Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 10-23-23

    Oct 23, 2023… Rollercoasters without seatbelts. Skydiving without a parachute. Today’s absolute cluster-fluff of feels will come in with the Moon in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus. Heck to no way! Your goal-oriented heart will take comfort in hitting the restart button on the day and trying to navigate it without messy, sticky, ooey-gooey emotions. Focus on small steps and solutions for old problems rather than trying to tackle every home project in a day or writing an entire book on your lunch break. One step at a time, virtuous Virgo. You’ll get where you’re going all the same.

  • Leo 10-23-23

    Oct 23, 2023… Are you feeling itchy today? That’s not from poison ivy, Leo! Well, it might be. I don’t know what you’ve been doing recently. But the itchy feeling I’m talking about is because you’ve probs got some unresolved stuff to deal with. The Moon in Aquarius will square Uranus in Taurus this Monday, revving up emotional thinking, including that irritability Lions often feel when they’re bored or have the sensation of being trapped. Whatever’s been eating at you and making you feel weighed down, use the energies today and your penchant for thinking up solutions to cut yourself free from the net of any unresolved problems. What are you waiting for? Have at it!

  • Cancer 10-23-23

    Oct 23, 2023… Emotional thinking? Check. Tendency to do things with deep intentions? Check. Going too far? Let’s not, Crab. Okay, so, the Moon in Aquarius will square Uranus in Taurus. Your emotions and thoughts will likely jive really well today, but that comes with a huge warning of don’t lose your dang temper, which can cause a bad day for just about everyone within a mile radius of the nuclear meltdown. Fortunately, you also have a great gift for working out solutions and figuring out how to get what you want. Use those qualities to your advantage this Monday and make good things happen! Cancer, there’s nothing you can’t accomplish once you put your mind and your passions into it.

  • Gemini 10-23-23

    Oct 23, 2023… Want to know a secret? Well, yeah, everyone wants to hear a secret. Gossip is fun, right? Um, no, Twin! Gossip is ugly, and ugly doesn’t look good on you, Gem. Even when you think it’s harmless, a good rule of thumb is not to say anything behind anyone’s back you wouldn’t straight up say to their face. Avoiding gossip will help you get through the strong emotional energy surging in the air around you today with the Moon in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus. Not only will you sidestep the bs and drama, you’ll also feel better about yourself. You’ll want to avoid any rash decisions today and may want to concentrate on resolving old relationship drama before even thinking of getting wrapped up in new ones.

  • Taurus 10-23-23

    Oct 23, 2023… With the vibes floating in the air today, you could feel like it’s hella hard to get ahead. Maybe it’s work-related. Perhaps chores at home have been piling up. Possible literally anything that’s been building up could make you feel like you’re drowning, Taurus. Well, here’s a pair of floaties for you: take care of the old stuff. Don’t start something new until you’ve made progress on what’s already on your plate. Make lists of things that need to get done. Take it one step at a time. Little by little, you’ll take care of what needs to get done. It might take a few tries and some brainstorming, but you’ll get through the funk. Panic of drowning alleviated? Great, get back to swimming, Bulls.

  • Aries 10-23-23

    Oct 23, 2023… Buying a lottery ticket could be cool, but sending your boss an email saying they can go you-know-what themselves on the off-chance you’re the next mega millionaire might not make you the sharpest knife in the drawer. The Moon in Aquarius square Uranus in Taurus could reflect people being deep in the feels today, which is why you’ll want to avoid impulsive decisions. Focus these powerful vibes on getting closure, tying up loose ends, and being the calm leader we know you can be. The lottery fantasy will keep.

  • Pisces 10-22-23

    Oct 22, 2023… A little whipped cream and your deep imagination could go a long way today. You’re going to want to ride something (or someone) other than this wave of emotions coming in. Yeah, I said what I said, Pisces! So fly your freak flag high and get your weird on. It’s Spicy Sunday right?? If that’s not a thing, it should be. Go do you (or whomever else; I’m not judging).

  • Aquarius 10-22-23

    Oct 22, 2023… Buckle up, buttercup. The Moon in Aquarius will square Mars in Scorpio, and today might feel a little like riding an emotional roller coaster without a seatbelt. Your instinct will likely be to get off the ride, but there’s no hiding from your problems today. Instead, focus on self-care. Drink more water. Meditate. Go to bed early. Finding a way to communicate how you feel (yeah, yikes, but do it anyway!) will be your best bet for getting through the day (and off the ride) in style. You won’t even be dizzy. Just your awesome self, Water Bearer.

  • Capricorn 10-22-23

    Oct 22, 2023… “Pour some sugar on me!” That’s not just a rocking 80s song, it’s also a Capricorn’s wildest fantasy. Mixing food with pleasure? Heck to the yes. Okay — so your real wildest fantasy serves up both on your desk as CEO. Yum! See, Capricorns aren’t always all about the work — you need to give into your earthy nature from time to time. With the spicy vibes that will be floating in the air today, things could get a little, well, hot. Whether you’re tango-ing with two, partying with several others, or dancing by yourself, you deserve to enjoy some pleasure. It’s actually a great stress relief! The vibes are in your favor, Cap.

  • Sagittarius 10-22-23

    Oct 22, 2023… Sagittarians should be prepared with duct tape to get through this day. Ideal placement? Your big mouth. LOL While we can all appreciate a wicked sense of humor, you may want to think rather than say the smart ass comments that you could find springing to your lips. If you can break through any emotional constipation (and the duct tape), it will likely be an amazing vibe to express your emotions more easily, though… so let THAT fly. Just try to leave the sarcasm at home and use that fire for loving, passionate words and you’ll find this can be a Sunday for the history books.

  • Scorpio 10-22-23

    Oct 22, 2023… Well flick me to Heck in a handbasket, this emotional BS is getting old. The Moon in Aquarius square Mars in Scorpio this Saturday. Talk about an emotional rollercoaster. But you know what else is in the air? Spicy stuff. And there is nothing quite like letting loose to de-stress. Whatever your needs may be today, listen to what your body is craving and give yourself the gift of fulfilling your desires (Unless you’re craving murder. That’s not cool, dude). Emotions aren’t just for struggling and crying yourself to sleep. Even if you don’t have a “special someone” to share the experience with or aren’t into the spicy stuff, the vibe will still be awesome for embracing all that is unique about you. Do what Scorpios do best: let your imagination run wild.

  • Libra 10-20-23

    Oct 22, 2023… Scales, today’s vibes will promote intuition to come more easily. That means that you, dear Libra, can be the perfect person for helping others and dealing out advice like the Oracle of Delphi. Well, maybe try to be less cryptic than an oracle. Fulfill your desire for being friendly and a good advice-giver. Whether you’re talking to people face-to-face or interacting with others online, you can use today’s vibes to be a guide, a teacher, and, above all else, a friend. If things seem to be getting too emotional, it’s okay to take a step back and give yourself some space from other people’s issues. That’s a form of self-care. Maybe you need to be your own best friend today? Well, whether you’re intuitively helping yourself or assisting others, tickle someone’s tummy (with consent, of course)!