Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 12-2-23

    Dec 2, 2023… Sometimes you just gotta shoot first and decide that whatever you hit was your target all along. Between the Moon in Leo and the weird and wonderful vibe floating around like pollen while she’s trine the Sun in Sag, you may just feel like shooting for the heck of it and hoping for the best in the midst of sneezing fits. Aim for the stars. Aim for the ground. Whatever! Just aim for something and then shoot — metaphorically, of course. Push through any difficult decisions you face today with determination! Maybe take a leap of faith — just not off a cliff or a bridge. That’s not what I’m talking about. If you arrive at a crossroads this Saturday, try choosing the path that scares you the most. That’s likely the one that will help you grow the most, too. Barrell towards your target decision like an arrow with a homing device, V!

  • Leo 12-2-23

    Dec 2, 2023… You never know how important something is until it’s gone. Toilet paper, for example. For Leos, the past could make an appearance this Saturday and bring on bouts of nostalgia. Well, it might help you to remember that the past is the past and it can’t be changed. The only thing you can change now is how you learn from it. Unless, of course, you have a time machine. If so, I call shotgun. But for real, why in the heck would you want to change the past? You are who you are because of all the crap you’ve overcome. Ever heard of “don’t fix it if it isn’t broken”??? So, if your past dares to rear its ugly head and make you feel anything less than grateful for who you are today, slap it back to the age of the dinosaurs like the badass Lion you are.

  • Cancer 12-2-23

    Dec 2, 2023… If you could go back in time, would you do it? Well, that’s a philosophical question, so don’t worry too much about it. Still, the past will likely be a big theme for today, Crabby. Your own personal past could come floating in on the vibes today when the Moon in Leo trine the Sun in Sag, like the smell of that egg that rolled under the radiator two and a half weeks ago that you totally forgot about dealing with… Yeah. Stinky old past stench could be coming for your nostrils and your nostalgia this Saturday. Learn to let go of the past, dude. No matter how many times you think over something that’s already happened, you can’t go back in time to change it. Meanwhile, throw that rotten egg away and then take on Saturday like the boss you are!

  • Gemini 12-2-23

    Dec 2, 2023… Know that feeling when you trip on your own clumsy feet and fall flat on your ass? Then you look around to make sure no one else saw? Yeah, that’s what’ll happen if you keep tripping over the past because you’re not looking where you’re going, Gemini. The Moon in Leo will trine the Sun in Sag, and you’re losing your darn mind if you think the past has what you want. Your love and relationship focus makes you a strong partner — or a fool if you’re stuck replaying your personal uber-tragic-romantic song over and over. Use today’s strong energy to gain perspective, not to catapult yourself into the arms of an ex. Do NOT cyber stalk them on social media “just to see how they’re doing.” Instead, learn from the past. Get some practical perspective about how something helped you become the boss you are today.

  • Taurus 12-2-23

    Dec 2, 2023… Walking around with hearts in your eyes about the past is a great way to walk straight into a wall, Taurus. That’d be great for a viral video, though. Just saying. Your high ideals might have you romanticizing the past. Your generous nature may want you giving past partners the benefit of the doubt. Just don’t. Seriously, exes are exes for a reason, and this vibe of the Moon in Leo trine the Sun in Sag may be great for falling deep in your thoughts, but it could be a better opportunity to evaluate your current relationships to see how you can amp up the romance. Single? No problem. Romance for one? Treat YOURSELF…. because you’re so fabulous.

  • Aries 12-2-23

    Dec 2, 2023… Shades look hot on you, but check and make sure you aren’t wearing rose-colored specs, Aries. First, they went out of style alongside neon socks with sandals. Second, you might be tempted to romanticize poor past decisions if you use the wrong shades to look at back. Today’s energy of the Moon in Leo trine the Sun in Sag will feel like longing and smell like regret. Ew. There’s a reason they don’t sell that scent at the bath and body store. Instead of being tripped up, look for the lessons. You’re good at thinking you’re way through things, Ram, and if you apply your super introspective skills to mining lessons from past experiences, you may just realize that you already have the answer to any questions you’ve been asking yourself. Booyah!

