Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 11-8-23

    Nov 8, 2023… Scratch, scratch. You hear that? No, that’s not a mouse in your walls! That’d be your friendly neighborhood Virgo losing their ish thanks to the vibes this Wednesday. There will be some charged up energies in the air with the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap and Uranus in Taurus that could have you itching to explode if you don’t find a way to channel the lively vibes like RIGHT NOW. Deep breaths, V. Do what you gotta do to channel the electrical fire scorching through your insides into something that gets you even closer to your passions and intentions.

  • Leo 11-8-23

    Nov 8, 2023… Feeling antsy, Leo? Maybe like there’s an electrical current pumping through your veins instead of blood? Well, thanks to the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap and Uranus in Taurus, the day will become more and more electric as the clock tick-tocks. Instead of feeling like a hyperactive kid bolted down to a chair in the broom closet, you’ll benefit from getting out there and doing something to work through the excess energy that these vibes may be producing. The energy in the air will be yours to use as you please.

  • Cancer 11-8-23

    Nov 8, 2023… The Moon in Virgo will be opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap and Uranus in Taurus, and the energy could be fierce and zany. Think strong vibes getting stronger as the day goes on and stuff going absolutely haywire. Your spectacular balance and ability to do all the things at the same time will serve you well, Cancer. While half the Zodiac goes bananas, you’ll be yogi-calm and ready for whatever. Use your intuition and wisdom to deal with issues as they pop up. Could go either way, so hope any surprises will include free drinks and enjoy the day to the fullest. If ish hits the fan, you’ll deal with that, too — like the boss you are.

  • Gemini 11-8-23

    Nov 8, 2023… A snowman in a tutu? Weird, but not nearly as weird as the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap and Uranus in Taurus vibes coming at Virgos today. You may end up spending most of the day sitting in the corner of your room, rocking back and forth, trying to figure out why something feels off. Let me save you the trouble: It’s just the vibes, dude. Get over them and carry on my wayward child. There will be no need to fret over this thing, Gem. You can’t exactly change the vibes. You just gotta create your own. You’ve got this!

  • Taurus 11-8-23

    Nov 8, 2023… Like a surprise party thrown for a fainting goat, this day could get weird fast. Bull, high expectations could have you bracing yourself for either the best or worst case scenario, but the only rule of thumb for the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap and Uranus in Taurus will be to expect the unexpected. Preparation won’t keep things from going sideways, so instead focus on hydration, rest, self-care and healthy boundaries to prepare you for whatever this day throws at you. Ever a creative force, you can handle whatever will come your way with the dignity that makes you the boss.

  • Aries 11-8-23

    Nov 8, 2023… Faking your death and moving to a private island somewhere in the Caribbean to spend the rest of your days working on your tan and drinking pina coladas probably will sound pretty dang good today with the Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces and trine Pluto in Cap and Uranus in Taurus. Your bank account may be laughing its proverbial butt off at the very idea, but this weirdly vibing energy could have you wishing for escape. Instead of faking your death, consider a self-care day — even if you have to be at work or running errands. Take deep breaths, do a mini meditation, stretch, drink more water, and find something to laugh about. While the day may throw you a curve ball or two, you’ll be relaxed and ready to handle whatever comes after you’ve focused on taking good care of you, Ram.

  • Pisces 11-7-23

    Nov 7, 2023… A salty attitude may have you wanting to snap with an epic clap back… or celebrate JOMO (the joy of missing out) by crawling back into the ocean. Instead, try to view any conflicts from a new point of view. If you feel like retreating into your own space, use the energy of the day toward healing rather than wallowing in the feels. Whether you try to connect or have a self-care Tuesday (not a salty one), stay cool as we know you can be — and don’t forget to hydrate.

  • Aquarius 11-7-23

    Nov 7, 2023… Well, nostalgia could be rearing its punk-ass face today as love vibes come streaming in from the Moon in Virgo trine Jupiter in Taurus. Thanks a lot, Universe. WB, I don’t give a flying frog if the radio plays back-to-back Adele songs while you’re drunk — DON’T TEXT THE EX. There’s a good reason you broke up. Let that sleeping dog lie with everyone else but you. Phone a friend. There’s a time for giving second chances, but drunk and sentimental won’t be one of them. Just say no!

  • Capricorn 11-7-23

    Nov 7, 2023… Painful stuff from the past may wash up on the shore of the day like a jellyfish. First, it stings, and then you have to ask your bestie to pee on you to get it to stop hurting. Eew! The Moon in Virgo trine Jupiter in Taurus will also be bringing with it some super lovey vibes, which will be awesome as long as it doesn’t include drunk texting your awful ex that everyone hated. Your strong ideals will seriously dig the introspection that elevates you, so put on your shades for that winter glare, forget about the ex, and maybe enjoy a fun flirtation, Cap.

  • Sagittarius 11-7-23

    Nov 7, 2023… Pisces are Fishes, Cancers are Crabs, and this Tuesday, Sagittarians could be feeling a little shell-fish! Or maybe they’ll act like a jellyfish… You know, because you could be feeling selfish or jealous. Okay, Okay. Anyway, the Moon in Virgo trine Jupiter in Taurus vibes today will be way low and way self-centered. If you give into them, you might just do some crap you’ll later regret. Channel your epic inner kindness to fight off these vibes by taking strides towards your intentions and live a life you’ll be proud of when you’re old and gray and yelling at kids to get off your lawn. In a struggle of good vs evil, who will win? My money is on you, Saggy.

  • Scorpio 11-7-23

    Nov 7, 2023… The Moon in Virgo will trine Jupiter in Taurus, and the energy will be ripe for a mindfluck of epic proportions! Getting twisted up about the past won’t change it, but getting a new point of view can’t hurt. Skip any desire to play the blame game and figure out where you have the power to make changes in your relationships with other people — expressing more love, creating healthy boundaries, and avoiding the temptation to moon walk your butt back to the past to retrieve an ex could all help you cope with the strong energy. Scorpio: make this day a Terrific Tuesday for the books!

  • Libra 11-7-23

    Nov 7, 2023… Make sure to put on your sexiest pair of underwear today, Libra, because love will be abundant in the air with the Moon in Virgo trine Jupiter in Taurus. In fact, a little romance could actually be possible today. Do with these vibes what you will, Scales. If you aren’t into romance right now, that’s cool. Platonic love could work its way into your life instead. But if you’re searching for a little love action, you just might get it! These love vibes will be yours for the using, Libras.