Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 11-2-23

    Nov 2, 2023… Go on and post that selfie that makes you look like the baddest boss around. You look good, and you know it, and when you get put in charge of a big problem, you’ll feel confident enough to tackle it without as much as a flicker. The Moon in Cancer trine the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio will be strong for attention, love, and nurturing, but it may also help you focus in on solutions. Take the recognition that comes your way by skipping the humble brag and going straight to the part where you show that you’re one of the best in the Zodiac for kicking tail and taking names. You do you, and you’ll shine bright like a diamond. Go ring in this new year being fabulous, Virgo.

  • Leo 11-2-23

    Nov 2, 2023… You know those people who literally poop themselves when their fast food order comes out wrong? Well, that could be Leo today. As a fixed fire sign, Leos can get emotionally attached to certain outcomes, especially with the Moon in Cancer trine the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio vibes going around. Use your ability to bounce back from setbacks and maybe a dash of humor to get over yourself and any failed expectations. Why not laugh about the things that don’t go your way? No temper tantrums in the middle of Burger King, okay? Enjoy the ride, Lion.

  • Cancer 11-2-23

    Nov 2, 2023… Grab your crown and settle into your throne of shells, Cancer, because you could be in charge of taking care of important issues this Thursday. All Hail the Ruler of the Galaxy! Okay, back it up. If people look to you as an advisor, don’t let it go to your head. Being the center of attention as a guru and guide could serve to stoke your ego and over-excite that little chant in the back of your brain that screams out. Try not to let that little voice take over, Cancer. There are more ways to rule than there are ways to chop off a tyrant’s head. Keep that in mind while you lend an ear and pass on your well of wisdom like the boss you are.

  • Gemini 11-2-23

    Nov 2, 2023… All you need is love… It’s a great song, but maybe The Beatles left out a few other things you might actually need, Gemini. Like healthy boundaries. And good communication. Self-awareness. Realistic expectations. The Moon in Cancer will trine the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio, and the vibes will be strong for love and attention. Which sounds awesome, but your need for connection could be dangerous if you don’t keep in mind that love needs to come with some other things, too. What you want matters. For love. For work. For your life. Heck, yes, I’m saying love yourself and don’t just settle for whatever love and attention happens to come your way.

  • Taurus 11-2-23

    Nov 2, 2023… Keep calm? How about you go smudge yourself with your Carry On nonsense because the year is 2023, and Taurus has had enough of the nonsense! Moon in Cancer will trine the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio and indeed, it could be said that Taureans get a tad bit stubbornly attached to certain outcomes. If things start going sideways, they may slap the big red button and then wanna slap the nearest twenty people. Sometimes storms arise and delay your plans and That Is Actually Okay. Instead of using your energy in a nuclear meltdown of insane proportions, use your brain to reevaluate and move forward. Your goal may still be achievable, even if there are a few detours along the way.

  • Aries 11-2-23

    Nov 2, 2023… Put away the poop emoji, adjust your horns, and bring out all the heart eyes, my Ram-a-licious friend. You’ll be feeling all the lovey energy. The Moon in Cancer will trine the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio, and the vibes will be strong for love and attention. Your romantic nature will thrive on the receiving end of some TLC, Aries. You may also find yourself in charge of a problem, but your powerful self-starting skills will have you solving it and moving through this Thursday without breaking your mighty stride.

  • Pisces 11-1-23

    Nov 1, 2023… Know that panic you feel when the thing you’ve been hard at work on doesn’t save? Or the post you’ve been slaving over disappears? Or your phone can’t keep a damn charge no matter how long it stays on the flipping charger? Yeah, well, if that’s all your favorite, you’ll have a hell of a good day. Yay you. The Moon in Gemini will be square Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Cancer to trine Saturn in Pisces. Instead of staying frustrated, make good use of your time. Phone dies? Enjoy face-to-face time with a loved one. System crash at work? Use the wicked sense of humor you’ve been gifted with to make the most out of the day rather than succumbing to tech rage. Onward!

  • Aquarius 11-1-23

    Nov 1, 2023… The tablet with the world’s slowest WI-FI connection may not be the only thing needing a restart today. The Moon in Gemini will be square Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Cancer to trine Saturn in Pisces. Expect signals to get crossed and for technology to be more frustrating than usual, Water Bearer. Try to keep it simple when attempting to get other messages across. This might not be the best energy for discussing a relationship status or negotiating a raise, but it could be a fantastic vibe to sit back, listen, and learn.

  • Capricorn 11-1-23

    Nov 1, 2023… They say curiosity killed the cat, but actually confusion is what did in the poor thing. And that’s why being confused sucks. In order to clear up the mind fog, you could try taking a power nap, using some deep breathing exercises, organizing a rally of your three remaining brain cells, or something else along those lines. Whatever you do, just try not to get frustrated with yourself. Breathe through it and you will get through it. The fog will lift sooner than you think if you can overcome how flipping frustrating the confusion is. Keep calm and carry on, Capricorn.

  • Sagittarius 11-1-23

    Nov 1, 2023… Throwing your laptop out the window, beating the absolute crap out of the office printer, or running over your phone with your car repeatedly after the battery died for the umpteenth time may not be the best way to handle frustrations with tech today. The Moon in Gemini will be square Neptune in Pisces and then moving into Cancer to trine Saturn in Pisces. Want to survive the day? Don’t rely on texting or DMs to get your point across. Avoid misunderstandings by making a phone call or having a face-to-face interaction. Not an in-your-face face-to-face, Saggy. Your tone in text could be misinterpreted as aggressive today, so have a conversation and remember to keep your cool no matter how steamed you get when dealing with others, and you’ll have an awesome day!

  • Scorpio 11-1-23

    Nov 1, 2023… That awkward moment where you buy your kid nephew a cool talking robot from Wish, but it turns out that its catchphrases are all from adult movies? Well, similar awkwardness may be experienced as Pisces could be dealing with some crossed wires, tech problems, and issues in miscommunication this Wednesday. Try not to sweat the little bloopers, though. You can laugh those off and mark them down as an inside joke for future reference. While there won’t always be a way to avoid every little mishap, keep in mind that little things really can become laughable moments. And even if something does blow up, you’ll have the ability to deal with it and come out the other side of the explosion like in one of those cool action movies.

  • Libra 11-1-23

    Nov 1, 2023… Hey, Libra, the Universe called and It said “Cash me ousside! How bow dat?” Whatever that means??? Apparently, you could be in for some learning experiences today. Get ready to have you street smarts tested, Scales, because this won’t be an easy pop quiz on first grade vocabulary. We’re talking some real world lessons, here, buddy. Your perspective will make or break you when it comes to the hard hitting lessons that the Universe may toss your way. Take on the challenge and turn it into a learning adventure rather than a nightmare where you go to school in only your underwear. Make like a sponge and soak up what knowledge you can before this year finally gets the heck outta here. You never know when life’s little lessons may come in handy in the future. Get learned!