Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 3-1-23

    Mar 1, 2023… You are NOT the loneliest hoooman in the world, V. Though the Cancer Moon trine the Sun in Pisces and square Venus and Jupiter in Aries will unleash isolating energies that could leave you feeling forgotten, that just means you’ll have the challenge of reminding yourself of your own awesomeness. You’re totally unforgettable and incredible just the way you are. Want proof? I remembered to write this horoscope, and it’s just for you (and other Virgos, but don’t get caught up on that detail). Banish the lonely feelings, for you are neither alone nor forgotten. Keep building your epic legacy, V.

  • Leo 3-1-23

    Mar 1, 2023… Limbooo! How low can you go? All the way to no ego? Leo, the Cancer Moon trine the Sun in Pisces and square Venus and Jupiter in Aries will unleash energies that could punch you right in the ego, and that’s no euphemism. It will likely be a struggle to lift yourself back up despite the vibes, but you can do it. Forget feeling sorry for yourself. Feel sorry for the energies because they aren’t as powerful and awesome as you! Don’t limbo your way to the floor. Do chin-ups until you throw yourself through the ceiling! HECKIN YEAH, LION. RAWR!

  • Cancer 3-1-23

    Mar 1, 2023… First rule of time travel? Don’t (just FYI). Cancer, the Cancer Moon trine the Sun in Pisces and square Venus and Jupiter in Aries will likely promote feelings of being left behind. You could find yourself comparing yourself to where others are in life and feel inadequate. Remedy the low energies by remembering how far you’ve come. You’re absolutely on the right track, and you are exactly where you should be. Each person has their own journey with their unique timeline, which means you’re doing fine. Uh, unless you traveled to the past and altered the time-space continuum. No? Okay, phew! As you were, Crabby.

  • Gemini 3-1-23

    Mar 1, 2023… Before you go deep into the feelings today, look to the emotional energy of a Cancer Moon trine the Sun in Pisces and square Venus and Jupiter in Aries. While you may feel overlooked, the truth may be that everyone will be too busy dealing with their own feelings to pay yours any mind. Could be a good time to invest in YOU. This will be a big “me-time” vibe, allowing space for relaxation and reflection. You could use every second of this time, Gem, being mad or hurt, or you could look at this as a valuable opportunity to just do you and know that your relationships will be better for it. I feel like saying don’t get mad, get glad, but then you’ll just be thinking of trash bags when you should be thinking about YOU. How about “don’t worry, be happy” instead? Nope — that’ll just having you singing an annoying song all day. Let’s just say go make a nice day and leave it at that!

  • Taurus 3-1-23

    Mar 1, 2023… Feeling underpaid, overworked, and generally unappreciated could be this hump day mood with a Cancer Moon trine the Sun in Pisces and square Venus and Jupiter in Aries. Give yourself a treat for being so fricking awesome, Bull, and spend some time acknowledging and celebrating your own hard work and contributions. No one’s going to pin a medal on you for showing up to do your job, but you can throw a whole one-person parade if that makes you feel good about you. Toss a little confetti, spread a little glitter, and don’t forget to look at your own self when you feel like you need a pat of encouragement.

  • Aries 3-1-23

    Mar 1, 2023… Don’t worry, Aries: you’re still special. Even if you feel like no one on Earth is giving you the attention you deserve. With a Cancer Moon trine the Sun in Pisces and square Venus and Jupiter in Aries, everyone may be too busy worrying about themselves to pay any attention to anyone else. It’s not just you. This vibe might be a little annoying, but it’ll be a fantastic day for showering yourself with all the love and attention you need. Self-love and self-care will be the order of this day, so instead of feeling sorry for yourself, treat yourself the way you want everyone else to treat you. Hey, they might learn a little something in the process! Show them how it’s done!

  • Pisces 2-28-23

    Feb 28, 2023… If turning into a boa constrictor is on your bucket list, you could be checking that off this Tuesday, Pisces. You see, the Moon in Gemini trine Mercury and Saturn in Aquarius will unleash all sorts of energies ON BLAST. Basically, it could be all too easy to suffocate others with your nurturing instincts and you will likely face the challenge of learning about setting your own healthy boundaries. Take up the sword and battle with the vibes, my friend. Any lessons that come out of that will likely come in handy down the road. Right on, Fishes.

  • Aquarius 2-28-23

    Feb 28, 2023… You know what they call karma? Well, she just had puppies. Look out, Aquarius. Indeed, the Moon in Gemini trine Mercury and Saturn in Aquarius will unleash interesting energies and you could end up dealing with people who want to teach you a lesson, especially if you’ve hurt them recently. Pouring out your truths doesn’t always end well, huh? Stay cool, Water Bearer. Learn how to come to considerate conclusions and be open to apologizing before someone goes and pours hot tea all over you. Be the bigger person. You got this!

  • Capricorn 2-28-23

    Feb 28, 2023… People who want to teach you a lesson could find themselves eating a knuckle sandwich with the big mood of a Moon in Gemini trine Mercury and Saturn in Aquarius. Before someone has to come up with bail money, be aware that the energy will be all about nurturing and big feelings. Sometimes, people can go overboard because they think they know what’s best for you. Only you know what’s actually best for you, but try to have a little compassion for the people who care even if they go about it all wrong. Tap into your highest sense of self and be kind instead of cantankerous today when met with these pushy vibes. Keep your boundaries strong and try to serve up kindness rather than knuckle sandwiches, crazy Cappy.

  • Sagittarius 2-28-23

    Feb 28, 2023… Throw it in reverse and back the heckin out of there, Saggy! With the Moon in Gemini trine Mercury and Saturn in Aquarius, you will likely experience people getting pushy about their plans for you, and I totally wouldn’t blame you for wanting to run the other way. However, you’ll have another option to choose (besides accepting being pushed around). Behind door number three will be learning to set healthy boundaries. For example, putting your foot down if your parents want you running the family business but you just wanna be a dog food taster. Stand your ground and chase YOUR dreams.

  • Scorpio 2-28-23

    Feb 28, 2023… Calm your wits, Judy Moody! Okay, Scorpio, so the Moon in Gemini trine Mercury and Saturn in Aquarius will likely be all “Moody much?” And it won’t really be your fault if you feel on edge this Tuesday. However, it will be ALL on you if you let the vibes rule you. You get to choose to rise above. Challenge yourself to learn and exercise healthy ways for working through big feelings. You don’t have to blow up like an angry volcano, my friend. Be a chill mountain instead. Have at it, Scorpster.

  • Libra 2-28-23

    Feb 28, 2023… Having every mood equally could be a sort of balance, Libra. Maybe not the one you want though. With a Moon in Gemini trine Mercury and Saturn in Aquarius, you could encounter a whole Zodiac of pushy people demanding it’s their way or the highway. Hey, the highway doesn’t sound that bad. Just crank up your tunes and hit the open road. Keep that chill vibe when dealing with people today. The mood won’t be about right or wrong, good or bad. It’ll be about learning to keep healthy boundaries and choose what’s right for you while tuning out what everyone else wants you to do. While the moody vibe could present a challenge, your quick wit and wisdom could have you cruising easily through this day.