Oct 30, 2023… Using other people isn’t expedient; it’s bull spit. Don’t make this mistake today, Virgos, while the Moon in Taurus will be trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini. Stretching the truth a little on your resume might be what’s done, but it could trip you up when you’re expected to know the things you said you did. Taking credit for someone else’s work could help you get all the praise, but it makes you a garbage human being and a poor team player. Throwing someone else under the bus could save your behind, but it’ll make you a jackass in the process. See where I’m going with this? Be steadfast in kindness, love, and gratitude today and you’ll shine like a diamond.
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Leo 10-30-23
Oct 30, 2023… Stretching the truth isn’t healthy like stretching your body is, so don’t try it at home, kids! The Moon in Taurus will trine Pluto in Cap and then move into Gemini this Monday, which means you’ll want to be careful of lies. You, Leo, may be tempted to stretch the truth yourself and honestly you’ll probs get busted. So, just don’t do it. No matter how cool you think your story would be if you just added some flair or how awesome you believe you’ll seem if you over-exaggerate your own abilities, the truth will come out. Then you, my friend, will look like a total butt. Keep it real, Lion. You and your adventures are awesome enough without having to make anything up. The real you is 100% authentically cool.
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Cancer 10-30-23
Oct 30, 2023… Cancers are often emotionally as deep as the ocean and their penchant for intuition may cause some inner and outer turmoil as the Moon conjuncts the Sun this Monday. Plus with the incoming two-faced Gemini Moon, you’ll want to be extra careful of lying, either to yourself or to others. Even little white lies and hidden truths aren’t as innocent as they seem, and honestly — you’ll probably get busted for them. Maybe not today. But eventually? For sure. The truth can accomplish so much more than lies can. Fly on higher vibes and stick with the truth, Crabby. You’ll be glad you did.
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Gemini 10-30-23
Oct 30, 2023… A scarf. A prayer flag. A cloth to wave in front of a bull. A cute shirt. There’s a lot we can do with the red flags you’ve been ignoring lately, Gemini. Known for your excellent judge of character, you could be reeling today as you count up all the red flags you tried to ignore because you didn’t want to believe that your loyalty could be squandered on people who weren’t what they seemed. The Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini could reveal the other side of people that you didn’t want to see. Use your superpower for seeing the dark and the light to recognize the truth and nurture the ones who matter most to you rather than focus on hurt feelings.
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Taurus 10-30-23
Oct 30, 2023… Ever wanted to be in a real-life murder mystery? Well, just like in the game Clue, everything may not be what it seems. The Moon in Taurus will trine Pluto in Cap and then move into Gemini, reflecting vibes of conflicting emotions and maybe even some delusions. Taurus, you’ll want to stay on your toes so that your brain doesn’t get totally scrambled. Stay grounded and trust your brain, Bull. You can think your way through the vibes and come out victorious. So, who did it? Was it the butler?
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Aries 10-30-23
Oct 30, 2023… Grab some boots because the BS might be thick on the ground today. Aries likely won’t be spreading any themselves with their high ideals, but you could seem to have your nose in the air today… because you may be judging the rest of the Zodiac for seeming two-faced. To get through the cagey vibes of the Moon in Taurus trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Gemini, trust your intuition. If something seems rotten in Denmark, go with your gut on that. But… make sure that you don’t set your expectations so high that everyone around you can only fail. Go rule the damn day, Ram!
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Pisces 10-29-23
Oct 29, 2023… Kaleidoscopes are pretty, right? Until you pull them back, and you’ve got a black eye. Don’t get punked by the Universe today, Pisces. It can be easy to get lost in your daydreams and forget that you actually have to do something make some progress, amIright? The Moon in Taurus will conjunct Uranus today, and any inaction might just back up on you like a disgusting toilet in a one-bedroom studio apartment you have to share with the world’s grossest roommate. Refusing to make a choice is still a choice, and today you’ll want to use this energy toward making progress. Remember: you are a badass. Go forth and act like it!
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Aquarius 10-28-23
Oct 29, 2023… Better grab a hazmat suit and a shield because crap will be hitting the fan today, Aquarius. The Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus could have you feeling like a hot mess. Karma may be a b*tch, and today will be about seeing what you’ve generated with your choices. To navigate these strong energetic vibes, take ownership of the issues that you can control. Your ability to see all sides will help you determine what you can and can’t control. Taking action will help remind you that the Universe never dishes out crap — just lessons that you have the power to learn or ignore. Once you climb into the driver’s seat, today will be so much easier, Water Bearer!
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Capricorn 10-29-23
Oct 29, 2023… This day could feel a lot like taking a bath in rubbing alcohol after getting paper cuts on 95% of your body. Not. Pleasant. But it doesn’t HAVE to be, Capricorn. Luckily, if you’ve stayed on top of issues and have been working to face them, you may find that this turns out better than you thought it would. However, if you’ve been avoiding things like the plague (um, literally and metaphorically this year) then, well, you’ve made your bath, now get it in it! Either way, there’s a lesson to be learned. When you decide to take control over what you CAN change, you ultimately help yourself. Show off your horns and charge at your problems, Goat.
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Sagittarius 10-29-23
Oct 29, 2023… Confucius once said, “Stop complaining about what you can’t change and get off your ass and do something about what you can.” Okay, so maybe I made that up. That’s still a solid life motto. Decisions you’ve been avoiding could show up with the consequences of any inaction today. If you’ve been working your ass off to achieve your dreams, you might start to see some rewards from your efforts. The Moon in Taurus will conjunct Uranus, and the vibes today will be all about seeing how your choices impact your life, Saggy. Courage is a strength of yours, so if you really want to make some changes, get your bravery on!
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Scorpio 10-29-23
Oct 29, 2023… Sundays are meant to be fun days, right? You may be rethinking that today, depending on how well you’ve been balancing your life and the decisions you’ve been making. Don’t worry, Scorpio, this can still be an amazing day, but the Moon in Taurus conjunct Uranus could be bringing with it the consequences of earlier decisions (no, not just the hangover from the night before either). If you’ve somehow made choices that screwed up your life and don’t love what you see, seize on your personal power to change it. “Whatever you’re not changing, you’re choosing.” Own your power, and make this day exactly what you want.
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Libra 10-29-23
Oct 29, 2023… Ever wondered what it would be like to ride to Hell in a handbasket? Well, you just may find out this Sunday, Libra, and it probably won’t be nearly as fun as you’ve imagined. The vibes today could be bringing some problems to the battlefront. Now, if you have stayed on top of your game through this screwed up year, you could just discover that this war will be easier to win than you’d imagined. But if you’ve been sticking your fingers in your years and yodeling, “LALALALA” the whole time, you’ve brought an army of mutant sharks on yourself, pal. I hope you have a handbasket at the ready! But, Scales, remember that once you put your mind to working towards a solution, not even a whole army can stop you! Are you fierce?! Hell yeah! Are you ready to get through this Sunday? Let’s fecking DO this, buddy!