Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 3-3-23

    Mar 3, 2023…The answer I give is yes, but wait, what? What was the question? Yeah, it’s too early for riddles and that could be a whole mood this Friday for Virgos. You see, the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap and then moving into Leo will reflect energies of confusion that could put a stain on your thinking cap. Like, do you mind? While stumbling over thoughts and getting wires crossed will likely be frustrating, you have the power to rise above any Saturn heavy stuff. Focus on what’s going right and laugh about whatever goes sideways. Roll with it, V.

  • Leo 3-3-23

    Mar 3, 2023… Are you coming or going? Do you even know, Leo? Well, I can’t blame you. The Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap and then moving into Leo will be reflecting energies of confusion that could really throw you through a tizzy — like a Zero Gravity ride on crack! Steady yourself, Lion. Even if it takes a little extra time (and some deep breaths), you can think your way to clarity. Throw out those vibes. They’re moldy anyway. You have the braininess of a Leo! Think on that.

  • Cancer 3-3-23

    Mar 3, 2023… What if I don’t want to shine bright like a diamond? Ever think of that?! Well, Cancer, you’re more of a gleaming topaz anyway. While the incoming Moon in Leo could be screaming “It’s time to shine,” the opposition to Pluto will likely have other plans as it may reflect vibes of self-doubt. Indeed, you could feel the need to look to others for encouragement before going all out, and that’s okay. However, it would be more okay (awesome, even) if you dig deep and stroke your own ego. Gleam on!

  • Gemini 3-3-23

    Mar 3, 2023… What’s the thing, chicken wing? Do you even know what day it is, Gem? It’s flippin Friday, opening day of the freakin weekend. But you may have missed that while feeling that Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap and then moving into Leo. Looking all around you for someone to point you in the right direction might not be the best idea. It won’t be like the blind leading the blind; that could actually work. It’ll be more like the clueless leading the clueless. Don’t wait for anyone else to tell you what to do today. Summon some initiative and show us your shine. Your natural sparkle will be all that’s needed. Just be you, lovely Gemini, and everything else will work out in good time.

  • Taurus 3-3-23

    Mar 3, 2023… What’s the dill, pickle? If you find yourself held up so close to your goal you could reach out and touch it, look to the energy of a Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap and then moving into Leo. Your normal ambition could get hit with hesitation as you try to figure out which way is up. Instead of resisting this energy, try to remember that you don’t need a sign to show you when you’re ready. You’ve just got to remember who you are and why you want what you want. Don’t push; accept. Accept this is for you, and then step up. Don’t let a fear of failure (or success) get in your way. Own it, Taurus. You deserve it.

  • Aries 3-3-23

    Mar 3, 2023… I know I don’t need to tell you it’s your time to shine, Aries. While the Moon in Cancer opposing Pluto in Cap and then moving into Leo could have the rest of the Zodiac looking for a leader, you’ll already be standing in the spotlight ready to get on with this day. Center-stage may be your favorite place, but don’t forget to lead by example today. Meaning this: make sure what you do reflects who you are. Good leaders live by example, and even if you do like the attention, don’t let it go to your head. Lead with your heart, and the leader everyone will be looking for just might be you, my fearless friend!

  • Pisces 3-2-23

    Mar 2, 2023… Sometimes the Heart says dumb things like, “Let’s take a leap” but the Head comes in with logic and is all like, “No, we won’t survive a fall from the 32nd floor. Just use the elevator to get to the lobby.” Pisces will likely face the challenge of balancing the head and the heart today with the Moon in Cancer trine Neptune. You often feel a lot, so your emotions tend to override critical thinking. While it’s important to listen to your intuitions, remember to use your brain as well as your heart. Both are important for making solid decisions. You got it, dude.

  • Aquarius 3-2-23

    Mar 2, 2023… Even the friendliest neighborhood squirrel will bite someone if they’re acting like an idiot. Similarly, the friendly Water Bearer can snap at people who act ridiculously immature. With the Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces, Aquarians may end up feeling like the only grown up in the room. You aren’t afraid to call people out when you feel they’re being ridiculously immature, but your water of truth can come out boiling hot and seriously maim the people around you. Be wise, be kind, and don’t maim anybody today. Focus your energies on being patient with people who aren’t on the same maturity wavelength as you. Let kindness and humor be your guides.

  • Capricorn 3-2-23

    Mar 2, 2023… Tempted to tell everyone to grow the heck up. Tempted to say fork it and leave. Either way, f-bombs could be locked and loaded, ready to fire away. Today’s vibes will be VERY easy-going, but it won’t be easy to feel like the only adult adulting on a day when you might actually like to be relaxing on a beach or reading for pleasure. Stepping over obstacles and keeping your balance will help you navigate the vibes of the Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces. So many feels, so few hecks given. Find a way to balance your need for fun with your need to get stuff done, and you might be able to get through this day without dropping any f-bombs at all.

  • Sagittarius 3-2-23

    Mar 2, 2023… Working with children isn’t as fun as you might think, especially when the children are really just grown ass adults with a maturity malfunction with the Moon in Cancer trine Neptune. While Archers tend to be the optimistic type, even these Fire elementals can only take so much immaturity from someone else before they become inflamed and enraged. Work on keeping your flameo attitude at a cool simmer, Sag. If you lose your temper, your fire can leave people with serious burns. Try laughing with the immaturity of others instead of pouring lava on their faces. Stay cool, Saggy.

  • Scorpio 3-2-23

    Mar 2, 2023… Today could be a Scorpio’s lucky day, but don’t get too excited because, let’s be honest, luck is what you make it. With the vibes coming at you today, you’ll want all the luck you can get, so don’t go smashing mirrors or walking under ladders. Tuesday will likely be a fight for not punching immature idiots in their faces, because things would be easier if people weren’t messing stuff all up. In fact, it could seem TOO easy and lazy out there in the world with the Moon in Cancer trine Neptune, but it could seem like you’re the only one who’s seeing it. As long as you keep your emotions in check and don’t stab anyone, you’ll be alright. Luck will be on your side, Scorpio, if you let it in.

  • Libra 3-2-23

    Mar 2, 2023… Starting the day with a big bowl of why the heck am I awake and dealing with this ish wouldn’t be the worst thing. After all, they say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, am I right? Today’s energy with the Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces may have you feeling like it is hard to get stuff done. Alternate adulting with self-care to use today’s strong energetic vibes to your advantage rather than your frustration. Update a budget and then color a curse word coloring book. There’s nothing like coloring “This day can feck off” to cheer you immensely! Balancing adult stuff with fun will help you navigate the strong pull of today’s energy like the adorable badass we both know you can be!