Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 11-27-23

    Nov 27, 2023… Keep the fire department on standby, Virgo, because today could be coming in hot. A Moon in Gemini opposing the Sun in Sag could bring an emotional intensity to the day. Be careful to stay in your lane today — but maybe out of the fire lane, too. Using knowledge that comes to you well couldn’t hurt, but digging into ish that’s none of your business could have you earning someone’s ire and lighting the wrong kind of fire. If you really want to turn up the heat, stick to heating up the sheets. Stay hydrated and you’ll get through the day on top, V.

  • Leo 11-27-23

    Nov 27, 2023… Empaths and sensitive Leos, take cover! You may be tempted to look deeper into situations, but take care: that could lead to overthinking that serves absolutely no one, least of all you! Empathic Lions could use extra TLC today to process the waves of emotion coming in from the rest of the Zodiac. Learning to have healthy boundaries and practice some serious self-care could help you navigate the tumultuous currents without as much as getting your hair wet. Balancing the influx of intensity with time to yourself could help ease the feeling of overwhelm, should it come up. Take as great care of you as you do of everyone else, and you’ll be like a glitter bomb of gloriousness.

  • Cancer 11-27-23

    Nov 27, 2023… If your friends often joke you could go into intelligence for your mad skills at snooping out secrets with little more than a dating profile pic and first name, you might be a Cancer. With the added boost of the Moon in Gemini opposing the Sun in Sag, wanting to go even deeper might be your strong mug of coffee, but be sure to mind your business and focus on your own closet before you go pulling skeletons out of everyone else’s. Still, you could benefit from information uncovered about yourself or others, so stay open, but be sure to keep your nose clean (and out of what doesn’t concern you) for a sweeter smelling (um, feeling?) day.

  • Gemini 11-27-23

    Nov 27, 2023… Surprise, Gem! That’s not me talking, that’s the Universe. This Monday the Moon in Gemini will be opposing the Sun in Sag, meaning Bulls could be in for some unexpected news or information. You’ll just be going about your day and right when your guard begins to waiver — BAM! Truth bomb smacks you in the face. Now, this might be good news, so don’t despair of be afraid. This energy can bring a delightful vibe to spice up your day. Good luck, Gemini.

  • Taurus 11-27-23

    Nov 27, 2023… Sit down, Nancy Drew. You may not care that curiosity killed the cat (probably because you’re still trying to figure out exactly how that’s even a thing), but keep in mind that looking for skeletons in closets can have unintended consequences, Bull. With the Moon in Gemini opposing the Sun in Sag, digging at a problem could help find a solution but be prepared for whatever surprises you unearth. Taking that same curiosity and passion and applying it to your growth game could serve you well, but meddling could land you in deep doo doo. Unless your job is to uncover stuff and then by all means, do the dang thing. Either way, if you feel you might be channeling Nancy Drew, maybe kick back with the latest serial killer documentary or podcast and chill on the amateur investigations.

  • Aries 11-27-23

    Nov 27, 2023… What’s REALLY in Area 51? Just ask Alexa! She lives in your TV. Aries, your love for the fantastical mixed with Sherlock Holmes level detective vibes could lead you to an excavation adventure for hidden info. Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if you wandered onto the set of History Channel’s “Ancient Aliens” in your quest for answers. You might also be escorted out by security but hey. Anything for knowledge. I wish you the very best in your search for the truth. It’s out there, Ram!

  • Pisces 11-26-23

    Nov 26, 2023… Hot dang. Open your mouth and spit gold at me, Fishy. With the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to oppose the Mars in Sag and Square Saturn in Pisces, you’ll likely be able to say what’s on your mind in a positive way that yields results. Results, I say! Since everyone knows that the truth can set you free, you might as well grab a megaphone and get ready to make a speech, Pisces. Okay, not really. But your truth-telling ability coupled with some solid communication vibes could make for a heckin good, positively productive Sunday. Make the most of these energies!

  • Aquarius 11-26-23

    Nov 26, 2023… Crone? Old fogie? Not you! Your rep for being serious could get a little boost of lightness from the energy of a Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to oppose the Mars in Sag and Square Saturn in Pisces. Your quick wit could lend you a flash of charm today, drawing friends and love. Speaking your truth will feel easier and be incredibly productive, helping you move closer to your goals. Sure, maybe you can be serious at times, but you can also be seriously amazing — a loyal friend and passionate lover that the rest of the Zodiac should never discount (unless they want to enjoy the view of your backside as you stride right on around them and toward your lofty goals). Go celebrate the lighter side of you, WB.

  • Capricorn 11-26-23

    Nov 26, 2023… Turn up the lights in here, baby, extra bright! No, seriously, it’s too dark in dis bish. Can I get some light? Oy! My eyes were just closed. Now that that’s dealt with… Cappy, the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to oppose the Mars in Sag and Square Saturn in Pisces will be reflecting dazzling vibes for making new friends and perhaps discovering new love interests (I’d ship you). Your bright personality combined with today’s vibes will likely draw in potential friends and lovers, but only if you’re open to the experience. Make the most out of the energies and fulfill your need for social interactions! Yay!

  • Sagittarius 11-26-23

    Nov 26, 2023… Is that your phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, Saggy? Love, balance, and communication will be in the air in the wake of the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to oppose the Mars in Sag and Square Saturn in Pisces. Talk about a double whammy with a triple serving of awesome sauce. Whether you’re thirsting for true love, want to have a good time with your pals, or in the mood for a Netflix and chill kind of thang, the vibes will totally be in your favor for kindling your relationship or reinforcing bonds with your bestie. Sometimes people suck, but today people can be awesome. Smooth socializing, Sag!

  • Scorpio 11-26-23

    Nov 26, 2023… Get your texting finger ready to send out all the heart eye emojis you love, Scorpster. A Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to oppose the Mars in Sag and Square Saturn in Pisces could have you swooning with a sense of love, but then catching your balance before you freefall. You’ll be able to communicate well with others today — whether that’s the serious stuff you have to do at work or indulging in a flirtation. Don’t be surprised if you make a new friend or realize that your crush might be crushing on you, too. You’re cute, sassy, and your butt looks great today. Who wouldn’t crush on you???

  • Libra 11-26-23

    Nov 26, 2023… In the words of John Mayer, “Say what you need to say.” Libra, this Sunday the Moon in Taurus will be trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to oppose the Mars in Sag and Square Saturn in Pisces, which means the vibes will be choice for being able to say what’s on your mind in a productive way. That’s right, I said productive! Okay, so that doesn’t necessarily mean you can chew someone out and expect the words to come out freshly minted. Rather, it means you’ll likely be better at collaborating, teamwork, and leadership than usual. It will be epic. Use the vibes to make something great alongside others! May your efforts result in a positive outcome.