Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 10-28-23

    Oct 28, 2023… Look out below, Virgo. Your fun-loving side could seriously clash with the vibes of maturity and growth this Saturday. Doing the right thing and growing up will come more easily than usual once you tap into the vibes, though, V. GET IT TOGETHER, VIRGO! GET. IT. TOGETHER. Fighting against the energies of growth will probably only end up getting you put into adult time-out of some sort (hopefully not prison, though). Let your adulty side take the wheel and see where that drives you. You may just be surprised at where it can take you.

  • Leo 10-28-23

    Oct 28, 2023… Are you ready to let loose and act like a wild child, Leo?! Well, too flipping bad. The vibes today will be all about growing up and being an adulty person. And if you’re not the adult in the room, someone else WILL be, and you could get a spanking (who knows? Maybe that’s your thing…). Still, doing right can come more easily than usual thanks to the mature energy in the air. Shake off those lower vibrations and embrace some higher thinking. All you’ll need to do is reach out and grab them.

  • Cancer 10-28-23

    Oct 28, 2023… It feels good to be right! (insert happy dance of choice here) Cancers are generally amazing at making great decisions and having excellent emotional intelligence (heck yeah, celebrate you and take a small bow). The vibes of the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and opposing the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio will be strong for adulting, learning, and decision making. Good thing you’re already good at all three, right? If you choose to take advantage of this powerful energy, you’ll keep those good vibes flowing straight into the week.

  • Gemini 10-28-23

    Oct 28, 2023… Are you ready for it? OH! Today will present to you some great vibes for learning new things. Cha-ching! Cash in on these vibes and get you some great brain stimulants in the form of Grade-A learning. If ever there were a day to get pumped up for growth and learning experiences, this could be your chance to shine bright like a diamond and unleash your inner nerd. Don’t worry about hiding your excitement underneath a cold, calculating exterior. Let your dopamine flow as you revel in the joy of learning and learning some more, Gem.

  • Taurus 10-28-23

    Oct 28, 2023… Easy peasy lemon squeezy. That’ll be the vibe today with the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and opposing the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio. At least, for you, Bull. A born master of many things, you can adult like a mofo. Now you just need to step up and get started. You’ll find it easier today to make the right choice. Trust your intuition. If you stay open, today’s energy will offer opportunities for learning and personal growth. Go get them, Taurus.

  • Aries 10-28-23

    Oct 28, 2023… Bullcrap makes great fertilizer. You may tell yourself this today when challenges present. Growth requires crap and a few tears every once in a while. Think of yourself as a seed, Ram. It may suck to feel all wet, but it helps you bloom. The energy of the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter and opposing the Sun, Mercury and Mars in Scorpio will be filled with growth potential. Learning from your experiences and using them to make better decisions will help you reach your goals. Avoid getting lost in the BS by focusing on the lesson, and you may even find that you enjoy the ride.

  • Pisces 10-27-23

    Oct 27, 2023… You may be feeling the weekend spirits, but you’ll want to focus on staying hydrated rather than day drinking, Fishy. Okay — so maybe a tiny bit of day drinking. The energy of the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron will have you feeling like you can do anything, but try to remember that while you are an absolutely beast at managing multiple projects, you don’t always finish them. You may want to get stuff done but make sure you don’t start any projects you won’t finish (hint, hint: putting together that neat gift you just opened). That could leave you feeling discouraged when today’s energy will be all about feeling righteous. Remember that good choices today will help you avoid a hellacious hangover tomorrow.

  • Aquarius 10-27-23

    Oct 27, 2023… Wow, this year has been crazy so far! With Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron, you could be feeling really energetic, which could be awesome, except also you’ll really likely be tempted to overindulge and overspend and just plain overdo it. Well, it is the weekend. If you’re going to go all in on your indulgence, be sure it is something that moves you forward rather than sets you back. Winging it may not turn out to be such a great idea, no matter how great you’re feeling from the vibes. For instance, going deep into the spirits and then drunk-dialing your work nemesis might feel good in the moment and not so great later. Could be a fantastic Friday, so lean into that vibe, do good, and be good, happy Aquarius.

  • Capricorn 10-27-23

    Oct 27, 2023… Rainbows, unicorns, sunny happy sunshine — today’s vibe will be like you swallowed the entire collection of Lisa Frank with your morning coffee. On any other day, it might trigger your own gag reflex, but with the sun shining out of your fine butt on this Friday, you likely won’t mind the invigorating happy bunny energy. The powerful vibes of the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron may have you feeling like it’ll be a good day to go all in, but you’ll need to wait just a dang minute. Instead, make sure that any decisions you make today are carefully considered against your goals. Will it move you forward or set you back? Trust your intuition on the way to making your dreams come true. Go be magical, Cap!

  • Sagittarius 10-27-23

    Oct 27, 2023… Sagittarians could be feeling like the baddest MFers this Thursday thanks to the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron. While these vibes will be great for ringing in the weekend, you’ll want to be sure to find a good place to channel them. Too much of a good thing can be really bad, Saggy. You dig me? Cool. Lunch isn’t delightful at all on its way back UP. Instead, you might try sharing your ideas, put on a brave face and deal with a problem (or person) that’s been nagging at you recently, or maybe take over the tri-state area. Try for some good old fashioned progress propelled by confidence, Sag. Who knows what you can achieve?

  • Scorpio 10-27-23

    Oct 27, 2023… Feeling spicy, Scorpster? When aren’t you? You just might feel spicy times a thousand today. And energetic. And maybe a little nosy because, let’s be honest, Scorpios love seeking out answers for things they don’t understand. That being said, you’ll want to avoid the desire to be all-knowing because you may end up prying into people’s lives and WAY overstepping your bounds. And then you might get unfriended on Facebook. Or even IRL. What a buzz kill that would be! So, enjoy the good vibes that will be coming at you and IDK maybe don’t use them to become a version of Sherlock. I know, I know: it makes the weekend parties interesting — until you’re uninvited from future ones. Sound like a plan? Sweet. Carry on, luscious Scorpster.

  • Libra 10-27-23

    Oct 27, 2023… Stepping on a freaking Lego with bare feet pales in comparison to the pain caused by seeing someone mess up your space. Remember that Lego pain when you feel tempted to mess up someone else’s good vibes. The Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron vibe today will give you a surge of energy, one you’d love to use to get stuff done, but if you forget the bigger picture of how other people could be impacted, you might inadvertently harsh someone else’s happy buzz in the process. Focus on the uplifting, Libra. Keep that spirit of generosity in your heart and show everyone else how it’s done!