  • Pisces 12-1-23

    Dec 1, 2023… Ever run one of those obstacle courses where you somewhat gracefully fly over a wall only to end up knee-deep in mud? Yeah, adulting can be like that, Pisces. Over one obstacle and dropping deep into another. Challenges abound and force us into crud we don’t feel like doing, and ever the water sign, you don’t love staying grounded, especially with the Moon in Leo trine Mars in Sag and square Jupiter in Taurus today. You’d much rather keep your head in the clouds but you’ll likely need to balance your lofty thoughts with real life to keep from losing it when you’re deep in adulting but you’d rather be sunning yourself on some tropical beach, drink in hand. So, do both. Sign checks while imagining you’re in Fiji buying a private beach or recite all the Pi decimals while vacuuming. Infuse creative fun into work and you might find it inspiring and even fun. Own the day!

  • Aquarius 12-1-23

    Dec 1, 2023… Put on your granny panties because adulting will be called for today, Aquarius. Fortunately, your stubborn streak will work in your favor today as challenges arise. Exercise patience and be the determined WB we all know and tolerate — I mean, love. Seriously, you aren’t one to back down from a challenge and the vibes today will be all about testing your resolve with this Leo Moon trine Mars in Sag and square Jupiter in Taurus nonsense going on. Joke’s on the Universe, though, because you’re sooo not about to give up when the going gets tough. If anything, your resolve will get tougher and you’ll climb over obstacles like a champion. Adult like a boss and kick problems in the tail, Aquarius.

  • Capricorn 12-1-23

    Dec 1, 2023… Bills, Bills, Bills — once a cute song, now your whole life. Right? What kind of fresh hell is this? The Moon will be in Leo trine Mars in Sag and square Jupiter in Taurus. The struggle is real, and you may not feel up for it today — but that doesn’t mean you don’t owe. Am I Right, Cappy? Facing these challenges head-on will likely solve problems better than magical thinking. Wishing them away won’t make it so. Indulge your need for growth by studying an interest in your downtime or calling on a higher power so you don’t lose your sheep when you’re called upon to Adult today. You’ve got this — and any harder lessons you could learn today will help you in the long run. Even if today is tough, you’re waaaay tougher.

  • Sagittarius 12-1-23

    Dec 1, 2023… If people are talking about you behind your back, Saggy, just fart in their general direction, leave them in a cloud of stink — and walk away. Problem solved! With the Moon in Leo trine Mars in Sag and square Jupiter in Taurus, it might not be as easy as leaving a methane vapor in your wake. You may be tempted to run far, far away from the issues at hand, but you’ll grow as a person once you deal with issues head on instead of hiding from it. You’ll likely benefit from working on building up a positive self-image (because, frankly, you’re awesome) and reminding yourself of the good you’ve done in the world. You are a worthwhile person and the Universe can take it’s sick sense of humor and flock right off while you light Friday like the Sun.

  • Scorpio 12-1-23

    Dec 1, 2023… What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas — unless you contract a disease. Then that gank comes home with you. What’s that have to do with today’s horoscope forecast? Not crap. It’s just a lesson about practicing good health habits. Anyway, today Scorpios will likely deal with a bubbling brook of disagreements and differing opinions. Because your strong opinions are often linked to your sense of self, you could feel like you’re under attack when people disagree with you thanks to the Moon in Leo trine Mars in Sag and square Jupiter in Taurus. Sigh. Try to open yourself up to conversational debates without getting too attached to your beliefs. It’s okay to want to stick to your guns, but you could be missing out on some interesting opinions if you push away people who don’t agree with you. Ride on the vibes of intellect and foster a yearning for learning to turn uncomfortable disagreements into engaging discussions. You’re gonna learn today — sweet!

  • Libra 12-1-23

    Dec 1, 2023… Well, Libra, let’s cut to the chase. Pull on your what-have-you panties because it’s time to do the dang thing. I mean, isn’t it worth it when you can binge watch your fave serial killer documentary once you’re done? It’ll be like the carrot and the stick with this vibe of the Leo Moon trine Mars in Sag and square Jupiter in Taurus. You have junk to do! You have things you WANT to do. Scales don’t fear work. They seek truth and accomplish… but with a vibe like this, having to deal with the details and little nonsense could be hard. Still, you’ve got this. Do the adult stuff, stay focused on what you need to do, and rock this day out loud.