Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 11-9-23

    Nov 9, 2023… DTF? Yeah, Virgos are darn tootin fun! Also, the vibes this Thursday could open up some spicy opportunities if you’re down to it. It’s midweek and you’ll be hot AF. Your wildest fantasies could come true, V — even if that wildest dream is to be left the hell alone with your socially distant self. Setting boundaries and communicating consent will be the keys for unlocking the benefits of this Thursday’s Moon in Libra conjunct Venus vibes, and we know you’ve got this.

  • Leo 11-9-23

    Nov 9, 2023… Strut yo fine tail, Lion! The vibes this midweek will be all about you and your spiciness with the Moon in Libra conjunct Venus. You could have a lot of fun and enjoy the extra attention, you delightfully intuitive beast you. Not vibing with the extra attention? That’s as fine as you are (winks with both eyes). Wear a nice, big blanket and hide in the darkest corner you can find. You can get through the vibes and channel it into some intense creativity. One way or another, you can make the most out of this Thursday!

  • Cancer 11-9-23

    Nov 9, 2023… Aww yeah or aww heck no — Extroverted Crabs may find themselves seriously feeling this day’s attention while introverted Cancers may want to take cover until it simmers down a bit. The Moon in Libra will be conjunct Venus. That’s a lot of snuggling! The energy will be ripe for attention, spicy fun, and flirtation. Your deep need for connection will have a good shot at satisfaction today, and if the attention gets overwhelming (or feels unwanted), be sure to use your strong intuition to guide you. Hang with friends if you’ve lost that loving feeling, but if you’ve got it, enjoy it, Crabby.

  • Gemini 11-9-23

    Nov 9, 2023… Gem, it’s Thirsty Thursday and thanks to the vibes, you just might GET lucky today! Not into spicy vibes? That’s okay. You may not be able to shoo away the sparkles of hotness floating around you with the Moon in Libra conjunct Venus, but you can choose to ignore them and make this a good day despite the bothersome, voluptuous vibes. Get your schmexy on! Or don’t. Use it to get your confidence on instead. Up to you, Twins.

  • Taurus 11-9-23

    Nov 9, 2023… Taking control could have a deliciously spicy twist today, and you might even find yourself all tied up rather than being the one cracking the whip. With the Moon in Libra conjunct Venus, things could get interesting. If a little role play falls outside your wheelhouse, you could still enjoy attraction, attention, and flirtation. If the very idea of all that gives you the willies or you just can’t swing it while socially distant, focus your attention on spiritual pursuits for a different kind of religious experience. Now get out there, ya big Bull, and push through.

  • Aries 11-9-23

    Nov 9, 2023… Pick a theme song and rock the ever-loving heck out of this day, Aries, because the vibes will be ripe for the TLC you L-O-V-E. Introverted Rams may want to have boundaries firmly in place, as the tables will turn on affection. Instead of being the one doling it out, it’ll be your turn to be on the receiving end. Extroverted Aries could get a large charge out of the attention and affection. No relationship? No problem. The strong energy with the Moon in Libra conjunct Venus could turn up your intuition to solve a problem, and the added spicy vibes could give your confidence a solid boost to make this day kick butt!

  • Pisces 11-8-23

    Nov 8, 2023… Sticking your fingers in an electric socket is an altogether different shock than the chemistry that can jump between two people when their fingers brush for the first time. Keep that in mind as the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap and Uranus in Taurus. The strong electric vibes will get stronger as the day goes on, which could bring big shocks — whether they’ll be positive or not will be all about perspective. Your natural mental agility makes you apt to roll with the punches, so go be brilliant, Pisces.

  • Aquarius 11-8-23

    Nov 8, 2023… Look, I’m not saying Martians are gonna invade the Earth today, but… Well, just prepare to expect the unexpected, Aquarius. You may have already learned that from the hot mess express of 2023. You could be in for some seriously surprising events that keep you on your toes all day long. It could be fun. Or it could be hella stressful. How you deal with these weird vibes will be totally up to you, WB. You may want to figure that out before the aliens invade, though. No rush.

  • Capricorn 11-8-23

    Nov 8, 2023… Sparks will fly today like a bad welder by day, stripper by night. This day will be legit LIT! The Moon in Virgo will be opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap and Uranus in Taurus, creating a weird vibe that may have you taking on the world, Cappy. Your love for all things wondrous may have you viewing this day with enthusiasm while the rest of the Zodiac braces for impact or attaches metaphoric lightning rods to their souls. You? Well, you’ll be fine with expecting the unexpected if it brings a little magic into your life.

  • Sagittarius 11-8-23

    Nov 8, 2023… Have you ever wondered what Frankenstein’s monster felt when it was brought to life? Well, Sagittarians could feel a tingling of similar feelings thanks to the electrifying, eccentric vibes of the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap and Uranus in Taurus this Wednesday. Sags will truly be in their creative element thanks to the zesty nature of today’s energies. Create! Make cool stuff! The world is your canvas and the vibes can be your paint. Grab a brush and do the thing. It’ll be a great time. Probably. Just don’t use the vibes to creatively murder a bunch of people, yeah? Okay, cool.

  • Scorpio 11-8-23

    Nov 8, 2023… Get ready for a series of unfortunate events that could become your life story today, Scorpio. There will be some whimsy in the air. Okay, so the surprises in store might not actually be “unfortunate” events. Maybe they’ll be fun little Easter eggs. Or super weird but relatively neutral events. Maybe snakes popping out of a fake cashew can (Yeah, don’t fall for that!). All I know is that you best get your mind ready for some wildness to go down, Scorpster — and it might actually be right up your alley. There’s just no telling what might happen as the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap and Uranus in Taurus. Stay alert and embrace the weird!

  • Libra 11-8-23

    Nov 8, 2023… Like playing Jenga during a freakin’ earthquake, this day may have Libras shook. Don’t be so literal. You (probably) won’t fall on your considerable tail, but the energy of the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap and Uranus in Taurus could have this day feeling a little topsy turvy, which is definitely not your favorite! Focus on taking things one step at a time to get through the day with minimal upsets. Steady-as-you-go Scales can navigate a shaky situation well if they keep focused and balanced. Go do the damn thing, my steady friend!