Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 12-3-23

    Dec 3, 2023… If you’re cheesed off all the time, you could end up with emotional constipation, Virgo. The vibes today will basically be a laxative that will make getting that emotional poop out for your system a bit easier. However, the Leo Moon will square Uranus in Taurus. What’s that mean for ole Virgo? Well, it could spell a split between your emotions and your higher thinking. Work with the vibes to bring your head and your heart together. After all, the energies today will be excellent for letting go of built up stuff. So, all the crap that’s been building up? It’s about time to dump it. Now, go forth, feeling clean and new this Sunday!

  • Leo 12-3-23

    Dec 3, 2023… Pleasing everyone? Impossible. Ticking everyone off? Piece of cake! This Sunday, the vibe will be great for getting all your built up feelings out there and junk. Sure, your honesty might tick off some people. Whatever. You’ve gotta say what you gotta say to express yourself. If someone hurt you, they need to know. Of course, there are more diplomatic ways to express feelings than screaming up a storm of F bombs at someone or smashing their faces in with a chair. Those could seem like good options, but prison orange isn’t your color… No, that’s not the kind of emotion expressing that allows you to grow as a person, Leo. That only leads to warrants for your arrest. Face your emotions, talk things out, practice kindness, and move on to even better stuff.

  • Cancer 12-3-23

    Dec 3, 2023… Not your circus, not your monkeys, right? Wrong! Cancers tend to be the ringmaster of said circus, dead center of the drama, cracking the whip and making them all dance. You likely want to be up on the high wire, all eyes on you and with the best possible view, but you often end up deep in drama because you just can’t stay out of the fray. Today’s energy of the Leo Moon square Uranus in Taurus will make a way smoother vibe for dealing directly with the drama by setting boundaries and saying no to it. Say it with me: No. Heck no. No forking way. See how good that feels? Instead of provoking the circus, take a break from it, acknowledge your struggles, and say no as needed for a strong, drama-free day.

  • Gemini 12-3-23

    Dec 3, 2023… Geminis may think that dealing with emotions is about as impossible as slamming a revolving door, but sometimes you just gotta go Incredible Hulk on that crud, rip the door from its frame, and slam it into the ground. The Leo Moon will square Uranus in Taurus and the vibes for dealing with emotions will be higher than all the hippies at Woodstock. All the hurts will likely be easier to talk about, though. The only thing stopping you from dealing with your emotions will be, well, you! Are you really gonna stand in your own way of progress? To heck with that, Gem! Do what you do best and become better than you were before. Keep improving yourself, including your emotional intelligence. Got emotional baggage to unpack? Good. The vibes today will be perfect for unloading that stuff. Yeet!

  • Taurus 12-3-23

    Dec 3, 2023… Some people have a honey-do list. Taureans have a honey-oh-no-you-didn’t list. You’re super scary (also kind of hot) when you’re getting ready to explode. The Leo Moon will square Uranus in Taurus — and bringing with it a strong current of energy that will have you feeling all the feels in a big way. These vibes will be good for getting out all those pent up emotions in a way that’s actually helpful. No f-bombs needed (okay, well, maybe a few). This will be just a good old-fashioned high vibe Sunday to make you glad you reached for the truth without dropping those other, more relationship-shattering, bombs.

  • Aries 12-3-23

    Dec 3, 2023… Before you come in like a pimped out bulldozer of destruction, Ram, you may want to practice the pause. Busting up the joint and dropping truth bombs about how you’ve been feeling lately sound like a badass fantasy — and a great way to sabotage all your relationships. So maybe don’t flicking do it. With the Leo Moon square Uranus in Taurus, the energy will be fantastic to express how you’ve been feeling without retreating into yourself or trying to drown whomever has hurt your heart. You could use this energy to say what you need to say, and you might even find that your audience is unusually receptive to hearing you. No heavy machinery required.

