Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 1-15-24

    Jan 15, 2024… This Monday, Virgos could catch a case of Woke AF. A surprising shift in perspective thanks to the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square Ceres and Venus in Sag could help you strike mental gold. Share your ideas and knowledge in a welcoming environment (bothering to troll some social media numb nuts with facts and brilliance doesn’t count)! With the right minds working peaceably together, there’s so much you could accomplish, sweet V. Get your group work on!

  • Leo 1-14-24

    Jan 15, 2024… “Hey, I ordered no strings with this relationship!” said every fire sign ever. As the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square Ceres and Venus in Sag, the vibes for desiring love and affection could be at war with a fear of being tied down by those pesky intimacy strings. The thing is, Leo, when you meet the right person, they’ll help propel you forward, not hold you back. Keep that in mind if you’re cruising for affection on Tinder or wherever. Don’t let fear make you miss out on your ideal partner in crime. Keep an open mind — and an open heart!

  • Cancer 1-15-24

    Jan 15, 2024… Newsflash, Crabby: Nobody completes you. To heck with all the romcoms that made you think you need a plus one to equal one at all. Now, with all that being said, the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square Ceres and Venus in Sag, and the energy could shift to bring in love and affection. Yay for you, right? Well, that depends. On what? How well you know yourself, if you have strong standards, and if you can recognize red flags. Cancer, the day has the potential for great love, affection, romance, and connection, but don’t be fooled by someone dancing around with red flags like a baton twirler with a marching band. Pay attention, and don’t give one single second of your attention to anyone who won’t appreciate and value your big, beautiful heart!

  • Gemini 1-15-24

    Jan 15, 2024… Unrealistic expectations? Gross. Not today, Gemini. Instead, the vibes reflecting the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square Ceres and Venus in Sag will be magnificent for absolutely accepting people for who they are, no requirements, no flaming hoops to jump through. Just accept and be accepted. Basically, making friends or strengthening current bonds will be heavily supported this Monday. See? Mondays don’t always suck monkey tails! Make the most of these accepting energies, Gem.

  • Taurus 1-15-24

    Jan 15, 2024… Is that romance in the air or pollution? Sometimes, it’s hard to tell. With the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square Ceres and Venus in Sag, the vibes could have you seeing through a fog of love and feelings. It could make seeing any glaring warning signs trickier than usual. Don’t fret, my Taurus pet. Instead, maybe pull out a few romantic stops of your own. Just don’t do too much looking before you leap without making sure you can see clearly. Try a dose of patience with any uncertainty, even with those friendly relationships, and you might enjoy the day without making any regrettable decisions like tattooing a partner’s name on your face or hitting Vegas to seal the deal.

  • Aries 1-15-24

    Jan 15, 2024… Tides change, seasons change, and you just roll with it, Aries. You probably don’t mind if life surprises you — particularly if the energy of the Moon in Pisces conjunct Neptune and square Ceres and Venus in Sag means an influx of love and affection. Just don’t ignore warning signs from those you love because you get so caught up in lovey endorphins and oxytocin that the waving red flags seem cheery rather than chilling. Be smart, pay attention, and try to remember the difference between accepting someone’s flaws and accepting poor treatment. You deserve every good thing and an extra side of fries, Ram!

  • Pisces 1-14-24

    Jan 14, 2024… High standards are awesome — but not when you’re measuring yourself against someone else. That’s nasty, Fishy. A Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn could reflect big thoughts about who you are and what you want. Instead of wondering if you measure up to others, try fixing your eyes on the prize by asking what you desire and the best way to get it. Managing your expectations doesn’t have to mean thinking small. It’s just not giving yourself such a hard time. Being a little bit softer with yourself can help you feel like you’re actually living and not just getting from one day to the next. Keep moving through the obstacles like a prize pig at the county fair, but don’t feel like you have to lay in the mud and bemoan your fate if you don’t always take home the blue ribbon. Hey, that’s folksy as hell, but it works! In short, do you, Pisces, and don’t be so darn hard on yourself.

  • Aquarius 1-14-24

    Jan 14, 2024… (Best Owen Wilson impression) “Woooowww. I feel like crud about myself.” If that’s you this Sunday, Aquarius, don’t fret (nor go binge drinking). The Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn will reflect energies that could have you questioning your self-worth and wondering why you can’t be better. Guess what? You CAN be better. You ARE better. The key will be to focus on your strengths and deciding to make them stronger. Don’t worry so much about your weaknesses — we all have those and they’re not worth ruminating over. Choose to grow from these energies. You are HUMAN which means you can IMPROVE and EVOLVE. Every. Single. Day.

  • Capricorn 1-14-24

    Jan 14, 2024… Pull out the glasses you think make you look smarter and really focus for a deep-thinker-style selfie. A Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn could have you deep in thought. Just don’t get lost there. It’s all well and good to figure out who you are, what you want, and the meaning of the Universe, but don’t forget to take your ass to work or online church or the socially distant ballgame or the living room or wherever you’re supposed to be while you’re busy contemplating life on this Sunday Funday. Think big thoughts, but do get out of bed if you can, too, Cappy.

  • Sagittarius 1-14-24

    Jan 14, 2024… (singing) Can’t fight this feeling of INADEQUACY anymore! Saggy, despite how fabulously incredible you are, the vibes coming from the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn could prompt you to question your self-worth. The hard hitting question of “Am I doing enough?” could plague you for much of the day. Let’s settle this now. One, you are enough. Period. Two, if you feel like you should do something more, then do something! Putting these energies into action will likely be the best way to overcome the mind plague. Make the magic happen, Sag.

  • Scorpio 1-14-24

    Jan 14, 2024… Look out beloooooowwwww! Scorpster, with the anti-ego vibes coming from the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn, you could feel positively dangerous and eruptive. Questioning your sense of self is kind of a huge deal for your emotional stability. Of course, you don’t have to freak the freak out. A little bit of “What can I do better?” balanced with an actionable answer (e.g. “I could brush my teeth more than once a week.”) will put you on the track for success rather than the road of self-destruction. Upgrade the vibes, Scorpio!

  • Libra 1-14-24

    Jan 14, 2024… A cup of optimism and a bowl of poop stew could make for an interesting Sunday brunch for Libras. See, the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn, which will reflect vibes that tickle your insecurities and prompt you to question your ego (e.g. Am I good enough?), but there’s an antidote. Unleash your superpower of optimism and self-esteem to be all: “B*tch, please. We’re fabulous.” So, basically what I’m saying is that as long as you hold onto a positive outlook and believe in yourself, the Universe won’t touch you, boo. Stay marvelous, Scales!