Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 9-15-23

    Sep 15, 2023… Wot in tarnation? Virgo, I do declare that these here incoming vibes will be absolutely against anything interesting! That is, the Moon in Virgo will be opposing Neptune in Pisces, trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Libra. Unfortunately, it could be all too easy to resist the weird and wonderful, but giving these things a try could be helpful. What problem can withstand an out-of-the-box solution? Not many! Exactly. So, toss the cruddy vibes into a nearby ravine and get on your strange creativity. Have fun, V.

  • Leo 9-15-23

    Sep 15, 2023… Welcome to freaky Friday, Leo, where weird ideas will totally rule! Don’t worry; you just might love it. With a Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces, trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Libra, the vibe may be out there, but you could find it inspiring. Your creative mojo could get right to work making weird ideas work, and you won’t even mind sharing the credit (with your help generously acknowledged). So, fly your freaky flags, walk whatever weird way you want, and enjoy this fun slide into the weekend, Lion.

  • Cancer 9-15-23

    Sep 15, 2023… “Because I said so” might be the reason that wants to fly out of your mouth today, Cancer, with a Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces, trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Libra. But your most stubborn self might not be your highest self. A hard pass might be your go-to when wacky ideas come up, but today you might actually see the wisdom of an out-of-the-box idea if you give it a chance. With your empathy and wisdom, you could take an out-there idea and make it work — but first you’ve got to check the impulse to dismiss it, Crabby.

  • Gemini 9-15-23

    Sep 15, 2023… Good thing your mind’s as bendy as a double-jointed contortionist, Gemini, because today that flexibility might come in handy with a Moon in Virgo opposing Neptune in Pisces, trine Pluto in Cap and then moving into Libra. Weird ideas might suddenly be getting your actual consideration. Keeping an open mind might help you see that the best way to handle something might not be the usual way. You’ll love getting to stretch your brain around a problem to solve it, and you’ll look hot doing it, Gemini.

  • Taurus 9-15-23

    Sep 15, 2023… Ohhh, you’re not gonna want to miss this. Actually, maybe you will. Taurus, this Friday the Moon in Virgo will oppose Neptune in Pisces, trine Pluto in Cap and then move into Libra and the resulting vibes will roll against unique and strange things. If you find yourself opposed to ideas or thoughts that seem weird or out of the ordinary, have a second look. Don’t discard something because it seems odd because such things could actually be quite handy. Give it a shot, Bull.

  • Aries 9-15-23

    Sep 15, 2023… Streaking, impulse shopping, drunk dialing your boss — all classic bad ideas, Aries. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t consider good ideas that might come out of left field. The energy may stir up some different ideas. Maybe they’re counter-intuitive or just not the way you wanted something done, but don’t dismiss anything that doesn’t fall under your preconceived ideas. If you open up to the day’s vibe, you might find a new outlook to be refreshing, ravishing Ram!

  • Pisces 9-14-23

    Sep 14, 2023… Your spicy mind and your loving heart may be fighting it out today like an enemies-turned-lovers story. Will you get messy or follow your heart? That’s the question. You could be torn between the two — and you might want to have your “cake” and eat it too (mind out of the gutter, please and thank you), but you also have to consider the old adage, “the heart wants what the heart wants”. Ugh! Major bummer trying to decide! But you’ve got the smarts to figure it out — and the wisdom to know that you can’t always have it all (but you do get to decide what’s right for you).

  • Aquarius 9-14-23

    Sep 14, 2023… Ever been naked, drunk, and lost in a corn maze? Oh, me neither. Totally don’t know what that’s like at all. Corn isn’t even REMOTELY itchy when you fall into it. Anyway, you might be feeling a little this way with a Moon in Virgo conjunct the Sun and trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus. I mean, probably not itchy. But wanting to get naked and make poor choices? Totally possible. Or not. Basically, it could be hella confusing with your heart wanting one thing and your head wanting something totally bad for you. You might not find yourself running naked through a corn maze (best not, gets chilly), but you might feel totally turned around. While you might be able to think your way out of nearly anything, today you might be experiencing a heavy dose of feeling your way through it, too.

  • Capricorn 9-14-23

    Sep 14, 2023… You can try to schedule your feelings for later, Cap, but it might not work that way. Of course, the things you feel, you feel deeply, and today’s Moon in Virgo conjunct the Sun and trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus could have you torn between what your heart wants — and what your libido prefers. That sounds like a real pickle! But if you can figure out what you know you want at a deeper level, this day could really tickle that pickle, happy Cappy.

  • Sagittarius 9-14-23

    Sep 14, 2023… Let’s get ready to rumble! Saggy, I hope you enjoy wrestling with yourself. This Thursday thoughtful, heartfelt ideas may go against passionate instincts as the Moon in Virgo will be conjunct the Sun and trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus. Who will win? You, of course. Even surrounded by the incoming confusing, complicated energies, you’ll know what you truly want. Just look inside. What will delight you now and what will bring long-term happiness? Is a compromise possible? You know the answer, Archer.

  • Scorpio 9-14-23

    Sep 14, 2023… High flying Phoenix or low lying Scorpion? The choice is yours, Scorpio. Even today. The Moon in Virgo conjunct the Sun and trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus shall encourage thoughtfulness and heart to be at odds with hedonistic impulses. You could swing high, but sometimes it seems easier to go low. Decisions, decisions. If things get too complicated, take a beat and look within. You know inside what will bring you peace. Seek it out (from within).

  • Libra 9-14-23

    Sep 14, 2023… If we’re talking body, you’ve got a perfect one — oh, but if we’re talking heart, then I just don’t know. I’m CoNfLiCtEd. Libra, today the Moon in Virgo will conjunct the Sun and trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus. In other words, there could be a heavy vibe of heart versus personal drive hanging around. This energy will only rule and confuse you if you let it, though. You can take charge and choose which route you want to take, because inside you know what you truly desire. You got this.