Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 11-5-23

    Nov 5, 2023… More challenges? Hell to the yeah! You just keep walking right on over them. Of all the Zodiac, Virgos don’t break their stride (or break a sweat) over most challenges. You probably get off on tackling an obstacle. Having a full plate means your hands have something to do other than play with yourself. Yeah, I went there. The Moon in Leo will be square Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus, and if you keep to your can-do attitude, extra responsibility won’t seem daunting. It may even feel invigorating. You could whine about the extra time and how much other junk you have to do, but you’ll likely want to move forward without wasting any time with complaints. After all, Vs excel at being absolutely amazing in the face of stuff and nonsense.

  • Leo 11-5-23

    Nov 5, 2023… Opportunity for new responsibilities may come a-knocking on Leo’s door this Sunday. Will you welcome the big O inside or barricade the entryway and hide under the table? While Leos love taking on the opportunity to rule with optimism literally pouring out of their pores (gross), responsibilities, on the other hand, usually scare the ooop out of them because that could mean getting tied down. Try not to look at new responsibilities as chains that keep you from moving. Reframe that ish as opportunity for advancement instead!

  • Cancer 11-5-23

    Nov 5, 2023… You could find stones being thrown at you this Sunday, Cancer. And, as we all know, sticks and stones may break your bones… So, are you gonna just stand there and take a beating? Or are you gonna grab the Universe’s stones and give them a good what for?! You have the power to defeat whatever the Universe tries to drop on your head, Cancer. So, channel the higher vibes coming from the Moon in Leo square Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus today by embracing the unexpected as opportunity so that you can better handle these stones and launch them right back at the Universe. Heck, you might even find some diamonds. Uhm, score!

  • Gemini 11-5-23

    Nov 5, 2023… Wanting to put yourself in time out with a glass of wine may be tempting as more gets piled on to an already full plate, Gem. As much as you prize multitasking, a crap ton of extra responsibility won’t be a welcome addition to your day. Looks to me like you have three choices: you can go for that time out with wine or beverage-of-choice, refusing to adult; you can say heck no and attack the responsibility with renewed vigor just to get it all done; or you can moan about it and drag your feet getting it done. How you look at the added work depends entirely on you. The Moon in Leo square Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus may bring with it those added obligations, but to restore balance to your world, a proactive approach may bring more immediate relief than procrastinating or refusing to participate. You do you, but remember that what you do will choose what kind of day you’ll be having.

  • Taurus 11-5-23

    Nov 5, 2023… The Universe will likely be tossing some lemons your way as the Moon in Leo squares Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus, Taurus. Will you catch them and make some lemonade or are you just gonna let yourself get pelted by citrus fruits? The only one standing in your way of a delicious, thirst-quenching beverage will be you, pal. Step out of the line of fire, Bull! Whatever new responsibilities may pop up today, you CAN handle them. You WILL handle them. Because you’re a Bull and Bulls don’t run away from responsibility. Now give me a “Heck to the Yeah!” and go get your lemonade made. I’m thirsty.

  • Aries 11-5-23

    Nov 5, 2023… Feeling overwhelmed and underappreciated won’t get you (or anyone) far while the Moon in Leo squares Mars in Scorpio and Uranus in Taurus. But if you flip the script on the day, you may see that every challenge contains a lesson and an opportunity for greatness. Your lofty ambitions could get a boost from a point of view that doesn’t involve bemoaning cruel fate. Fate’s not the problem, but you might need a tweak toward the glass is half full side. You can rule the day with style if you meet it head on — the way Rams do best.

  • Pisces 11-4-23

    Nov 4, 2023… Love me; also, leave me the heck alone. Multitasking moods could have the rest of the Zodiac casting some serious side eye when they’re not giving you the finger. Figuring out what you want — and how to communicate what you want — could have you twisted up like a Cirque du Soleil contortionist. Unwind and chill out by practicing a little self-care. Deep breathing, a long bath, a walk outside, or even a little star gazing could help you settle, and shifting your thoughts to a new perspective could have your wants and needs becoming clearer. Just breathe, Pisces, and then shine like the frigging diamond you are!

  • Aquarius 11-4-23

    Nov 4, 2023… Aquarius, prepare thyself for a cluster, um, fluff of emotions that make it hard to communicate what’s on your mind. As if the whole last year wasn’t sucky enough, right? Try not to give into your frustrations, though. There will still be hope. A little mindful meditation can go a long way in working through your emotions and coming out on top. Keep a cool head and you just might make it through, WB. You’ll even come out of this emotionally stronger with a heart full of love.

  • Capricorn 11-4-23

    Nov 4, 2023… Today’s menu will be serving up a hot and juicy plate of feels with a side of complex emotions. While the energy today may have you wanting to quit your job and move directly to the beach to read the next best seller while drinking mai tais, your Cap nature will serve you well if you apply it to figuring out how to communicate about your emotions rather than running from them. The Leo Moon will square the Sun in Scorpio and Jupiter in Taurus. The feels may seem out of control but finding a way to express them will likely help ease the pressure and put you back in the driver’s seat of the day. It’s not the beach, but that doesn’t mean you can’t slurp down a mai tai (even a virgin one) as a reward when you’re finished, Capricorn. Cheers!

  • Sagittarius 11-4-23

    Nov 4, 2023… If ever Sagittarians wanted to slap the Moon out of the galaxy, this Saturday may just be the day they try. Thanks to the Leo Moon square the Sun in Scorpio and Jupiter in Taurus today, communicating what’s on your mind will likely be a huge challenge because, well, EmOtIoNs. Instead of getting frustrated and shooting a bazooka at the Moon, try shifting your perspective and focusing on what you can control in the moment. You can handle any feels they toss your way — and make things even better than you ever dreamed. You’re tough like that. I believe in you, Saggy.

  • Scorpio 11-4-23

    Nov 4, 2023… The vibes in the air today could have Scorpios choking on hairballs and make communicating hella hard. Super ew. Instead of getting teed off at the world, you can overcome by focusing on new ways to express yourself. You’ve got a brain, so use it to master the vibes. You’re smart enough and strong enough to rise above. Think big and plan bigger. Get on your goals and you won’t have time for cranky moments. And maybe see someone about those hairballs, yeah? That’s definitely not normal…

  • Libra 11-4-23

    Nov 4, 2023… There’s salt-on-your-fries salty, and then there’s you, Libra: ocean-level, drown-somebody’s-tail salty. While friends may be down for your sass today, it may not fly with clients, bosses, or your Granny. Dial that mess back and focus instead on getting your point across with some spice instead. Save the smarty pants commentary for your bestie, and you’ll likely get further down your to-do list than if you spend half the day putting out fires you started with your big mouth. Go be brilliant, Scales, and save the salt for your fries!