Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 10-25-23

    Oct 25, 2023… Like a fly caught in the spider’s web, Virgos could be feeling trapped and therefore, super moody and irritable. Like, have you ever seen a fly trapped in a web? They get all obnoxiously loud and buzz-buzzy and cause a big commotion until the spider finally, well, eats them. Well, V, you are both the fly and the spider. You are in charge of putting yourself out of the misery of this Wednesday. Never fear, because good vibes are here! The Moon in Pisces will be opposing Venus in Virgo and conjunct Neptune and the vibes will be all about learning and transforming. Normally, I would say don’t burn the things around you to the ground, but in the case of today, you could seriously benefit from a bonfire. Grab the matches, pile up the ole kindle, and set it on fire. Be reborn in the flames, Virgo. Burn, baby, burn. Metaphorically, of course.

  • Leo 10-25-23

    Oct 25, 2023… Sweet but psycho? Yeah, that could be a Leo tattoo. Their most emotional tendencies may even make an appearance this Wednesday as the vibes will be all about working through frustrations and moodiness. Your best bet for getting out of the vortex, Lion, will be in your ability to find a way to communicate what’s on your mind. You could even surprise yourself when you finally express your truest desires. Just remember that when searching for solutions to get out of this midweek frustration, try to avoid falling into old habits. Whatever you decide to do to shake the moodiness, try communicating your needs — to yourself or to others. Soar above the vibes and put it all out there.

  • Cancer 10-25-23

    Oct 25, 2023… Grab some duct tape and maybe some rope. Maybe some chlorofo…. Never mind! What was I saying? Oh, yeah. Skip the trip to the local hardware store (unless you’re planning something spicy for later) and focus on pulling your head out of your own backside today. You may feel moody and tempted to over-think. You may even be tempted to over-think your over-thinking. Or to lose your absolute stuffing on the people in your life, Crabby. Multitasking may be your cup of tea, but it could take more effort than usual today. Think before speaking and take the time for a little self-care to power through this day without falling into the vortex of worry. Once you get your head out of your tailbone, you may realize that your compassion for and connection with other souls will guide you if you let it.

  • Gemini 10-25-23

    Oct 25, 2023… Everything will work out as it needs to, but only after Geminis have a say in the matter. Indeed. Well, the Moon in Pisces will be opposing Venus in Virgo and conjunct Neptune, so be prepared to challenge yourself to get out of your head space. The biggest thing is that you’ll want to avoid getting stuck in old ideals. There’s great potential for progress when you learn to let go of outdated information and old beliefs that may be holding you back. Use the vibes today to overcome the thoughts of yesterday and move towards plans for the future. There’s so much yet to be accomplished, Gem!

  • Taurus 10-25-23

    Oct 25, 2023… Wednesday feels like Monday’s bratty younger sibling, am I right? Coffee may not be the only thing brewing today. The Moon in Pisces opposing Venus in Virgo and conjunct Neptune may have you feeling explosive, but blowing stuff up (metaphorically speaking) may not be the best plan of action today. Instead, use your fire to gain clarity on an issue that’s been bugging you, Bull. Wipe the day’s slate clean and try to find a new perspective. Your creativity and natural tendency toward inspiration could have you changing the whole damn game if you give them a chance to work their magic.

  • Aries 10-25-23

    Oct 25, 2023… Today, you may feel like baking a batch of shut-the-heck-upcakes to hand out to anyone who crosses your path. Aries are adept at navigating changing moods, and with the Moon in Pisces opposing Venus in Virgo and conjunct Neptune, the emotional energy will be fierce as flock. You may feel like retreating into your shell to eat all the damn cupcakes yourself until this energy passes, but the vibes will actually be great for expressing all those feels you’ll be feeling. Use your keen sense of humor and innate wisdom to say how you feel. If you do a good job, maybe reward yourself with a cupcake. The good kind.

