Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 10-24-23

    Oct 24, 2023… Karma might get all the credit for being a big B, but Virgos come in a close second when mad as a murder hornet. Today, the energy of the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn and trine the Sun, Mercury, and Mars in Scorpio will tempt you to dig in those stubborn heels in an argument, but don’t do it. You may find yourself needing to let go of an opinion you’ve been clinging to like a rock in a storm and accept that maybe you could be wrong. Isn’t that a kick in the head??? But learning something new? Could be an exciting start to a new opportunity if you open up to it. So shelve the need to hang on. Let go and see if this day offers you something new.

  • Leo 10-24-23

    Oct 24, 2023… If you go on a zipline without checking that your safety line is secure, you could be in for some trouble. Or you could have the time of your life. Leos tend towards the optimistic outcome in situations like this, but what happens when their anchors come undone? What if the entire dang zipline falls apart? The Moon in Pisces will conjunct Saturn and trine the Sun, Mercury, and Mars in Scorpio this Tuesday, which means the vibes will be about letting go of old viewpoints and outdated information. Not so tough for the Lion, right? After all, the Leo is always moving forward, aiming towards the future. Allow yourself to go through the motions in order to accept changes today, learn from them, and then make a newer, better, more secure zipline. For the hopeful, positive Lion, there will always be a new anchor to keep you steady.

  • Cancer 10-24-23

    Oct 24, 2023… If you enjoy being blindsided by exciting, new feelings that seem to come out of the blue with no warning, then you’ll definitely appreciate the vibes this Tuesday, Cancer. The Moon in Pisces will conjunct Saturn and trine the Sun, Mercury, and Mars in Scorpio. Whatever is a Crab to do with such changes? Embrace them, of course. Cancers will navigate any dang thing the sea of life throws at them like a seasoned captain. No matter what the Universe throws at you, you come back at it even stronger, usually with a middle finger salute to boot. You’ve got this, and you really don’t need me to tell you that, Cancer.

  • Gemini 10-24-23

    Oct 24, 2023… Remembering old traumas is about as fun as a barrel full of monkeys, if the monkeys are dead and the barrel is covered in poison spikes. The Moon in Pisces will conjunct Saturn and trine the Sun, Mercury, and Mars in Scorpio, and it could be great for teachable moments. More specifically, you could use some of your personal struggles to help someone else. Old traumas could be resurfacing, but instead of breaking down and breaking stuff because of the pain, you can use your analyzer ability to look at the old pain in a new light. You may get to help someone, which is a secret passion of Gemini (shhh, we won’t tell anyone your little secret). Use the vibes today and your superpower of self-improvement to help others deal with their own spikey barrels of dead monkeys. (Note: no monkeys were harmed in the making of this horoscope.)

  • Taurus 10-24-23

    Oct 24, 2023… All-wise and all-knowing may be your shtick, Taurus, but expect the rest of the Zodiac to tell you to, um, shtick it up your tail if you wade in today with advice without waiting to be asked. Your natural charm and charisma might have them biting their tongue, but trust me when I say they’ll probably be biting down on the f-bomb they want to let loose when you think you know their lives better than they do. With the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn and trine the Sun, Mercury, and Mars in Scorpio, you might be tempted to double down on your strong opinions and general know-it-all and can do it better energy, but if you use this day’s energy to listen and learn rather than advise and convince, you’ll have the kind of balanced day where no one will be tempted to tell you to go smudge yourself. They’ll be too busy appreciating your epic ability to listen and empathize.

  • Aries 10-24-23

    Oct 24, 2023… You know how having an ass is fine but showing it to everyone else is most decidedly not? Yeah, it’s cool that you have strong values. Yay you. Shoving them down other people’s throats? Not cool at all. But you know that. Still, with the Moon in Pisces conjunct Saturn and trine the Sun, Mercury, and Mars in Scorpio, you may unconsciously be feeling like you personally poop rainbows and sneeze shooting stars. With that in mind, checking your pride will help you help other people AND yourself. Seeing someone else’s perspective will likely help you feel more compassionate. It may also help you figure out a way to use your own experiences to help, something an Aries is almost always keen to do.

  • Pisces 10-23-23

    Oct 23, 2023… Hands off the matches today, Pisces. Burning it all down, metaphorically-speaking, might seem like a good idea at the time. Then come the regrets! Avoid that whole clusterflock by focusing on wrapping up old projects, getting closure, and generally avoiding impulses. Your sensitive side might lean toward a new (and pretty) distraction, but the Moon in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus this Monday vibe will serve you better if you deal with old baggage first. You’ve got this.

  • Aquarius 10-23-23

    Oct 23, 2023… If you’re starting the day with a big milky bowl of oh heck no, you are not alone! The Moon in Aquarius will square Uranus in Taurus this Monday, and the shifts in energy could reflect thoughts and feelings that can be difficult to balance. Wrapping up old projects and dealing with unfinished business could help you sort through the muddle and come out ahead. Avoiding impulses may annoy your need for action but appeal to your need for balance. Stick with the balance, Water Bearer. You’re gonna need it!

  • Capricorn 10-22-23

    Oct 23, 2023… Capricorns are usually peace-lovers — fighting only for power and prosperity. Until you make them angry. Then? Run far, far away, dude. The vibes surrounding Caps will be all about emotions and higher thinking. While that’s great, it could also lead to rash decisions, so stay cool. An angry Goat isn’t exactly a chill creature who thinks before acting. Honestly, orange is not the new black and it’s usually not a good color on a Capricorn, so committing murder in a fit of rage will be off the table today. Sorry! On the other side of things, positive emotions and inspired ideas can be great guides for doing good deeds and being a positive force in the world.

  • Sagittarius 10-23-23

    Oct 23, 2023… Heeeerrrrreeee’s Saggy! Slow down there, buddy. Don’t go trying to bust your way into a solution. Today will not the day for rash decisions — but for working through old problems to gain new perspective. It may feel like one step forward, three steps back, but addressing old baggage will help keep you from lugging it forward. It could be a weight off if you deal with it while the energy is ideal rather than ignoring it for another day.

  • Scorpio 10-23-23

    Oct 23, 2023… Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth! The Moon in Aquarius will square Uranus in Taurus this Monday, which means the vibes surrounding you will be chock full of emotional thinking. If someone’s causing you pain, you may need to take a step back from them for a hot second and reevaluate things or have a heart-to-heart with them, whatever best meets your emotional needs. If you’re feeling stressed out of your mind, try some meditation techniques to let go of anxieties. And, of course, if the overall feel of your Monday is positive, then rejoice in the joy. Don’t question why you’re feeling good. Whatever the day may bring, your mind and your emotions will be closely linked so use the vibes to make the best of things. You’re a rockstar of awesome sauce and I believe in you, Scorpster.

  • Libra 10-23-23

    Oct 23, 2023… Well, Libra, the Moon in Aquarius will square Uranus in Taurus this Monday. That might sound like a cluster-fluff, but the day will be what you make of it, Scales. Your feelings and thoughts will likely jive better today than usual, but you’ll want to be careful about not making rash decisions and going overboard like throwing glitter on everything just to see it sparkle (um, literally or metaphorically). Keep your brain close to your heart, but don’t let negative emotions rule your actions. Make way for some good times and great vibes, Libras!