Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 11-26-23

    Nov 26, 2023… So charming it’s alarming, Virgos likely will swagger into this day and make the rest of the Zodiac swoon with a Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to oppose the Mars in Sag and Square Saturn in Pisces going on. Your smooth talk could have doors opening, and you might make a new friend or attract a new lover. Sit down, people already in relationships; no one means you’ll be getting something on the side, but you could ignite your current partner’s passion. Expect to feel greater balance and to get a boost to your already magnetic personality. You’re totally swoon-worthy, V.

  • Leo 11-26-23

    Nov 26, 2023… Come on over here. Sit Down. I wanna tell you a secret. If Leos are accused of sometimes being a little overbearing, it’s only because they have everyone’s best interests at heart. With a Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to oppose the Mars in Sag and Square Saturn in Pisces, the vibes could be strong for helping you communicate your best interests without causing offense. Your partying friend could suddenly see your insistence on their hydration as just another way of showing how much you love them. Be your normal brilliant self — just with an added dash of love and easier communication. Act from that place of love, and you could find yourself making new friends, strengthening relationships, and maybe even getting your flirt on.

  • Cancer 11-26-23

    Nov 26, 2023… Knowing the difference between unwelcome catcalling and delivering a genuine compliment in a non-creepy as hell way could make all the difference today with a Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to oppose the Mars in Sag and Square Saturn in Pisces. Your ease communicating will get a solid boost of energy, and you’ll be able to balance your own sense of affection or attraction with some good old-fashioned common sense. In other words, READ THE ROOM. Even if it is a Zoom room. A saucy flirtation could be welcome while loaded innuendos should only ever be undertaken in an established relationship. Strut your stuff, get your flirt on, but use your excellent judgment, like you always do, Cancer.

  • Gemini 11-26-23

    Nov 26, 2023… Fish are friends, not food. Okay, maybe they’re food sometimes, too. Gemini, the vibes this Sunday will be excellent for making new friends or even seeking out love interests thanks to the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to oppose the Mars in Sag and Square Saturn in Pisces. Maybe you’ll fall in love with a Fishes (read: Pisces) or find a new pal to explore your interests with. Whether you’re in want of a friend or an extra special friend, the vibes will be in your favor. Get your socializing on, Gem!

  • Taurus 11-26-23

    Nov 26, 2023… Telling your boss where to catch the next handbasket to hell over Zoom might seem like a good idea at the time, but just take a deep breath and say: Not today, Satan. While communication will be flowing freely with a Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to oppose the Mars in Sag and Square Saturn in Pisces, a better use of the cosmic energy could be asking out a crush to a virtual date, making a new friend, or enjoying a new online flirtation (not Bulls in relationships; you all can sit back down and flirt with the one you’re with). Saying what’s on your mind could get you far as long as you make sure to speak in love, kindness, or humor rather than venting to your boss about your boss (or other annoying human in your life). That’s just a little pro tip you can feel free to use any day in order to make sure the only note you take has someone’s digits and not directions to the nearest unemployment office.

  • Aries 11-26-23

    Nov 26, 2023… Love and solid communication? This is not a drill, Aries! THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL. Nor is it a prank. With the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini to oppose the Mars in Sag and Square Saturn in Pisces, you will likely experience an easier time talking about your feelings, especially when it comes to matters of the heart. I guess technically all feelings are matters of the heart, but you catch my drift. Right? The vibes will be there for you. Gulp down some courage (no, not the liquid kind) and fortify yourself for the talks to come. Have something that’s been on your mind? Share it. You’ve got this, Ram.

  • Pisces 11-25-23

    Nov 25, 2023… Fortune shall smile upon you, Pisces, because the Moon in Taurus will conjunct Uranus this Saturday! You can take advantage of the super smart vibes and get a grip on whatever might be feeling out of whack today. Find your harmonious groove and let balance be your guide. Seize the day, Fishy. Uh, like don’t actually seize anything or anywhere. That’d be creepy.

  • Aquarius 11-25-23

    Nov 25, 2023… Who’s got the vibes? You do! You do! You totally fantastic goat, you! High vibing Aquarians could find their idealism manifesting today. Big plans leading to bigger outcomes could be just another day in high-achieving world, and if you feel fierce as a warrior, we can’t blame you. Enjoy seeing your hard work pay off, and maybe take a day off to treat yourself. Bwahahahaha! Forgot who we were talking to there for a second. Fine, take a whole lunch break, and then get back out there to absolutely kill it (in a goal-achieving, totally non-violent way).

  • Capricorn 11-25-23

    Nov 25, 2023… Like bread that’s been perfectly toasted on both sides, harmony and balance will be the name of the game today thanks to the primo vibes coming from Moon conjunct Uranus. Cappy, if your aim has been off recently, a helping of today’s energies can get you back to peak performance as you figure out the root cause of your “off-ness.” Soak up the airy vibes and get ready for the performance of a lifetime, Goat. You can get your aim back to spot-on perfection. Believe in yourself. Make it happen.

  • Sagittarius 11-25-23

    Nov 25, 2023… If you enjoy being slapped in the face by the Universe, then you’re gonna adore the vibes coming from the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus. No? Didn’t think so, Saggy. Fortunately, there won’t really be any smacking going on. This Saturday will be a lick-your-wounds-and-move-forward kind of day. Put on your sturdiest suit of armor, grab the first aid kit and get ready to heal from any recent uphill battles. And if the Universe tries to keep you down, guess what? You’re stronger than any woo-woo energies. Whatever struggles come your way, you can deal and overcome. Kick butt and take names — you know, the usual.

  • Scorpio 11-25-23

    Nov 25, 2023… Like a yogi on retreat, you may be feeling one with all today, Scorpio, especially with the energy of a Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus. SO. So. Much. Energy. Harmonious feelings could have you feeling too at peace to even give the finger to haters. In fact, your natural light could draw others to you hoping that shine will rub off on them a little. Glow on, go on, and let your natural buoyancy create a little light for yourself and others.

  • Libra 11-25-23

    Nov 25, 2023… If I could Xerox everything you say today and fax it right into my frontal lobe, I totally would. Libra, you could be in for a zing of idealism as the Moon in Taurus will conjunct Uranus this Saturday. With all that positivity, you’ll likely be positively productive and showing off your genius. Let the ideas flow as your visionary prowess gets amped up with the energies. If you really run with the vibes, you’ll have so much brain juices pumping that it should be illegal! Unleash your mega mind, Scales.