  • Pisces 12-2-23

    Dec 2, 2023… Like the roadrunner on steroids hitting the iceberg that sunk the Titanic, a Pisces could be forced into a stand still when it comes to making decisions. Indeed, being unable to choose which mountain to climb could have you freezing up thanks the vibes of the Moon in Leo trine the Sun in Sag today. Unfreeze! This isn’t Elsa’s magic ice castle. Frozen isn’t the new cool. Take. Action. Thoughtful patience is a virtue, for sure. But if you’re standing still so long that you fossilize, then life is gonna pass you by like a freight train zooming by an Old West ghost town. Are you a ghost or are you alive?! (Hint: If you have a pulse, you’re most likely alive). So, what are you waiting for? Don’t let life zoom by you, Fishy.

  • Aquarius 12-2-23

    Dec 2, 2023… In the words of a famous warthog (hey, Disney wisdom still counts as wisdom, right?), you gotta put your behind in your past. Wait… maybe that’s not the best quote for this. Still, revisiting the past will only be helpful if you learn from it with this Moon in Leo trine the Sun in Sag. Your sensitive heart may be a lying, traitorous jerk if it tells you to drunk text an ex or give a backstabbing friend just one more chance. You’re an old soul who knows better, but the strong current of nostalgic energy could tempt you to explore what-might-have-been when it might be a better vibe to keep moving forward. Raise a glass of whatever you like to the past that brought you here, and then take the lesson learned and use it to make your life right now the best one possible. YOLO & Carpe Diem, Aquarius!

  • Capricorn 12-2-23

    Dec 2, 2023… Is “no” a mood? Because you just might be feeling it today. Nope. Nope. Nope. Hell Nope. You might trip and fall on the past when thinking of times you trusted people who maybe didn’t earn or deserve it, Cappy. Don’t get sucked into it. No, seriously. It doesn’t help you make new decisions when you’re stuck with regrets about past ones. Learn from that stuff, but don’t sit around beating yourself up about it. Who is worth more than that? Say it with me — You. You are. You did your best then, and your best now is even better for it.

  • Sagittarius 12-2-23

    Dec 2, 2023… Well, when you’re two barrels short of a dozen monkeys and have no dice for playing with a full deck of cards, what’s a Sag to do? Indeed, today’s vibes could bring with them an air of unbalanced indecision. Agh! Thankfully, the your tendency for thinking on your feet can help get you through. Sure, it’s important to weigh consequences and whatnot, but try not to get too stuck on overthinking things this Saturday as the Moon in Leo will trine the Sun in Sag. Your gut has about as much to say as your brain, but intuition weighs about a pound more in worth than any scattered voices in your head space. Think, but don’t overthink. Decide and then act. No matter what happens, it’s sure to be interesting. That could very well be the key for getting through the day, Saggy. Put your gut to good use!

  • Scorpio 12-2-23

    Dec 2, 2023… When you sit too long, your legs tend to get stiff and sore. So Scorpios could feel bound to the same old chair, unwilling to make decisions or change up their routine. Take my advice (I’m not using it anyway): changes, even small ones, can be better than sitting there because your legs feel like achey jello. Even if you choose “incorrectly” and things go a bit sideways, you’ll still have an experience to look back on and laugh about. Memories are wildcards like that. For realsies, if you never make any mistakes or take any chances, you aren’t very likely to learn or grow. Scorpsters often prefer their own versions of reality to, well, actual reality. However, it’s okay to be a little adventurous and take the scary routes from time to time. The more you explore, the more you know, and the more you know, the less you have to fear. Get out of the chair and breathe in some fresh air. You could be surprised by how delicious it tastes.

  • Libra 12-2-23

    Dec 2, 2023… Head spinning like an exorcism might be imminent? Projectile vomiting indecision all over the place? Welcome to the energy of the Moon in Leo trine Chiron in Aries trine the Sun in Sag. Libra, ever fluent in sarcasm, you know I kid (sorta) — and yet this energy will be no joke. Your brilliant mind may be seizing up at the very idea of indecisiveness, and past situations might have you second-guessing your every move. Use your resourceful nature to flip the script on this day and find a new perspective. Use past experiences to your advantage by carefully considering consequences (haul out your handy dandy notebook filled with pros and cons) to figure out what moves will be right for you. Trust that, and you’ll be sure to rock the heck outta this day without needing to call a priest for a holy water shower.