Category: Horoscopes AV

  • Virgo 3-2-23

    Mar 2, 2023… You aren’t actually surrounded by idiots. I know, hard to believe, especially today. The vibes coming at Virgos could have them feeling like they’re the only mature person in the room.. Or even on the planet. Try not to bite anyone’s head off today, Virgo. The Moon will be in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces, which offers up TOO easy vibes that come off as epic laziness. Show the Universe that it doesn’t have any power over you and face today with graceful maturity and patience. You can do it!

  • Leo 3-2-23

    Mar 2, 2023… Just when you thought your babysitting days were over, you find yourself surrounded by whining babies picking their noses & messing stuff up as fast as you can clean it. Only those whining babies are your coworkers, family or friends. Ever the leader, you may be feeling like the only grown up for miles around. The Moon in Cancer will trine Neptune in Pisces, and the vibes will be fantastic for finding a middle ground between getting it done and making time to cut loose yourself. Stay focused, and remember it’s 5 o’clock somewhere.

  • Cancer 3-2-23

    Mar 2, 2023… Giving everyone the evil eye today? It may be a side effect of feeling like the only adult in the room. Your old soul might be done with bull today. This energy will be ideal for finding balance between those thoughts and your swirling emotions. And BOY are they swirling with this Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces. Use your natural charisma and all that nurturing energy you have to get it done so you can indulge in your playful side.

  • Gemini 3-2-23

    Mar 2, 2023… Navigating today’s vibe will likely feel like juggling watermelons on a high wire in roller skates, but if anyone’s capable of managing warring thoughts and feelings, it’s you, Gemini. Today’s Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces energy might pit adult-I-need-to-pay-the-bills YOU against your inner child who just wants to play. Both aspects of yourself are valid. It could serve you well to schedule in some fun on that hefty to-do list you’re hauling around. A little playtime in whatever form that takes could help you attack your responsibility with renewed gusto!

  • Taurus 3-2-23

    Mar 2, 2023… To party hardy with Bacardi or get actual work done? That is the question. Taureans, today you’ll likely find yourselves split between earthly and fun desires against being reliable to a fault with your great work ethic with the Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces. Instead of tearing yourself into split personalities (you’re not Gemini, for goodness sake), find a way to make time for fun and still make progress in the adulty things. Schedules and checklists could be your best friends today, Bull. With some time management skills, you can be an adult AND have fun. Who knew?

  • Aries 3-2-23

    Mar 2, 2023… Welcome to adulting, Aries, where you now have a favorite grocery store and going to bed early is a welcome relief. If you want to quit and go build a blanket fort, you are not alone. Today’s Moon in Cancer trine Neptune in Pisces energy will require you to find the balance between your thoughts and feelings and what you want to do vs the boring stuff adulthood requires of you. While that can generate frustration, it could help to get the boring stuff done first in order to reward yourself with the things that remind you why being an adult is pretty great, too.

  • Pisces 3-1-23

    Mar 1, 2023… Blowing up could certainly get everyone’s attention, but it might not be the type of attention you want, Fishy. With a Cancer Moon trine the Sun in Pisces and square Venus and Jupiter in Aries, you might feel a deep need to be seen. While you might want to outsource the responsibility for that to someone else, you’ll be better served to focus on loving and knowing yourself. It could be a good day to cultivate a stronger self-love practice and to become more balanced in meeting your own needs. You care about everyone else; time to put some of that energy into caring for you.

  • Aquarius 3-1-23

    Mar 1, 2023… A megaphone won’t be necessary, Aquarius. We all hear you and see you. It’s just that with a Cancer Moon trine the Sun in Pisces and square Venus and Jupiter in Aries, we’ve all got a lot on our plate to deal with. And not just lunch either. The energy could be encouraging you to look inward for what you need rather than trying to source everything from other people. A strong self-love practice could have you breathing a nice happy sigh of relief if you direct your attention to yourself and away from everyone else. Knowing that you are loved and important and enough and all that will naturally extend from your ability to love yourself well. No need to shout from the rafters or take out an ad on social media. Just focus on you, and the rest will fall into place quicker than you falling from those rafters, Water Bearer.

  • Capricorn 3-1-23

    Mar 1, 2023… PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS! Itty, bitty ego. Cappy, the Cancer Moon trine the Sun in Pisces and square Venus and Jupiter in Aries will unleash vibes that could have you feeling downright minimized. Instead of second guessing your brilliance or getting hung up on snide comments from others, you can challenge yourself to boost your own ego. Slap your own fine behind and remember all that you’ve accomplished so far. Yeahhh. There’s a lot of greatness in those memories. You are anything but minimal, Cap. Shine on!

  • Sagittarius 3-1-23

    Mar 1, 2023… When you said you wanted superpowers, you probably didn’t mean invisibility. If you feel like no one sees you today, it could be the energy of a Cancer Moon trine the Sun in Pisces and square Venus and Jupiter in Aries. Those vibes could have you wondering why no one’s paying attention to you. You’ll want to check yourself before you wreck yourself, Saggy, and remember that you’ve got to take care of YOU. YOU need to love on yourself just a little bit, and today will give some opportunity to reflect and reboot. So, get to work. If other people are doing their own thing, you do yours — and enjoy the heck out of it.

  • Scorpio 3-1-23

    Mar 1, 2023… Hiding in bottles doesn’t work for people, just little ships. I don’t think you can fit, Scorpio. And anyway, why would you want to hide? It’s not like the will unleash low energies that could leave you feeling minimized — oh, wait. Yeah, I can see your point. Well, don’t back down! Face this Wednesday like you’ve gotta go slay a tyrant. Chop down the effects of the energies by giving yourself a little love. Be your own knight in shining armor. Hyaah!

  • Libra 3-1-23

    Mar 1, 2023… Sliding onto the floor and under your bed? Don’t hide from the day! Libra, the Cancer Moon trine the Sun in Pisces and square Venus and Jupiter in Aries will unleash lonely vibes and you could find yourself feeling forgotten or unwanted, which means it’ll be up to be your own hero. Give yourself a little love so you can balance the low energies with positive ones. See yourself for your true amazingness. You’re totally okay just the way you are. Actually, you’re more than okay. You’re super duper okay! Really. Don’t let the vibes drag you down. Rise up, Scales.