Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 11-29-23

    Nov 29, 2023… Yo, Virgo! Your rain dances could finally be paying off as the Cancer Moon will be vibing with hope, confidence, and good fortune on the vibes. Talk about an easy Wednesday where opportunities could abound! Seize the friggin day, my dude. Life is what you make it, so make this Hump Day a good one. The planets are aligned in your favor, after all. Do what you do best, V. Make this opportunity count.

  • Leo 11-29-23

    Nov 29, 2023… If you believe the Universe just loves to mess with you, you may be right. But today’s good vibes could have you rethinking that assessment, Leo. Things will likely fall into place for you more than usual this Wednesday. Take advantage of the Universe’s gift of positive vibes and good fortune while the Moon in Cancer will be trine Saturn in Pisces. Conclusion? The Universe is a punk — usually. But today, it could toss all the good vibes right at Lions. Don’t question it. With your intuitive power, who knows what you can do with it?! Get on out there and manifest your dreams.

  • Cancer 11-29-23

    Nov 29, 2023… Pieces could fall into place as easily as a puzzle today. No, not one of those 2-sided puzzles that make most people cry tears of frustration. I’m talking about an easy puzzle, Crabby. Big pieces, bright colors, anyone could do it. Think Dora the Explorer kinda puzzle. Never mind; fork the puzzle metaphor. Just think easy and lucky. No, not in a spicy way — though, hey, maybe — anyway, could we stay on point here??? I’m trying to say that with the Moon in Cancer trine Saturn in Pisces, things could really go your way. Think simple. Think lucky, Cancer!

  • Gemini 11-29-23

    Nov 29, 2023… It’s about darn time the Universe gave Geminis a forking break. And what better time than on Hump Day? Good luck and smooth sailing could be on the schedule for you this Wednesday. Congrats! You’re a winner!! But only if you embrace the Moon in Cancer trine Saturn in Pisces vibes and make efforts to make positivity work in your favor. Otherwise, it’ll just be a wasted opportunity for good fortune. We aren’t wasteful, are we, Twins?! Heck no. Get out there and shine you magnificent beast!

  • Taurus 11-29-23

    Nov 29, 2023… Yeah, I get it: you’re a Taurus, see you knock it to the ground and all that. Sheathe those ram horns and shut those clever jaws today, though. The energy of the Moon in Cancer trine Saturn in Pisces could have you vibing a little sassy. “Keep cool” could make a good mantra for getting through this day. “Shut the heck up”, while less catchy, could also work when it comes to buttoning your lips before a mighty F Bomb can escape. If you can keep a handle on your fiery temper, you just might find that today will be a breeze for a strong and capable Bull like yourself.

  • Aries 11-29-23

    Nov 29, 2023… Easy going, sit back, big goblet of wine vibes will abound today! You might even find yourself getting lucky. Hey, I didn’t mean the spicy variety of lucky — although that could certainly be within the realm of possibility. Think instead of good Cancer Moon trine Saturn in Pisces vibes and a happy, easy day. Just make sure that you don’t slip up and trip up by being aggressive instead of assertive while riding this easy breezy energy. Do your thing, Aries, for one lovely day!

  • Pisces 11-28-23

    Nov 28, 2023… Talk about a Freudian slip into your mom. Wait, what? There will be some weird ass vibes this Tuesday thanks to the Moon in Gemini opposing Mercury in Sag, trine Venus in Libra, and square Neptune in Pisces. Truly, the strangest things could come slipping out of your mouth, Pisces. Now, that doesn’t mean you’ll have to gag yourself for the day. If anything, some fun could come from the little mess-ups. Just take a breath and think before you speak. And learn to laugh off the oddities and tongue ties. It’ll be okay, Fishy!

  • Aquarius 11-28-23

    Nov 28, 2023… Tape, glue, a muzzle. There are a ton of things you could use to keep your trap zipped tighter than a miser at a strip club. The Moon in Gemini will be opposing Mercury in Sag, trine Venus in Libra, and square Neptune in Pisces, and the energy could be strong for open-mouth-insert-foot syndrome, Aquarius. While you can be a total boss at leading and taking the initiative, you could come across like a total ass instead if you don’t choose carefully what you say and do. Practice the pause between thinking a thing and saying it (or doing it) and if all else fails, open-mouth-insert-taco might be a wiser course of action this Taco Tuesday.

  • Capricorn 11-28-23

    Nov 28, 2023… Hide the booze, everyone. Cappy is cut off! The vibes coming at ya today will likely make for a sharp-tongued Goat. Feeling agitated? Take some deep breaths and figure out where the issue stems from. Got some ideas? Good. Now come up with a solution to fix it or learn to let it go if it’s out of your control. Sometimes live and let live is the best policy, buddy. Don’t drink (or snort or vape or smoke) away your problems. Maybe it’s time for some growing pains, pal. Deal with your feelings and move on and up to better stuff.

  • Sagittarius 11-28-23

    Nov 28, 2023… The ever lively Sag could get shipped off to an asylum thanks to the odd vibes coming from the Moon in Gemini opposing Mercury in Sag, trine Venus in Libra, and square Neptune in Pisces this Tuesday. Seriously, the weirdest friggin things could come pouring out of your mouth. Beware the Jabberwocky! I mean, as long as you don’t start speaking in tongues at the grocery store or running around screaming that the end is nigh, you’ll probably be okay. After all, a little weirdness keeps conversations interesting. You might just be in your element today, social Saggy!

  • Scorpio 11-28-23

    Nov 28, 2023… It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, even at 8am on a Tuesday morning, right? Asking for a friend. If you feel like your coffee could use a little shot of liquid courage, you may need to head to the nearest AA meeting, Scorpio. Or you just might be feeling the weird energy of the Moon in Gemini opposing Mercury in Sag, trine Venus in Libra, and square Neptune in Pisces. Skip the morning adult beverage (not the coffee, the alcohol ) and instead drink more water, meditate, and do whatever you can to find balance before getting into things. You could come across as cold and controlling rather than grounded and dependable if you don’t watch out. Tread lightly today, Scorpster.

  • Libra 11-28-23

    Nov 28, 2023… Saying that Libras might be a little reckless today would be like saying water is wet. No ship, Sherlock. But here’s the thing. A Scale’s penchant for not thinking things through before acting and speaking could be hella worse with the Moon in Cancer vibes. Do you like being alive? Then THINK BEFORE YOU ACT. Don’t do ish or say something stupid that gets you on the Russian mafia’s hit list or a Darwin Award. You can have fun AND think things through. Now, go get them… with love.