Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 9-13-23

    Sep 13, 2023… Nothing says hump day like getting it done. Amiright, Virgo? Yeah, I’m right. You can expect lots of regenerative and mature power, which you’ll likely be able to tap into if you find yourself in a tough spot or maybe even feel like it’s time to close one chapter and start anew. Even accomplishing goals and brainstorming new ones could be on the table. Have at it, Virgin.

  • Leo 9-13-23

    Sep 13, 2023… Time to level up, buttercup! Big adulting vibes ahead with the Moon in Virgo conjunct Mercury and opposing Saturn in Pisces. Expect power, energy, and style — things you’ve got already but turned all the way up to full power. Tell everyone else to throw on some shades because this is a day you’ll shine. Getting stuff done has never looked so good, and you could find the dynamic energy great for teamwork as well as standing alone (and looking cute doing it). Time to rise, grind, and super shine!

  • Cancer 9-13-23

    Sep 13, 2023… Like cute boots striding through the crisp autumn leaves, you’ll be power walking your way through adulting, Cancer, as the Moon in Virgo conjuncts Mercury and opposes Saturn in Pisces. Striding through life with confidence could have you feeling powerful, and whatever you do, you’ll likely add your own special flair. Today will be all about getting things done — just not in a boring way. Add your own sparkle, and you’ll be sure to tap into that well of Wednesday wisdom. And if you do it in cute boots? Even better!

  • Gemini 9-13-23

    Sep 13, 2023… Ah, the smell of freshly brewed coffee and the sound of no one talking while you drink it! It’s a whole morning mood. And if you can’t get that morning mood because people keep chattering while you’re clearly deep in the cups, consider yourself the bigger person when you don’t slap them into next week for messing up your morning mood. Give yourself an adulting sticker and give a nod to the energy of the Moon in Virgo conjunct Mercury and opposing Saturn in Pisces. Today, you’ll do what you do with class and style — confident that you’ve got exactly what is needed for the challenges of this day. So, drink up your magic bean juice and go show this day who’s the boss!

  • Taurus 9-13-23

    Sep 13, 2023… SNORE. Adulting can be such a chore, Taurus. This Wednesday the Moon in Virgo will conjunct Mercury and opposing Saturn in Pisces. As a result, the energies will be all about adulting at max level. You can really go for it with style, though! Maybe you’ll mix in some fun incentives or rewards for completing chores. Perhaps you’ll groove to music while working on a project. The possibilities will be as endless as your imagination, Bull. Have fun!

  • Aries 9-13-23

    Sep 13, 2023… You totally can adult with the best of them, Aries! Look at you — having put on pants today. With the Moon in Virgo conjunct Mercury and opposing Saturn in Pisces, the whole vibe will be all about maturity and personal power — but doing it with style. Your normal assertive stride will get an extra punch of confident control as you go about your day like you just aced adulting. Ha! Take that, haters! Some might call you immature, but when you tap into that whole grownup energy, you’ll be getting stuff done like a pro. And if you stick your tongue out at them in your head, I don’t think it really counts.

  • Pisces 9-12-23

    Sep 12, 2023… Feeling like a fish out of water, Pisces? Well, this Tuesday the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus will reflect vibes that could interfere with dreams, which could basically be your kryptonite. Instead of crumbling under the energies, though, you could give the Universe a one finger salute while you use that creative brain of yours to plan new routes for achieving your ambitions. If you get stuck, take a break. Come back fresh, feisty, and ready to just keep swimming. Have at it, Fishes.

  • Aquarius 9-12-23

    Sep 12, 2023… Have you ever tried to blow a bubble only for the wind to suddenly whirl it back into your face and then it popped and suddenly your eyes burned with the fury of dead bubbly suds? That’s how the vibes of the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus could feel. Like, you push towards your goals but obstacle after obstacle make it feel IMPOSSIBLE to achieve. That frustration could overflow today. Will you give up or get back at — but smarter? Try adjusting how you go after your goals. Pause, rework, and get it. Good luck!

  • Capricorn 9-12-23

    Sep 12, 2023… Dreaming the impossible dream? That’s every day for you, Cap. Only you don’t believe in impossible when it comes to what you want. If the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus contributes to you doubting, even for a second, that you’ll get what you want, channel that energy away from worry and into finding a loophole. If you want it, you’ll find a way to make it happen. Tackling challenges is such a Goat move anyway, and you’ll do it with that relentless persistence we’ve come to expect from you. You can out-stubborn “impossible” any day of the week, and maybe twice on Tuesday.

  • Sagittarius 9-12-23

    Sep 12, 2023… See the rainbow. Lick the rainbow. Or not. What can I say, Saggy? Some dreams just aren’t that realistic, but that’s what Skittles are for! This Tuesday the Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus will promote vibes of harsh reality that could really rain on your parade. While it might feel like your ambitions are just too far out of which, that could actually mean that it’s time to rework your goals to better fit your circumstance. A few updates and adjustments could do the trick! Give it a go, Archer.

  • Scorpio 9-12-23

    Sep 12, 2023… Got goals? Toss em in the trash! Uh, hard pass, Universe. Scorpio, it could seem easier to give up on dreams today than to keep trying (and hitting brick walls and trying some more…). In fact, the Moon in Leo will square Uranus in Taurus and shall reflect strong energies of doubt that could put a damper on dreaming big dreams. Hold fast to what your ambitions are, though! You could find that just tweaking the steps for meeting goals will be enough to get you back on track. You’ve got this, AND your goals, too.

  • Libra 9-12-23

    Sep 12, 2023… Start this day with a stretch, Libra. And I don’t just mean your hand toward the alarm or to reach for coffee either. The forecast today calls for a Moon in Leo square Uranus in Taurus, and it could seem like what you want is just a little outside what you can get. Nonsense, lucky Libra! You just need to (that’s right!) stretch for it. Check reality against what you want, and figure out a way to make it work. Your bendy brain can easily discern a better way if you decide that it’s possible and look at it as a problem just waiting to be solved. You might have to go about it a different way or figure out where you can bend a little more, but stretching toward your goals will totally be the right move to make all your dreams come true. Except that one with your celebrity crush because I’m not sure that one’s going to work out for you.