemini? Actually, you’ll probably be feeling A LOT of things thanks to the Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Mercury in Cap and square Mars and the Sun in Sag. Empathy abound! Instead of tucking your tail between your legs and hiding under the couch, why not try using the sensitive energies to help someone out today? I’m sure someone could really benefit from having you as a life coach, because… let’s face it — you’ve got it going ON — and you’ll get to channel your emotions into something you love.

  • Taurus 12-4-23

    Dec 4, 2023… The thing about being so damn magnetic is that you can also repel people when your energy doesn’t align with theirs. With the Moon in Virgo opposing Saturn in Pisces, trine Mercury in Cap and square Mars and the Sun in Sag, you might get it twisted. You could put out the kind of energy guaranteed to have love interests, friends or fam running for the hills. This vibe could have someone who didn’t bother to read their horoscope singing an ear-splitting cover of All by Myself in your shower rather than being the wise Bull YOU get to be. Remember that your whole shtick involves bravery. And you can’t be brave without being vulnerable. Speak up and tell the ones you love what you need without expecting them to intuit it from your weird ass behavior. You may find that they’ll be attracted to your honesty and happy to help.

  • Aries 12-4-23

    Dec 4, 2023… Grab some floaties and maybe a swim diaper (do they make it in adult sizes??) because this energy will come in like a tidal wave, Ram. It could knock you on your ass or take you safely to shore — kind of depends on how you handle the waves of emotional energy coming from this vibe. You may be feeling all the feels, but if you don’t pair those feels with some logic and patience, you could feel like you’re losing yourself. Maybe pair the feels with chocolate. And whatever else helps you manage the day. BUT, take care not to overindulge, and keep your head above water. You are an amazing intuitive and spicy soul, so you’ve got this!

  • Pisces 12-3-23

    Dec 3, 2023… There are so many lies about life out there. People make it up as they go. This is called adulting. There are a few things that are absolutely true though, Pisces: haters gonna hate, players gonna play, and overthinkers gonna overthink. Now, don’t hide your truth. Show us on this doll where all the feels and thoughts hurt you. Oh, yeah… that’s the spot! Actually, with the Leo Moon square Uranus in Taurus, today will bring in a special energy for letting that crud out. Journal it. Sit down for a come-to-Jesus (or other higher power) talk with a friend. Be honest about what’s hurting you in order to let it go and move past it. Slide right through Sunday, Fishy!

  • Aquarius 12-3-23

    Dec 3, 2023… Ready to scream yet? Have you felt like you’ve been on a long trip to hell on a 32 year old, three legged mule? You’ve probably been simmering with frustration for a while, Aquarius, and we both know that if you don’t deal with it soon, we’re all in for an eruption. With the Leo Moon square Uranus in Taurus today, it could be easier than usual to talk about all the feels you’re having without exploding and to finally Pick up the pace toward your goals. Plus, bonus: you’re going to want to trust your intuition when it comes to working through the big feels — without needing to erupt into a long string of F-Bombs. Get on out there and doooo it.

  • Capricorn 12-3-23

    Dec 3, 2023… Never let anyone treat you like you’re normal glue. You’re frigging glitter glue, Cappy. Your loyal nature could lead you to feel like friends are jabbing you in your vulnerable spots this Sunday with the Leo Moon square Uranus in Taurus. Instead of pushing down your feelings — or worse, feeling like you deserve being treated poorly — remember that you are fabulous glitter glue and you are worth a thousand sparkles of goodness! You hold the world together with your sparkle and shine. Don’t let people step all over you, dammit. But remember, some slights might not be intended at all, as it might just be an emotional day all around. So, don’t put yourself (or your feelings) last and you could feel pretty damn powerful today.

  • Sagittarius 12-3-23

    Dec 3, 2023… According to Shrek, things are “better out than in.” While he may have been talking about gas, the same stands for emotions. Emotions are like the soul’s burps sometimes, aren’t they Saggy? As the Leo Moon will square Uranus in Taurus, you’ll be presented with the perfect opportunity to let it all hang out there. All those things that have been building up? The vibes will be great for getting them off your chest (or out of your butt). If you hold things in, be they farts or emotions, you could end up exploding and nuking all those unfortunate enough to get caught in your destruction zone. Let it out and let it go. Don’t hold onto any of the negativity that’s been building up. Let it rip, Archer!

  • Scorpio 12-3-23

    Dec 3, 2023… I hope your hand strength is impressive, because you’re gonna wanna get a grip on yourself this Sunday, Scorpster. The vibes today will be all about letting go of things that have been building up. With the Leo Moon square Uranus in Taurus, all the hurts will be easier to talk about it than usual. What say you? Are you up for riding the vibes and dealing with your icky emotions? While Scorpios have a knack for staying impartial with truths about others, you’ll want to turn that magic of honesty onto yourself today. Acknowledge whatever gross and stressful negativity has been building up inside you. Now, let it go! Is it really that easy? Nah. But, you can work through it and you may find that it’s easier than you think. Gear up to balance your feels and own the day!

  • Libra 12-3-23

    Dec 3, 2023… Giving everyone the finger won’t do much to help you deal with the whirly swirly vortex of emotional energy of the Leo Moon square Uranus in Taurus. Libra, holster your middle finger (and abandon your faithful friend The Silent Treatment) and harness this energy to finally talk about all the crud that’s been simmering under the surface. It’ll likely be easier than you think if you come at it with kindness and understanding. Meet people where they are, not where you think you want them to be. You’ll likely feel better to get it all out, and people who care about you will be glad you told them rather than exploding or giving them the finger. Winning!