Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 11-30-23

    Nov 30, 2023… Like an elephant running from a mouse, the Virgos will likely be treading water to get away from people today. Run!!! V, your intellectual nature sometimes makes you hard to pin down when it comes to love, which is likely totally fine with you, I’m sure. However, the nurturing vibes that will be the air today may make you feel extra-special smothered by the people around you. Actually, you may even lose your cool and snap at the people closest to you to back the heck off. It’s not a good look for you. Instead, try using your knack for thinking to put into words what you need (e.g. I could use some space) without pouring verbal hot lava on someone’s face. You can do it, V!

  • Leo 11-30-23

    Nov 30, 2023… Caught between a sharknado and an alien invasion, Leos may very well find themselves entangled between extremes today. For example, today’s vibes will be all about feelings. Here’s the problem. You’re so awesomely emotional on a normal day, you could find yourself wanting to shove your love right in someone’s face and force them to eat it. Please don’t. (Well, unless the other person is into that kind of thing.) Since the Moon in Cancer will be opposing Pluto in Cap, square Venus in Libra and trine Neptune in Pisces, people may want space. Freedom. Choose compassion, respect and things will work out well. You’ve got this.

  • Cancer 11-30-23

    Nov 30, 2023… Remember picking flowers and saying “loves me, loves me not” as you dismembered and decapitated them? Today’s energy will be more like love me, leave me alone, love me, leave me THE HECK alone. Ever connection-focused, Cancers may struggle with a sense of being overwhelmed as you’re pulled between wanting intimacy and solitude — at the same time. Still, the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, square Venus in Libra and trine Neptune in Pisces will likely gel well with Crabs. You might find that connecting on a mental or spiritual level with someone comes with ease, like rubbing Vaseline on your brain. If emotions are a little too much, choose mental connections for a fab Thursday.

  • Gemini 11-30-23

    Nov 30, 2023… Warning: emotions ahead! Geminis may keep their emotional side hidden until safety is ensured, so the nurturing vibes of the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, square Venus in Libra and trine Neptune in Pisces coming at you today may be challenging. Like, you want to be loved but also you feel smothered. There’s a difference between wearing a jacket on a cool day vs wearing a snowsuit in the desert. Trying to explain this to people around you could be tough. You might come across as too frank — saying, “Get. The. Heck. OUT. Of. My. Face.” tends to, you know… push people away. Keep peace and love in mind, Gem.

  • Taurus 11-30-23

    Nov 30, 2023… Ah! That Thursday feeling! Today, it could feel a little like get the flock away from me, but come here and let me love you. It’s complicated! Taureans will want to tread lightly when expressing their needs in order to avoid coming across as demanding while the Moon in Cancer will oppose Pluto in Cap, square Venus in Libra and trine Neptune in Pisces. It’ll be cool to get all the attention, but it will also be okay to speak up when you need me-time, too. Take time outs between people-ing, if you can, to make your day fierce.

  • Aries 11-30-23

    Nov 30, 2023… Retreating into your happy cave will likely seem just as attractive as spending time with the ones you love today. As the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap, square Venus in Libra and trine Neptune in Pisces stirs up the feelings of wanting some space — sometimes that can hit at the same damn time as your deep squishy Ram feelings do. You’re a hard candy coating with a warm, yummy center. Simply practice the pause when speaking up about your needs to avoid being too hard — or too sweet. Balance is your bestie today. Alternate togetherness with solitude to get your fix of all things cuddly while still giving yourself lots of elbow room, peace, and quiet.

  • Pisces 11-29-23

    Nov 29, 2023… “To heckin with compromise” could be your campaign slogan if you were running for student council or public office, Pisces. Catchy though it may be, your tendency to lose it when compromise is on the table could have you missing out on the lucky vibes in the air from the Cancer Moon trine Saturn in Pisces. Life could be easy breezy lemon squeezy if you’ll just relax, Fishy, go with the flow, and not worry so much about bending a little. Don’t be so stubborn about sticking to your guns and you’ll likely rock this Wednesday.

  • Aquarius 11-29-23

    Nov 29, 2023… Ah, sweet relief! The vibes of the Cancer Moon today could have Aquarians relaxing into bliss. But, wait! There’s more!!! A hidden well of lava may boil up and erupt over the smallest of things. Watch your temper, dear. Otherwise, you might just end up ruining your own day. That said, embrace the chill energies and make today’s vibes work in your favor like the brilliant mastermind you are. I’d say that you deserve a break from the Universe’s ridiculousness (and your workaholic tendencies)! Take what’s yours, WB.

  • Capricorn 11-29-23

    Nov 29, 2023… Do not… I repeat… do NOT go nuclear today, my impatient friend. The codes may be firmly fixed in your mind as you begin seeing red when that one annoying colleague (neighbor? PTA member? Inconsiderate driver? Anti-masker?) opens their mouth once again to regale you with their ignorance. The Moon in Cancer trine Saturn in Pisces could have you walking that fine line between frustration and telling someone to feck off, but it could also bring in powerful good vibes… if you’re willing to feel the feels. How you manage will be depending on whether to let it in, Cappy.

  • Sagittarius 11-29-23

    Nov 29, 2023… An optimistic Sag walks into a bar? Sounds like the start of a bad joke, but I’ll bite. What’s up? Well, the Moon is gonna be in Cancer trine Saturn in Pisces, which means optimism will be floating on the vibes. In fact, things could really fall into place if you let them, Saggy. Try not to stand in the way of your own light, buddy. Good things can happen, even to you. Don’t fight the good and try not to self-sabotage. Embrace the fortuitous vibes. Heck, let your heart enjoy some optimism for once. That stuff’s no joke. It’s powerful stuff. Try it out!

  • Scorpio 11-29-23

    Nov 29, 2023… Life can get pretty crazy. Like, remember that year when clowns kept popping up at night? WTF was that, Universe? Well, luckily you could be getting a balanced break from the craziness, Scorpio. Just don’t spoil the good vibes by letting frustration get the better of you. It could be an easy day but not if you blow up at little things that get in your way. Embrace the positivity and good vibes of the Cancer Moon trine Saturn in Pisces this Wednesday! It might not ALL be butterflies and rainbows, but you could definitely find a way to roll with the punches. Roll on, Scorpster.

  • Libra 11-29-23

    Nov 29, 2023… Cackling like your favorite super villain could have the rest of the Zodiac sliding carefully away from you today, Libra. Not that you mind some space. Anyway, the vibes of the Cancer Moon trine Saturn in Pisces could promote feeling incredibly lucky — and powerful, too. Be careful not to let that power go straight to your head or you could end up tripping and land flat on your face. Instead, use that lucky feeling to power through your day — by empowering yourself and others to live the best life possible. No super villainy needed here. Just amazing vibes, Scales.