Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 10-27-23

    Oct 27, 2023… Like a kitty who just got a double dose of catnip, Virgos will likely find themselves feeling energetic, wild, and jumping off of bookcases and into the TV… So, just be sure to find a good way to channel all this holiday energy. If you start a new project or invest in something new and feel the need to go all in — which you probably will because, well, you’re a Virgo — just be sure it’s something that moves you forward rather than sets you back. Other than that, enjoy the vibes and do the things that bring light to your flaming spirit. Ride into the flipping sunset, you beautiful beast, you.

  • Leo 10-27-23

    Oct 27, 2023… Imagine how excited a vampire locked in a room full of blood bags would be… Just: WOW, right? Well, just wait until you see the Leos flying on the high vibes this Friday. You, Lion, could be feeling really energetic and ready to take on the world, just be sure to find a good place to channel it. There will be so much potential for your passionate side to be used for the greater good, but your own self-interest could have you falling downhill. Channel today’s energetic vibes into useful activities. Don’t give into temptation and guzzle down the entire storage room full of blood bags, okay? Seize opportunities, not just for yourself, but for the good of those you love, too.

  • Cancer 10-27-23

    Oct 27, 2023… Deck the halls with boughs of holly, retail therapy makes you jolly… Wait! Is that not how it goes? Isn’t it only just Halloween? Buying all the things seems like the answer, right? Wrong! Buying all the things seems like a way to end up in monumental debt. Step away from the plastic. In fact, put down the fork, too, because eating all the desserts will also be a bad idea. The energy of the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron could have you bubbling with excitement, Crabby. Make the vibe work for you by focusing that energy into a positive direction — like being kind or giving back to the community. Share some of that joy outside of yourself, and I’m sure you’ll deck the halls without climbing the walls.

  • Gemini 10-27-23

    Oct 27, 2023… Today’s forecast predicts a whole lot of energy with a slight chance of overindulgence. Sure, Gemini may be brainy, but that doesn’t mean they’re immune to overdoing things and overindulging themselves. Quite the contrary. Your love of things could have you diving deep into overindulgence — and maybe getting one big hangover from it. Enjoy the energizing vibes but don’t go over the edge and down the black hole of too much goodness. Keep your goals clear at the forefront of your mind and you’ll do just fine with that secret wild side of yours. Now, that’s not to say that you shouldn’t maybe try to pamper yourself a wittle bit today. Just don’t go overboard and book an entire spa resort to yourself, right? Make these good vibes work for you so that you can get stuff done and enjoy your life in the process. Easy-peasy for the determined Twin, right?

  • Taurus 10-27-23

    Oct 27, 2023… Look, Bull, your passionate nature is just one of the many reasons people love you — but you may want to back the feck up just a little today and try to cool your jets. The Moon in Aries will conjunct Chiron, and you’ll be feeling the waves of energy for this, um, interesting weekend. Energy may be all well and good — you know, after everyone’s had coffee and a chance to wake up — but too much can come across as overbearing. I’m not saying don’t be you. Channel your energy into the things that will make your life better like tackling a goal or putting a little romance back into your relationship. Keep being passionate, wonderful you — but make that energy your b*tch today instead of the other way around.

  • Aries 10-27-23

    Oct 27, 2023… “Aries need cuddles!” If this was a sit-in, that’d be your chant, Ram. Your need for connection can be fierce, and it’s possible that you may over-do it, strangling your friends, family, and partners with all of the oodles of love and affection you want to give. No more oodles, Chicken Noodles! You may be feeling enthusiastic with the Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron, but suffocating those you love won’t help your relationships. Express your love with a healthy understanding of boundaries and personal space, and you may find you’ll get the cuddles you need without the overwhelm of oodles.

  • Pisces 10-26-23

    Oct 26, 2023… Today might feel like juggling knives, swords, and hand grenades… on a unicycle… on a flipping high wire… blindfolded. Pisces may feel like life is spinning out of control. Where did the last two years go? Are there still murder hornets? Well, you’d be right: everything is out of control. Your quick wit and ability to juggle your responsibilities will get you far, but you don’t actually control everything. Understanding what you can and can’t control won’t make you feel helpless; it’ll actually make you feel freaking powerful. Take charge of what’s in your power to change, and let the rest of that mess go.

  • Aquarius 10-26-23

    Oct 26, 2023… As twisted as the imagination of Edgar Alan Poe, Aquarians will likely feel as though they have no control today and could get super out of whack because of it. Well, WB, I don’t know which of you needs to hear this but: you don’t. You. Do. Not. Have. Control. The belief that you control things is all in your head. Really, the only thing you have control over is yourself. This may be a hard pill to swallow for the Water Bearer, but hey — at least you’re pretty sure to land on Santa’s Nice list, right? Plus, it’s a gift to figure out that not everything is your fault or responsibility. Today’s vibes will be great for learning to let go of your need for control. Try not to micromanage the holiday season. Baby steps, WB. Baby steps.

  • Capricorn 10-26-23

    Oct 26, 2023… If adulting feels like a roller coaster you never wanted to ride in the first dang place today, join the club. Well, it’s really more like a support group. Hello, I’m a Cap, and I want off this fracking ride. Same, Cap… same. Today you could be feeling like you don’t have any control over your life. No, you can’t control what life throws at you, but you sure as heck can choose what to do with it. So pull on your grownup underwear (maybe bring an extra pair for life’s unexpected twists), and figure out what you can change and what you can’t. The incoming Moon in Aries vibe could throw some surprises your way, but the day you’ll have will depend on what you do. Make it a fabulous one.

  • Sagittarius 10-26-23

    Oct 26, 2023… Blub, blub. Like a fish swimming through the ocean, minding its own damn business, KABLAM. T-boned by a submarine. What do ya know?! Well, since Sagittarians aren’t fish, the surprises in store for you this Wednesday may not be THAT dramatic, but they’ll probably keep you on your toes. Your day will turn out to be awesome sauce or total crap based on how you handle it. Even not so pleasant situations have a rainbow at the end of them, if you bother looking for them. Let your romantic, fantastical imagination be your guide today. Get to it, Saggy.

  • Scorpio 10-26-23

    Oct 26, 2023… Well, Scorpster, prepare to wake up today and get backhanded with the sudden realization that you don’t have control over a dang thing. Surprise! You do, however, have the power to control yourself. Nothing more, nothing less. On the bright side, that means the Universe can’t control you. That job’s already taken, thank you very much! So, no matter what the Universe throws at you this Thursday, step up to the plate and knock it out of the park. Don’t feel like playing baseball? You may not be able to change the game, but you sure as hell can choose to put down the bat and walk away from the diamond (or the opinionated relative). Go get a cookie or something.

  • Libra 10-26-23

    Oct 26, 2023… Do Libras like surprises? Maybe! Depends what the surprise is! Well, today could be filled with awkward little surprise moments, like a surprise birthday party for you even though it isn’t your birthday. Or getting condolence cards in the mail for your Uncle Barnabos’s passing. Like, who even has an uncle named Barnabos??? NOT YOU (PSA: Sorry if you do. Sorrier if he’s dead.). At any rate, there will likely be surprises in store, Scales. Thanks a ton, Universe! They will be good or crap based on how you handle them. Will you rage quit this day or blaze brightly with optimism? It’s all on you, buddy.