Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 11-7-23

    Nov 7, 2023… Being a virtuous Virgin and judging everyone else for falling short of your ideals won’t help your vibe, V. The Moon in Virgo trine Jupiter in Taurus energy could have you caught up in drama at first, but gaining a new perspective could help you level your vibe up. Using your fierce ambition to focus on reaching goals and overcoming challenges could help you get over yourself long enough to do some good. Slay the day, Virgo!

  • Leo 11-7-23

    Nov 7, 2023… You probably shouldn’t get into a van with a stranger, but if they have a magic carpet, that’s a totally different story (unless the carpet is IN the van. Then… no.). Prepare for a Whole New World, Leo, because the vibes today will be great for discovering new ways to look at an old painful situation. How can you use it to improve your life, to grow, or to help someone? Soar high on the vibes and lend your mind to higher thinking. Let’s fly!

  • Cancer 11-7-23

    Nov 7, 2023… Like when you clean your room and find a pile of moldy dishes, something could be brought up from the past this Tuesday. Sorry, Cancer, but you’re gonna have to deal with those dishes, my dude. Maybe you throw them away. Maybe you drop them into a volcano. Perhaps you try to clean them, if you’re feeling real froggy. Whatever you choose, just get them out of your room so you aren’t haunted by the ghosts of moldy dishes past. Time to clean out the closet.

  • Gemini 11-7-23

    Nov 7, 2023… A good friend would take away your phone before you can drunk dial the ex. Today, I’m your friend. No texting, no dialing, and for damn sure don’t go see them. Put down the phone!!! Look, Gemini, the Moon in Virgo trine Jupiter in Taurus could come with strong vibes about the past. Don’t take it as your cue to run back to it. Instead, strong vibes for love and romance could be applied to a present interest or even to investing in your friendships (or, heck, even Pinterest). Use past nostalgia for present healing and then move forward. Maybe even delete the ex’s number because you’re moving on to bigger and better things!

  • Taurus 11-7-23

    Nov 7, 2023… Grab the lube because Bulls could be suffering from butthurt today. Ouch! You may not even know you’ve upset a Taurus until it’s too late and they’re smothering you with a pillow or stabbing you with a handy fork. Taureans, you’re generally really good at shoving down your emotions and pretending like you aren’t hurting. But then you explode and ish gets real. If you don’t deal with it head on, you may end up snapping at the people you care about in an epic explosion. Deal with your emotions, dude.

  • Aries 11-7-23

    Nov 7, 2023… A look at the solar system could have Aries reeling in shock to see that the Earth revolves around the sun — and not them. With the Moon in Virgo trine Jupiter in Taurus, the vibes could reflect feeling a little self-centered. Your high standards could have you looking at the rest of the Zodiac with mild to moderate disapproval, which can be treated with sitting your butt down and remembering that everyone’s human. As a natural self-starter, you’ve gotten used to drawing that attention, but the energy today could provide you with a fresh perspective on what it means to be a leader if you focus on leading with that big heart of yours.

  • Pisces 11-6-23

    Nov 6, 2023… Laying in bed contemplating smothering your partner with a pillow if they snore one more fecking time or contemplating if you can push a coworker down the steps and make it look like an accident might not be the greatest way to start the day. If there’s murder on your mind, it may be time to stop listening to all the damn serial killer podcasts and binge watching the creepiest shows imaginable and gain a little big picture perspective. They likely won’t be annoying you on purpose, but it may feel that way with the energy of the Moon in Leo square Mercury in Scorpio and then moving into Virgo. Everyone has their own stuff going on, and when you remember to reach for compassion, take those deep breaths and count to thirty-three (or your favorite number) you might just find that things move more smoothly than you imagined!

  • Aquarius 11-6-23

    Nov 6, 2023… If ya keep giving everyone the stink eye, your face may get stuck like that. Being a judgmental so & so doesn’t look good on you (or anyone else). Do yourself a favor and forego that side eye or hard eye roll in favor of kindness. You could have a hard time not tripping and falling over disappointment with your high standards today, Aquarius. Sometimes, that judgment can obscure the bigger picture. Instead of getting frustrated with everyone else, practice patience, show a little compassion, and TRY not to think of everyone around you as idiots (even if they are). Now go forth and love ferociously, Oh Water Bearer!

  • Capricorn 11-6-23

    Nov 6, 2023… Get your coffee and supreme breakfast wrap to go, Cap, because you could be going on a woke adventure today! With the Moon in Leo square Mercury in Scorpio and then moving into Virgo, the vibes will be fabulous for really seeing the bigger picture through even the smallest, otherwise distracting details. Open your mind to the vibes, Goat, and you could actually see the forest for the trees. What the heck does that even mean? You could just find out today, Capricorn!

  • Sagittarius 11-6-23

    Nov 6, 2023… Keep your middle finger in your pocket, Saggy, and back right up. You may find yourself road-ragey and, well, a little impatient today. The Moon in Leo will be square Mercury in Scorpio and then moving into Virgo today, and this will reflect an ability to see the big picture. Losing your cool won’t get you where you want to go any faster, and being able to practice patience and see that big picture will help you learn valuable lessons. Calm your pits-or-what-have-you, and use your natural enthusiasm for starting new things and you might just be surprised at how it all turns out. Now… Onward!

  • Scorpio 11-6-23

    Nov 6, 2023… Like realizing that there is such a thing as eating too many tacos, Scorpios could be getting poked in the face with a lesson in not going overboard this Monday. With the Moon in Leo square Mercury in Scorpio and then moving into Virgo, your white-hot passionate personality may just lead you down a rabbit hole of too-muchness, which could end up teaching you a hard lesson about how to hold back in certain situations. In the end, though, you’ll come out of this wiser than before, Scorpster. Pinky promise!

  • Libra 11-6-23

    Nov 6, 2023… While Libras might be ragged on for acting like judgmental know-it-alls, they really adore learning. And they know in their bones that there is something to learn from every kind of person. It’s just that Scales often prefer their own opinions over anyone else’s. Thanks to the vibes coming from the Moon in Leo square Mercury in Scorpio and then moving into Virgo, it could be easier than usual to practice holding your tongue and truly listening today. Rejoice in the ideas hanging in the air and their lessons!