Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 11-3-23

    Nov 3, 2023… Oh, lucky day! With the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap and trine Neptune in Pisces, you’ll likely experience a load of awesome sauce spraying over you like one of those Fame water dumps they show on the TV. Is that ever done in real life? I NEED TO KNOW. I digress. Ahem! Virgo, get ready to welcome some good vibes as things in life could become more clear with improved communications and better “luck” this Friday! See, the Universe doesn’t always try to kick you in the pants. Rejoice in the solid Moon moving into Leo vibes today and use them to kick some figurative ass. You da boss, V!

  • Leo 11-3-23

    Nov 3, 2023… Check yourself before you wreck yourself, mate. Leos could be faced with some grouchy issues and will likely want to smack the daylights out of the idiots in their lives this Friday. However, that would be assault and those dumbasses won’t be worth the jail time. Trust me. And instead of casting the side-eye on the irritating people around you, center yourself. Imagine a nice, calm pond. Maybe it’s frozen. Now, anchor your anger to that pond. Without any waves, you won’t be tempted to tsunami slam somebody. You cool, bro? Yes. Yes, you are.

  • Cancer 11-3-23

    Nov 3, 2023… Feeling lucky, Cancer? Like there’s no laundry to do, you hit every light green, you find $20 in your pocket, and you’re getting some loving later? The Moon in Cancer will be opposing Pluto in Cap and trine Neptune in Pisces — and that lucky feeling may be the vibe today. Communications clear up, and your entire life may open up to a new perspective. Embrace that feeling of being free — whether getting lucky (with yourself or someone else) will be on the agenda or not.

  • Gemini 11-3-23

    Nov 3, 2023… At the helm of the ship, Geminis will likely thrive. But fierce Captain Twins could be in for a mass mutiny if they let their sense of confidence inflate their ego and assertiveness. Ride on the vibes coming from the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap and trine Neptune in Pisces. You often have great ideas, truly. But if you over-assert yourself, you’ll probably step on some toes and end up walking the plank, my dude. A good ship captain knows how to balance leadership and good intentions with listening to the crew and showing respect for other opinions. You, Gem, have the potential to be a good ship captain. Land ho, matey!

  • Taurus 11-3-23

    Nov 3, 2023… Just when you think your temper, admirably held in check, will blow, the air clears. You breathe easier. Your luck could be changing, Taurus. It’s a new month. You’ll likely find communication to be easier — fewer misunderstandings, more clarity, and maybe even a little more empathy with the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap and trine Neptune in Pisces today. Speaking up for yourself won’t require raising your voice. Your creative side could be applied to communicating your point in a way that the listener will receive well if you stick to facts over stubborn opinions. You’ve got this, tiger (um, Bull).

  • Aries 11-3-23

    Nov 3, 2023… Your lightning fast changes in mood could have a loved one shoving a Snickers in your mouth in hopes you’ll turn back into your normally charming self. The Moon in Cancer will be opposing Pluto in Cap and trine Neptune in Pisces. The good news will be that you are always in control of how you respond to the energy around you. Today’s incoming energy could be challenging for an Aries, but it could be used to help clarify an issue and work on a solution — that will be up to you. Tackle issues head on with all the love your big heart is known for.

  • Pisces 11-2-23

    Nov 2, 2023… Drinking in attention like a sailor in a singles bar could be one way to use the strong vibes of the Moon in Cancer trine the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio. All eyes might be on you, but keep in mind that attraction doesn’t always equate to a healthy relationship. The energy will be strong for love and caring, which Pisces will thrive on, but take caution with the ease of your attachments. Use your natural discernment to focus your fierce love on the people who will cherish it, in platonic and romantic relationships. You deserve that.

  • Aquarius 11-2-23

    Nov 2, 2023… Like a stray bit of tinsel stuck to your behind, you may be feeling emotionally attached to a plan you’ve made. You’re infamous for being iffy about compromise, Aquarius, but sometimes plans get twisted by life. Instead of clinging desperately to the plan you made while life goes sideways, consider making a new plan. In fact, this is the perfect time for making your resolutions (even if you refuse to call them that). The Moon in Cancer trine the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio vibes today will be strong for love, which will help you focus on your priorities, making it easier to make the right choice for you. Maybe let go of the plan that’s flailing in favor of going with the flow and finding a new one. Now go enjoy the start of something new!

  • Capricorn 11-2-23

    Nov 2, 2023… Universe: Here, have some responsibilities (shoves them into Goat’s face) Capricorns: Oh, uh, no thank you. I’ve had quite enough of these this year (Slides them under their bed). Cap, you could be in charge of taking care of some important issue or problem today. Once you get to it, you’ll do it like a Boss just like you do everything. If this year has you tired of responsibility, at least it’s very nearly almost over. Use the vibes coming from the Moon in Cancer trine the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio to power up, take charge, and then take action to propel you into what will hopefully be a better, kinder year to us all. After you’ve done your duties, you can have a snack and take a nap. How does that sound, buddy?

  • Sagittarius 11-2-23

    Nov 2, 2023… No one wants to see “professional jerk” on a resume. That’s not exactly a special skill. Sometimes, being an assertive self-starter can come across as being a big fat jerkface when you don’t take care with your delivery, Saggy. The Moon in Cancer will trine the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio today, and you may be in charge of conflict resolution at work or in your personal life. Own it the badass you are, but don’t be cocky about it. The vibe today will be all about resolving conflict and feeling the love. Get those problems taken care of, so you can truly connect with the people you care about without the headache of drama. Go get em, Sag!

  • Scorpio 11-2-23

    Nov 2, 2023… Like a developing brain-eating virus being scrutinized under a microscope, Scorpios could feel like they’re at the center of attention this Thursday. Will you feel smothered or embrace the vibes of the Moon in Cancer trine the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio? That will be up to you, Scorpster. Maybe it’s about time someone pampered you and takes care of you! And if nobody steps up to care for you — because let’s be honest, people kinda suck — perhaps you can turn the vibes onto yourself. You deserve some R&R, don’t ya? That was a rhetorical question. You don’t have a say in this. The answer is yes. Period. So, if someone starts doting on you, you don’t have to put up a resistance. You can also totally dote on yourself, though. There’s no need to wait for someone else to step up. Get your warmth on!

  • Libra 11-2-23

    Nov 2, 2023… Love is in the air, so go ahead and take big greedy gulps, Libra! Today’s Moon in Cancer will trine the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio. Go ahead and embrace that bravery and spill your heart out today! Whether you’ve been craving romance or just really want to show gratitude to someone you care about who has been especially kind to you (a friend, family, your pet iguana, etc.), the vibes today will be perfect for doing something plucky to show how you feel! Wear your heart on your sleeve — not literally, though, because then you’d probably be dead and that would suck because then you couldn’t read these awesome horoscopes anymore… So, embrace the loving nurturing vibes and use them to go confidently in the direction of your dreams and stuff.