Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 10-20-23

    Oct 22, 2023… What in the flying squirrel is going on? Careful there. Back slowly away from all the feels. Virgos can be mistaken for cold, but they’ve got hidden depths. Your loyalty makes you a fantastic friend, but that doesn’t mean you love the drama. With the Moon in Aquarius square Mars in Scorpio, your intuition will have you steering clear of overly emotional situations with the adaptability we’ve come to expect from our Virgo friends. Side-stepping the drama, and the bs that comes with it, will only serve to strengthen your relationships. You’ll want to be careful of giving unsolicited advice, and the strong intuitive vibes today could be better used for solving your own problems rather than getting into someone else’s.

  • Leo 10-22-23

    Oct 22, 2023… Notch your bow and aim for the sweet spot — you know exactly what sweet spot I’m talking about. Leos are constantly searching for interesting things that stimulate them, and that can easily seep into their love life. The Moon in Aquarius will square Mars in Scorpio and the vibes will be a little (or a lot) spicy. So, Lion, if you’ve been interested in exploring new territory with yourself and your partner, if you have one, today’s vibes will be on your side. Passion will be in the air and exploration has always been in the Leo’s heart, so why not mix the two and discover something new about your own desires? Even if your desires aren’t red hot, following the wild, weird and wonderful can still be on the menu for you today.

  • Cancer 10-22-23

    Oct 22, 2023… As the sign that is all about howling at the Moon, Cancers are bound to have a little spice in their closet and the vibes today are perfect for letting out your desires. Whether you’re into role play, Furries, or have some other deep desire, use today’s energies to explore yourself (and your partner(s), if you have someone). Just, maybe don’t do those things in public places or near schools or at the park in broad daylight. Otherwise, you’ll feel free to be the spicy being you are — and not because the Universe says so! But because you give yourself that permission. Be you, in all the ways that make you you. Get your hot on, Cancer.

  • Gemini 10-22-23

    Oct 22, 2023… A little Marvin Gaye and a little whipped cream… could go a long way today (wink, wink). But the energy will be good for more than just getting it on, Twin. Wait–that sounded dirtier than I intended. Your deep need for intimate connection will get a major power boost today. Use the sensual vibes to create the right mood for getting closer to the ones you love. The strong intuitive energy of the Moon in Aquarius square Mars in Scorpio could help strengthen all your relationships when you put a little energy and attention into them. Casual, committed or totally platonic, the emotions will be strong, and a little added attention and appreciation could go a long way to building connections.

  • Taurus 10-22-23

    Oct 22, 2023… “I am happy. Can’t you see I’m smiling?” Yeah, Bull’s facial expressions (a little RBF, maybe?) can cause some issues. And yet, the Taurus often feels very deeply (on the inside). Today’s energies will likely bring out the intuitive, emotional side of Taurus, which honestly isn’t a bad thing. Secretly, you rejoice in being able to help others, whether that’s feeding stray animals, helping out strangers, or giving advice to a friend in need. Use the vibes to open your mind and listen to your intuition. Your soul has the answers you seek. Show this cruel, unforgiving Universe what a helping hand looks like!

  • Aries 10-22-23

    Oct 22, 2023… Whipped cream, check. Safe word, check. Whips and chains, check. Wait! That’s not your grocery list! Today’s Moon in Aquarius square Mars in Scorpio vibes will be all kinds of spicy — and the energy will have you thinking of all the things (people?) you’d like to do. It will also be great for just living out loud and as weird as you’d like if you’re not into the sexy stuff. Your fierce, take-charge attitude could be a welcome addition on this day; just add whipped cream.

  • Pisces 10-21-23

    Oct 21, 2023… Your quick wit could lean toward just looking like you’re an epic smarty pants today, Pisces. While you think you’re funny (and sometimes you truly are!), this energy will likely be better used harnessing your wicked sense of humor for problem solving than getting jabs at your pals. The Moon in Cap will conjunct Pluto, trine Uranus in Taurus and square the Sun and Mercury in Libra — and will reflect a fantastic vibe for a creative twist and for communicating your emotions with a little more clarity than usual. Your thoughts might be racing even faster than your mouth, so work in a little self-care before the day is done and you’ll nail this.

  • Aquarius 10-21-23

    Oct 21, 2023… Don’t stand in an Aquarian’s way today or you could get trampled. Generally, Aquarians are kind, easy-going people, but when provoked they will run you over the nearest cliff. This could be a really garbage vibe to get on a Water Bearer’s bad side, as their emotions may be heightened as the Moon in Cap conjuncts Pluto, trines Uranus in Taurus and squares the Sun and Mercury in Libra. WB, you won’t necessarily end up trampling anyone today. Work to keep your volcano of anger deep under the surface in check, and you can get through this day without hurting anyone. You have the strength to keep the secret magma inside you from bubbling out of control.

  • Capricorn 10-21-23

    Oct 21, 2023… Snap! That could be the sound of you finally losing your ship if you don’t take charge of your impulses today. Your nature to climb to the top is awesome — except when you’re playing with fire and burning everything to the ground. Energy will be shifting as the Moon in Cap will conjunct Pluto, trine Uranus in Taurus and square the Sun and Mercury in Libra today, and your boundaries could crumble far too easily if you abandon restraint in favor of indulging the more unruly side of your passions. Love yourself? Yes! Trust yourself with this crazy energy? Maybe not so much. Take it easy and embrace the shift!

  • Sagittarius 10-21-23

    Oct 21, 2023… Shots, shot, shots, everybodyyy — except not today. The Moon in Cap will conjunct Pluto, trine Uranus in Taurus and square the Sun and Mercury in Libra, and the already brilliant Sagittarians could face some serious extra baggage. Don’t drink too much today, as they will go down waaaaay too easy. You’ll benefit from actively seeking out healthy ways to decompress and destress that don’t end in a 4 am walk of shame. Let the energies fill you with insight into your needs today, whether that’s a warm bubble bath or an extra chocolate chip cookie for dessert. Self-care will be key to getting through today on a positive wave.

  • Scorpio 10-21-23

    Oct 21, 2023… Time to make like chocolate and melt away, Scorpio. The Moon in Cap will conjunct Pluto, trine Uranus in Taurus and square the Sun and Mercury in Libra, which means you could be left wondering what in the flying flipping frog is even going on. That could also spell trouble in the form of over exhaustion. Let yourself relax today and lend yourself to some extra self-care. You deserve a little something for yourself today, even if it is just some time for you to fly free.

  • Libra 10-21-23

    Oct 21, 2023… Prepare for another bizarrely emotional vibe, Scales, and know that your practicality may just help you enjoy the day while other signs are trying to find a foothold. Ever steady and ready, Virgos thrive on order. Knowing a shift into feeling all the things is dead ahead, as the Moon in Cap will conjunct Pluto, trine Uranus in Taurus and square the Sun and Mercury in Libra. You may be best served to come up with a plan of action. Planning to serve up plenty of self-care with a side of boundaries could benefit you today. Keep your secrets and deal with your feelings in the methodical way you prefer, with liberal doses of me-time thrown in. If anyone’s got this, it’s you, Libra.