Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 11-28-23

    Nov 28, 2023… A sharp tongue hurts more than just the person you lick, Virgo. Okay, that sounds kinda gross. Let me try this again. The vibes in the air today could reflect some complex emotions and you will likely find yourself tempted into shanking people with your claws. Not only can harsh words hurt the person you hurl them at, you could also end up burning bridges and catching yourself on fire. Fight the vibes, dude. You can channel higher thinking and refuse to let the vibes bring you down to be someone you aren’t. Use it for healing, not pinching!

  • Leo 11-28-23

    Nov 28, 2023… A vow of silence might be a good option for you today, Leo. Hear me out! With the Moon in Gemini opposing Mercury in Sag, trine Venus in Libra, and square Neptune in Pisces, the energy could be a little wonky. You could be tempted to indulge in gossip, which may have karmic consequences. While dishing about a pal seems harmless, it could send your world sideways from drama and hurt feelings. Instead, consider the vow of silence or the old adage, “If you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” While throwing shade could get you a couple laughs, you know you’ll feel better taking the high road and skipping the drama, Lion.

  • Cancer 11-28-23

    Nov 28, 2023… Much as you may want to cancel this day, you can’t. Guess you’ll just have to step up and be ready for the weird energy of the Moon in Gemini opposing Mercury in Sag, trine Venus in Libra, and square Neptune in Pisces. Sometimes, you don’t quite know your own power, Crabby. You could come on too strong — an epic form of self-sabotage sure to mess up your day. To avoid screw ups, give yourself time to think before reacting and make sure the words that come out of your mouth will be ones you really want to stand by. If you do go too far, be brave and admit that you’re not perfect to inspire others to follow your strong leadership example. This day can be awesome when you pause to think it through, because you can get the results you were looking for that way.

  • Gemini 11-28-23

    Nov 28, 2023… Oh holy effing ghost peppers on a hot plate!!! Did Gemini just stub their toe? Nope, colorful little lines like that could be coming out of your mouth thanks to the aggressive vibes floating down from the Moon in Gemini opposing Mercury in Sag, trine Venus in Libra, and square Neptune in Pisces. Try to keep a cool head or you just might see red and stampede innocents. If you find yourself overheating, practice some relaxing visualizations or bury yourself in your favorite kind of work. You’re stronger than the vibes, Gem. Remember that.

  • Taurus 11-28-23

    Nov 28, 2023… Feeling like you want to clap back or snap back? Welcome to the energy of the Moon in Gemini opposing Mercury in Sag, trine Venus in Libra, and square Neptune in Pisces. Weird crap could fly out of your mouth if you don’t carefully watch what you think and say today. While your emotions feel muddled, it could be best to take a deep breath or two before speaking or reacting. Feeling triggered? Take a walk, take a nap, or go meditate before responding for a better result than the fallout from clapping (or snapping) back hard, dear Bull. Then, it will be smooth sailing…

  • Aries 11-28-23

    Nov 28, 2023… Wicked! Your eccentric sense of humor could come out all wrong, earning you serious side eye today, Ram. The Moon in Gemini will be opposing Mercury in Sag, trine Venus in Libra, and square Neptune in Pisces, and an impulsive thought or action could have unintended consequences. While the weird vibes reign, consider reigning yourself in to avoid unexpected outcomes. Or just wait to share your smart Alecky comments with your besties who get you. Think it through, Aries!

  • Pisces 11-27-23

    Nov 27, 2023… Imagine the energizer bunny after chugging three Red Bulls and a Monster (don’t ever do that!). Well, that’ll be the vibes coming from Moon in Gemini opposing the Sun in Sag: Intense and all jacked up on energy drinks. Not that we suggest them. People have died drinking too much of that stuff and frankly, we like the whole being alive thing. Now, Fishy, you could do a lot with these vibes. You could get some extra work done, start a cult, or have an explosive meltdown of never before seen proportions. Decisions, decisions. Energized and feeling alive, make the most of the energies. Get your productivity on, Pisces!

  • Aquarius 11-27-23

    Nov 27, 2023… Doing it up against a door or on the nearest floor (desk, kitchen counter) could make the vibes of the Moon in Gemini opposing the Sun in Sag more interesting than a normal Monday. Talk about a Motivational Monday, right??? I don’t know what the “it” in your life is, Aquarius, but you should definitely do it in every room in the house. The energy early could mean surprises in store. Secrets revealed could be used to help you reach your goals, but take care not to use anyone’s vulnerability against them. Play fair, and enjoy the spicy vibes with a clear conscience.

  • Capricorn 11-27-23

    Nov 27, 2023… Congrats, your guinea pig is pregnant! While that might not be the unexpected news you get today (do you even own a furry pig, Cappy?), the Moon in Gemini opposing the Sun in Sag will be sure to stir some sort of surprise ish, especially for you. It could be good news. It could totally blow. IDK! I’m not psychic. I just know how to read the stars. Anyway, I’m going with good because you draw so much good to you and can always see the sunny side, Goat. Peace be with you.

  • Sagittarius 11-27-23

    Nov 27, 2023… Make-out Monday? Is that a thing? No? Too bad. Guess pants it is, then! With the Moon in Gemini opposing the Sun in Sag, chances could be good that you’ll inadvertently dig up a secret. Just take some of that tape you may or may not have been considering for bedroom play and stick it to your mouth before you feel tempted to tell what may not be your business, Saggy. Focus the day’s passion on dealing with your own stuff, flirting, and processing any surprises, but avoid gossip like a manager on a Monday.

  • Scorpio 11-27-23

    Nov 27, 2023… Super spicy time could be coming early (or late, I guess, if your glass is half empty) thanks to the Moon in Gemini opposing the Sun in Sag this lovely Monday. Secret passion will be on the menu for Scorpios. Eat up the energies and let the ecstasy roll on and on (and onnnn). Even if you aren’t with someone or in the mood to go looking, you can use these passionate vibes to tackle anything that gets you going. Who says Mondays have to suck? Only if you’re into it, Scorpster. Only if you’re into it…

  • Libra 11-27-23

    Nov 27, 2023… Detective V is at it again! And by that, I mean you, Libra. With the Moon in Gemini opposing the Sun in Sag, how could you resist the vibes of needing to uncover the truth? More than that, you could be tempted to go the extra mile and dig beneath the surface to uncover some juicy secrets NO MATTER THE COST. Stop digging before you bury yourself, Scales. Better yet, don’t even pick up the dang shovel. Truth has a way of revealing itself in time. No need to hurry it!