Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 11-4-23

    Nov 4, 2023… Hide your children! Hide your wives! Hell — hide your husbands! Virgos could be seriously irritable this Saturday, which means they’ll likely roar anything that dares to be even slightly annoying (AKA everything near them). And when an enraged Virgo appears, look out! Now, V, don’t get ticked at me for saying this, but try to chill. Don’t let the emotional vibes seep through your pores and dampen your sunshine. This Moon in Leo square the Sun in Scorpio and Jupiter in Taurus can make for a great vibe for you… if you just let the feelings flow. Now get on out there and shine!

  • Leo 11-4-23

    Nov 4, 2023… Leo, you could be a moody little lion cub this Saturday as the vibes bring on an onslaught of conflicting emotions. Instead of giving into any low creepy-crawly tendencies, rise up and overcome that crap. You’ve got your life to live, a world to inspire with your passionate awesomeness, and you aren’t about to let the Universe screw up your day. Right? Right. A great day will be only a positive mindset away, because as long as you don’t fight the feelings, hey can flow pretty easily.

  • Cancer 11-4-23

    Nov 4, 2023… Hold on to your hats because this day could be like riding a rollercoaster… if the rollercoaster was on fire and all the seatbelts were broken. The Moon will be in Leo square the Sun in Scorpio and Jupiter in Taurus, and all the feels could have you deep in a mood. Focus on communicating your feelings and shifting your perspective to bring the balance you love back into the day. A simple perspective shift could have you feeling like the roller coaster is more virtual reality than reality, meaning you can get off the damn thing any time you want, Cancer.

  • Gemini 11-4-23

    Nov 4, 2023… If you’re ducking under the bed and seeking to be MIA today, don’t be too surprised. There will be emotional vibes all up in the air today and Gems will probably be in hiding and waiting this mess out. Don’t miss out on life, Twins! You can overcome the emotional energies by focusing on new ways to express yourself. You are more prepared to deal with emotions than you believe, I promise. Show the Universe what you’re really made of. Take on this day and its emotionally charged vibes! Go get em, Gemini!

  • Taurus 11-4-23

    Nov 4, 2023… Moody and broody? Pull your head out of your booty, Bull. Bwahahaha! With the Moon in Leo square the Sun in Scorpio and Jupiter in Taurus you may not be in the mood for nonsense. Instead, you could be grappling with conflicting emotions. Be sure to dial back the judgment — of yourself and others — and give yourself space to process and heal. Feeling tongue-tied? Write, paint, or even sing out those feels until your head pops free from the place where the sun don’t shine and you can breathe again. This vibe be fantastic for people who are willing to embrace the feels!

  • Aries 11-4-23

    Nov 4, 2023… Is Salty Saturday a thing? Asking for a friend. The Moon will be hanging out in Leo square the Sun in Scorpio and Jupiter in Taurus. Moody vibes will come in like the wave you weren’t expecting because you were too busy taking a selfie. It could knock you on your butt and steal your swimsuit — leaving you feeling exposed. The vibes could make communication as raw as sand on your now-sunburned backside. Rather than getting swept away with the feels, focus on expressing yourself. Just don’t turn into the over-eager octopus suffocating friends with your feels. Take turns sharing, allow for personal space, and anchor yourself knowing that the moods that knock you on your rear will dissipate when you take charge of the situation, Ram!

  • Pisces 11-3-23

    Nov 3, 2023… Getting closer to saying Buh-Bye to 2023 may seem satisfying… until you realize that the Universe lined up more lessons for you to learn today. Oh, Fishy, I know you cringe at even the thought of compromise, but tempers could flare today if you refuse to at least consider anyone else’s point of view. With the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap and trine Neptune in Pisces, you could have better luck than you may have had recently, but you still may need to learn to bend a little — not with your values and standards but with working with others to solve problems. Use the ease of communication to help connect and work with other people for an amazing all-around day.

  • Aquarius 11-3-23

    Nov 3, 2023… With some serious side eye and an intent to headbutt people off your path… yep, totally sounds like an Aquarius. With the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap and trine Neptune in Pisces, the otherwise chill Aquarians could be a little riled up and tempers could flare over silly disagreements about opinions that don’t actually matter. If you feel the heat rising in the back of your throat or find yourself getting ready to headbutt someone to kingdom come, take a moment to pause and think: Is the issue really worth the effort? Is this how I really want to start November? (Spoilers: Not worth it. Go be awesome instead!)

  • Capricorn 11-3-23

    Nov 3, 2023… To throat punch or not to throat punch — that’s the real question, Cap. Try not to lose your cool when someone else’s opinions butt up against your own as the Moon in Cancer will be opposing Pluto in Cap and trine Neptune in Pisces. Say no to throat punching, but maybe get some balance with a simple meditation. Being assertive is great, but crossing over into aggression will just tick off everyone else and make it impossible for them to really hear you out. This vibe will be good for your luck to start changing for the better. You’ve got this.

  • Sagittarius 11-3-23

    Nov 3, 2023… Well, Saggy, what can I say? The Universe may decide to give you a little break as the vibes from the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap and trine Neptune in Pisces will surround you with clarity and better communication. Don’t question it. Just go with the flow this time around. Don’t put your hand in the gift horse’s mouth, you know? Enjoy the good vibes and use them to your advantage this Friday. Some clarity combined with your natural intuitive powers may be just the ticket to helping yourself or someone else. Sag, you could be someone’s superhero today. But no pressure. You just do you and use the vibes to make some good times, okay? You got this in the bag, Boo.

  • Scorpio 11-3-23

    Nov 3, 2023… Hold your horses, Scorpio. The Moon in Cancer will be opposing Pluto in Cap and trine Neptune in Pisces, which means the vibes could tempt you into being extra assertive with your ridiculously strong personal opinions. Pouring out some truth is generally good, yes. Agreed. BUT you might get truth confused with opinion. Grab the olive branch, Scorpster, rather than picking on the lesser-minded like a playground bully. The world will be better off that way, and so will you. Because those little kids on the playground have older siblings who could literally put you in the flipping hospital. Keep it chill, shine bright, and rock on.

  • Libra 11-3-23

    Nov 3, 2023… Digging in your heels could have you toppling over on your tail or falling flat on your pretty face. There’s nothing cute about starting verbal fisticuffs over a difference in opinion. Telling someone to die mad about it might make you feel good for a hot minute, but when tempers cool, the relationship could be damaged. We’ve got a Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap and trine Neptune in Pisces, but that doesn’t mean you should pick fights in anticipation of winning them. For an easier day, speak clearly, but avoid the knee-jerk desire to assert your will over other people. Let them do them, you do you, and you’ll own the start of this month like the boss you are, Libra!