  • Pisces 10-24-23

    Oct 24, 2023… Yeah, yeah, yeah: you’re a Boss — the Queen or King of all. At least, you could be feeling that way today. This exciting energy can be a good thing if you use it to help out a friend rather than to tell everyone how you think they should live their lives. Use today’s powerful energy to let go of worn-out ways of thinking to open up to new perspectives. Growing might feel uncomfortable, but it’s a hell of a lot better than being the belly-up Fish. You’re an Old Soul capable of great things if you’ll relax on being right — if only for today.

  • Aquarius 10-24-23

    Oct 24, 2023… Be careful not to fall off your high horse with all the excitement buzzing in the air today, Water Bearer. Your judgment and finger shaking isn’t needed, but your experiences could be helpful to someone else who’s struggling. Opening your mind rather than your mouth could help you learn something new while helping someone out. Use your excellent balance to avoid opening mouth and inserting foot. You can do it!

  • Capricorn 10-24-23

    Oct 24, 2023… Capricorns tend to be about as excited for change as most people are about a colonoscopy. Today, excitement and new feelings could be in store. While Goats often get a bit tied down by resisting change — like literally change of any type gives them indigestion — try embracing the vibes of newness. Don’t fight the vibes! Instead, embrace change. Maybe it’s about time for some growing pains. Expand your horizons! Explore new territory! Work with the vibes to grow and let go of the old and outdated. Sometimes you gotta clean out your fridge and get rid of the moldy blueberries that got shoved to the back, you know? Sure, change isn’t necessarily easy, but it can be rejuvenating and a nice “change” of pace (LOL. See what I did there?). Embrace it. Throw out the moldy fruit, Cap.

  • Sagittarius 10-24-23

    Oct 24, 2023… Every day is leg day when you run from your problems, right, Saggy? I know it’s 5 o’clock somewhere, but those pesky emotions aren’t going to go away because you’re hiding from them (or running from them, drinking them away). The Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn and trine the Sun, Mercury, and Mars in Scorpio in the sky on Tuesday will be like an emotion mirror in HD. And, frankly, you’ll look wrinkly as all hell if you don’t let loose. Try sinking into those feelings instead with music or a mood-appropriate movie. Get em out. Yell, cry, punch a pillow, or love fiercely. Get randomly kind. Whatever speaks to you. You will likely help you avoid a hell of an emotional hangover tomorrow and you might make this world a little better in the meantime.

  • Scorpio 10-24-23

    Oct 24, 2023… If someone tells you “Hey, don’t go that way. It’s dangerous!” but you’re all like “Shut up, idiot. I got this.” and then you end up sinking in quicksand in 2.5 seconds, then who’s the real idiot? Well, with the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn and trine the Sun, Mercury, and Mars in Scorpio, you could get a little too big for your britches, Scorpster. There’s a lesson for growth hidden here. Yes, Scorpios often have great intuition, but the key is to know how to tell gut feelings apart from being a stubborn, arrogant asshat. You’ve got a talent for feeling out situations and knowing things, but that doesn’t mean you aren’t subject to being absolutely, totally wrong sometimes. Keep it humble, keep it real, keep the mind open and stay chill. You’ve got this.

  • Libra 10-24-23

    Oct 24, 2023… Let them eat cake! Yes, because cake solves the problems of poverty, Antoinette. Honestly (rolls eyes)… Like Marie Antoinette, you could find yourself saying some dumb stuff as you give in to the desire to want to blindly defend your viewpoints today, Libra. Check your dogma at the door, dude. Even though you’re known for wisdom, there’s always room to improve, especially when it comes to expanding the mind. Full-frontal honesty here: you may get seriously tied down by your beliefs and are really super fixed in your opinions. Like, annoyingly so. Maybe a tad bit judgey. That may be the nature of Libra, but that doesn’t mean you can’t change things up. Make an effort today to learn something new or challenge your beliefs by speaking with people or watching videos by people who hold beliefs counter to your own. You never know what you could discover. Search on, Scales!