Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 9-14-23

    Sep 14, 2023… A seesaw wouldn’t be much fun if it didn’t actually move, Virgo. The ups and downs are a part of it — just like they’re a part of life. Perfect balance might be your sweet spot, but sometimes, you might need to make an actual, you know, DECISION. The thing where you pick one thing and not the other. With the vibe today, you might be tempted to sit between two decisions and stubbornly refuse to choose. What you want and what you need might not be the same thing. You already know what you need, but you just might be ignoring it. If you can listen to that, this day could go from stuck to stellar.

  • Leo 9-14-23

    Sep 14, 2023… Don’t throw away this whole Thursday, Leo. That might be a little dramatic, even for you, cupcake. With a Moon in Virgo conjunct the Sun and trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus, your heart might want what it wants — in direct opposition to what your head might be saying. One might speak louder, but if you pay attention, you’ll realize you already know what you really want. Do that, and don’t feel like you have to throw the whole day away just because of one little (or not so little) decision, Lion.

  • Cancer 9-14-23

    Sep 14, 2023… You might not be Moana, but you do know the way, Crabby. Though the Moon in Virgo will be conjunct the Sun and trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus, all of which will encourage emotions to be at odds with your impulses, you’ll find that the vibes have nothing on you. No, really. You know what you want inside. Don’t let the Universe play head games with you. Moderation and compromise could help if you’re really feeling stuck. Like, a little indulgence could be a good pick-me-up. Have at it!

  • Gemini 9-14-23

    Sep 14, 2023… My wallet is like an onion. When I peel it open, I cry. And that, Gem, is why I don’t impulse buy anymore. Speaking of, you could find that impulses clash with heart and head today thanks to the vibe today. While at first glance, it could seem like you can’t reconcile the drive for instant gratification with thoughtful, long-term happiness, that could be an illusion. Find balance between the two or just ask yourself what you really desire. Own this day!

  • Taurus 9-14-23

    Sep 14, 2023… Tell me what you want, what you — I DON’T KNOW. Taurus, this Thursday the Moon in Virgo will be conjunct the Sun and trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus. Whoo! Except not whoo. The head and heartfelt passion may be in opposition. For the singles out there, this could mean feeling torn about any old thing. Keep in mind, you know inside what you want. At the risk of sounding cliché, listen to your heart. It knows the way, Bull.

  • Aries 9-14-23

    Sep 14, 2023… Have you ever felt that moment when your head and your heart are totally in sync? Um, that day won’t be today, sweet cheeks — not with a Moon in Virgo conjunct the Sun and trine Jupiter and Uranus in Taurus. The whole vibe could have your heart warring with your head, your drive, everything! It could have you all mixed up, Aries, and you might want to check your impulses today. If you can manage to quiet all the noise, you’ll likely find that you really already know what you want. You just have to chill enough to remind yourself of that and then go for it. You do you, ravishing Ram.

  • Pisces 9-13-23

    Sep 13, 2023… Sometimes dealing with daily duties feels like fighting the Hydra. Chop off one head, and several more rear their ugly mugs. Pisces, don’t let that get ya down! There shall be lots of regenerative and mature energies incoming that you could channel for thoughtfully kicking ash and taking care of business. You might also benefit from a little healing or self-care in between the productivity, which could be where the regeneration vibes come in. Have at it, Fishes.

  • Aquarius 9-13-23

    Sep 13, 2023… To-do list to-got you down, Aquarius? The weight of everyday need-to-dos can be a heavy one, but adulting and productivity will be promoted by the vibes, and today’s major energies will be about adulting to the max. Getting stuff done and burning through the necessary workload may be easier than usual, but you try to shake things up by adding some fun or chilling in between tasks. That could reduce your burnout risk. You got this, Water Bearer.

  • Capricorn 9-13-23

    Sep 13, 2023… Making power moves? That’s just a Cap being a Cap. But today might give you an extra punch of maturity mixed with mega-style with the Moon in Virgo conjunct Mercury and opposing Saturn in Pisces. You’ll dig the adulting, but you might do it with extra flair, making this day your own. I’d tell you to Boss Up, but I know you’re already on that, GOAT.

  • Sagittarius 9-13-23

    Sep 13, 2023… If you wanna start stuff, you’ve come to the right Wednesday, Saggy. You could also finish stuff, too! The Moon in Virgo will conjunct Mercury and oppose Saturn in Pisces. As a result, there will be lots of regenerative and mature vibes. Yeah, so, if you thought starting stuff meant fighting, then you may be a tad disappointed. On the bright side, you’ll likely be able to finish up projects and hop to the next brainstorming session like a pro. Healing may be possible as well. Go for greatness, Archer.

  • Scorpio 9-13-23

    Sep 13, 2023… Out the way, I’ve got bills to pay! Scorpio, the Moon in Virgo will conjunct Mercury and oppose Saturn in Pisces and there will be strong energies on tap. Hardcore adulting may not sound super fun, but you can change things up and add some pizzazz to the mix. Mature doesn’t have to be boring. Dealing with the mundane shouldn’t turn blue skies grey. In other words, you have the power to liven up whatever you do. Baby, you’re a firework bursting with creativity. Light it up.

  • Libra 9-13-23

    Sep 13, 2023… You can totally adult — but that doesn’t mean you won’t throw glitter on everyone and everything, Libra. As the Moon in Virgo will conjunct Mercury and oppose Saturn in Pisces, you could feel the strong reinforcement of the balance you prefer holding up your world. Ah, that could really hit the spot! Not THAT spot, you perv. I meant, the happy place where you get to do all the adulting things but with your own special style. Dot your “I”s with hearts or sprinkle glitter on your amazing project — even if it’s just more of an emotional glitter rather than messy confetti. Do what you do with beauty, power, and pizzazz, lusciously lovely Libra. If the haters hate, toss some glitter their way, and keep doing you!