Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 10-31-23

    Oct 31, 2023… Walking from one task to the next like the house is on fire could keep your heart rate up, but never slowing down may not be the best approach to overall wellness. Instead of doing all the things like the Little Red Hen on speed, working in a little downtime or well-paced work could help you achieve without over-achieving and running on fumes. Try not to multitask when you eat a meal. Enjoy each bite. Work in some self-care time as well as time for the people (or pets) you love. The Moon in Gemini square Venus in Virgo will make where you’re going less important than how you get there. The energy will flow well when you focus on health and wellness over stats and goals. You matter as much (more!) as any goal you achieve.

  • Leo 10-31-23

    Oct 31, 2023… Self-care is a thing and you may be neglecting it, big time, Leo. While you’re off ruling the world, your mind and body may be running at their limits. Slow it down and then hit the brakes, Lion, because this today will be officially deemed self-care awareness Tuesday! Who declared that? Well, me, obviously. I’m clearly an authority figure here. Now, ask yourself these questions: Have I been giving my mind enough rest? How about my body? Sure, it’s important to chase your passions, but it’s also important to make sure your body and mind aren’t being totally wrecked by your need for going ten thousand miles an hour, y’know? Take the time to check in with yourself. Deal?

  • Cancer 10-31-23

    Oct 31, 2023… If you’ve been totally ignoring your health like most people, then congrats because this Monday’s vibes will be perfect for a wake up call and health check-in, Cancer. The Moon in Gemini will square Venus in Virgo, so take a break and listen to your body. I mean, really listen. Whether you haven’t been eating right, exercising at all, or maybe haven’t had time to properly de-stress, health neglect can take a huge toll on your mental and physical well-being. Even if only for a few moments, ask your body what it needs. You’ll be glad you do.

  • Gemini 10-31-23

    Oct 31, 2023… If your idea of fitness is fittin this whole slice of pizza in your mouth, I feel you. I freaking love pizza. I mean, I wouldn’t marry it or anything… I mean, and get sauce on my dress? But pizza-love is a real and beautiful thing. But today the Moon will be in Gemini square Venus in Virgo, and your focus may shift over into the arena of wellness, Gem. Want to eat better, making healthier choices? Get a friend on board so you can cheer each other on and talk each other out of the junk food aisle of the grocery store. Want to up your spiritual game? Snag a friend to attend church with you or to do a daily gratitude practice. Think fresh, delicious produce, more energy, and fitness that also manages to be fun. And pizza sometimes, too, because Gems love a fun and delicious life!

  • Taurus 10-31-23

    Oct 31, 2023… Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them because I can only imagine how hard life is for the visually impaired. HA! Laughter is the best medicine, truly. Speaking of medicine, when is the last time you took your health seriously, Taurus? Because, honestly, you can get so swept away by making sure that everything outside your life is in perfect order that you may be forgetting to check your insides. Get it together, Bull. Your mind-body health is super important! Lucky for you, the vibes today will be all about health! Use this as an opportunity to check in with yourself and give your body and mind what they need. This message has been brought to you by Mom Friends Stand United (Don’t bother looking that up. It’s not a real thing. Probably.).

  • Aries 10-31-23

    Oct 31, 2023… Heavy is the head that wears the crown and all that, am I right? Aries starts stuff. It’s what you do. Being the go-to person to help out friends, family, and work colleagues can wear you the hell out. A me-day may be in order with the Moon in Gemini square Venus in Virgo today. Spend some time taking care of your own needs for once. If that seems lazy to you, remember that sometimes you need to lead by example, and if getting some self-care, taking a nap, and treating yourself to a favorite meal will help others, who are you to argue, right?? Take one for the team, and maybe someone will even follow.

  • Pisces 10-30-23

    Oct 30, 2023… Like tea served piping hot, Fishies may come into today fierce. Dropping truth bombs and uncovering BS could be on the agenda with the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini. Your inner wisdom may be throwing up red flags left & right, but that doesn’t mean you should throw f-bombs with impunity. Give it time, Cancer, and make sure you read the situation correctly. Just make sure that you don’t snip away a relationship that just needs a little healing. You love big, but you’re nobody’s fool.

  • Aquarius 10-30-23

    Oct 30, 2023… Nobody likes a two-faced lying liar who lies. There’s no denying that your gift for multitasking and complexity make you an all-around badass. The rest of the Zodiac may gravitate toward your charm & charisma, but with the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini, the temptation to stretch the truth may be in the air. Just don’t. Stick to the truth & nothing but, and skip the gossip in favor of kind words instead. Kindness will go far today where double talking will only land you in deep doodoo. Your move, Water Bearers.

  • Capricorn 10-30-23

    Oct 30, 2023… Well, hello, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide. We meet again. Okay, well, Capricorns probably won’t be running into a mad scientist with a split-personality, but thanks to the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini, you could be in for some two-faced d-bags raining on your parade. Fear not, my Goat friend, for the actions of others shan’t matter to you one bit. Try not to sweat too much over the backstabbers and double-dealing ho bags in your life. They’re not even worth the skin off your elbow! Keep grooving to your own music and tell Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hide to talk to the hand. As you were, Capricorn. As you were.

  • Sagittarius 10-30-29

    Oct 30, 2023… Dealing with two-faced, lying so-and-sos while the Moon is in Gemini? You know the type. They open their pie holes & out pop the lies. Saggy, you can be a little too trusting, and while that can get you in trouble, you’ll want to avoid going to the other extreme of trusting no one. Be smart and pay attention to your intuition. If you do, you may figure out who your real friends are — and hopefully, appreciate them rather than focusing on the haters.

  • Scorpio 10-30-29

    Oct 30, 2023… Maybe lizard people are real and they’re just all wearing disguises. Does gravity even exist? Is this all just a videogame simulation?! There are so many conspiracy theories out there and the vibes this Monday could have the smartest Scorpio feeling like perhaps everything may not be what it seems. If you’re feeling a little lost or distrusting of reality, you can always use your noggin and believe in your own superpowered intuition. In the end, the truth will set you free. Also, maybe definitely avoid drugs so that you don’t really screw up your sense of what’s real. Sorry, but no party-hardy for the Scorpster. You’ll thank me later… Just because the Moon in Taurus will be trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini, that doesn’t mean you have to totally lose your cheese and question reality as you know it. It’ll be okay. Please, no existential crises today.

  • Libra 10-30-23

    Oct 30, 2023… You know that feeling of betrayal you experienced when you found out that Santa isn’t real? Well, Libra, you could be in for some of that feeling. The vibes today could reveal lies that people have been telling you or they could shine some light on a chronic liar in your life. Pretty sucky, right? As the Scales of the Zodiac, truth and honesty tend to be very important to you. Your lesson for this day will be in learning how to forgive. Let go of anger and the feeling of betrayal that lies bring you. You’re better off, mentally and even physically, when you forgive. Remember that forgiveness isn’t really for other people, nor do you have to continue to stick around and “take it” just because you don’t hold onto anger. It’s for you.