Category: Sagittarius AV

If ya keep giving everyone the stink eye, your face may get stuck like that. Being a judgmental so & so doesn’t look good on you (or anyone else). Do yourself a favor and forego that side eye or hard eye roll in favor of kindness. You could have a hard time not tripping and falling over disappointment with your high standards today, Sag. Sometimes, that judgment can obscure the bigger picture. Instead of getting frustrated with everyone else, practice patience, show a little compassion, and TRY not to think of everyone around you as idiots (even if they are). Now go forth and love ferociously, Oh great Archer!

To panic or not to panic? That is the question! With the hedonistic vibes coming in this Sunday, Archers may want to run away from the unexpected new circumstances that could end up on their plate. I know I’d rather eat chocolate cake than nom on new duties. But also whatever newness comes your way could be an opportunity for awesome adventures and whatnot. Don’t shy away from your potential, Saggy. Give them all you’ve got! Then you can let loose after the adulty tasks have been put to bed. Your potential for greatness will be great. Don’t let me down. Love ya!

The vibes in the air today could have Sagittarians choking on hairballs and make communicating hella hard. Super ew. Instead of getting teed off at the world, you can overcome by focusing on new ways to express yourself. You’ve got a brain, so use it to master the vibes. You’re smart enough and strong enough to rise above. Think big and plan bigger. Get on your goals and you won’t have time for cranky moments. And maybe see someone about those hairballs, yeah? That’s definitely not normal…

Hold your horses, Sag. The vibes could tempt you into being extra assertive with your ridiculously strong personal opinions. Pouring out some truth is generally good, yes. Agreed. BUT you might get truth confused with opinion. Grab the olive branch, Saggy, rather than picking on the lesser-minded like a playground bully. The world will be better off that way, and so will you. Because those little kids on the playground have older siblings who could literally put you in the flipping hospital. Keep it chill, shine bright, and rock on.

Like a developing brain-eating virus being scrutinized under a microscope, Sagittarians could feel like they’re at the center of attention this Thursday. Will you feel smothered or will you embrace today’s vibes? That will be up to you, Saggy. Maybe it’s about time someone pampered you and takes care of you! And if nobody steps up to care for you — because let’s be honest, people kinda suck — perhaps you can turn the vibes onto yourself. You deserve some R&R, don’t ya? That was a rhetorical question. You don’t have a say in this. The answer is yes. Period. So, if someone starts doting on you, you don’t have to put up a resistance. You can also totally dote on yourself, though. There’s no need to wait for someone else to step up. Get your warmth on!

That awkward moment where you buy your kid nephew a cool talking robot from Wish, but it turns out that its catchphrases are all from adult movies? Well, similar awkwardness may be experienced as Sagittarians could be dealing with some crossed wires, tech problems, and issues in miscommunication this Wednesday. Try not to sweat the little bloopers, though. You can laugh those off and mark them down as an inside joke for future reference. While there won’t always be a way to avoid every little mishap, keep in mind that little things really can become laughable moments. And even if something does blow up, you’ll have the ability to deal with it and come out the other side of the explosion like in one of those cool action movies.

Some say that good health is the slowest way to die, and I think that’s pretty great. Fast deaths usually lead to angry, confused ghosts. Moral of the story? Die slowly! Why the heck am I talking about this? Well, Saggy, this Tuesday’s vibes will be all about health and wellness. Unfortunately, often times Sagittarians struggle with their mental well-being. Practicing self-kindness and seeking out help when you’re feeling down are just two ways you can work towards being healthier and dying slowly. You could also try cuddling a bunch of puppies, engaging in a tickle war, taking a bath in chocolate pudding, or making out with a hot stranger (wait, what? That’s not very socially distant of you!). Have some ideas? Great, now go out there and win the record for the slowest dying person ever! Woo!

Maybe lizard people are real and they’re just all wearing disguises. Does gravity even exist? Is this all just a videogame simulation?! There are so many conspiracy theories out there and the vibes today could have the smartest Sag feeling like perhaps everything may not be what it seems. If you’re feeling a little lost or distrusting of reality, you can always use your noggin and believe in your own superpowered intuition. In the end, the truth will set you free. Also, maybe definitely avoid drugs so that you don’t really screw up your sense of what’s real. Sorry, but no party-hardy for the Sagittarius. You’ll thank me later… Just because the Moon in Taurus will square Pluto in Aquarius, that doesn’t mean you have to totally lose your cheese and question reality as you know it. It’ll be okay. Please, no existential crises today.

Sundays are meant to be fun days, right? You may be rethinking that today, depending on how well you’ve been balancing your life and the decisions you’ve been making. Don’t worry, Saggy, this can still be an amazing day, but the vibes could be bringing on consequences of earlier decisions (no, not just the hangover from the night before either). If you’ve somehow made choices that screwed up your life and don’t love what you see, seize on your personal power to change it. “Whatever you’re not changing, you’re choosing.” Own your power, and make this day exactly what you want.

Not much turns on the Sagittarians like good ole fashioned learning and wisdom sharing! It’s a HAWT topic, and it just so happens that this day will be overflowing with vibes of learning, sharing knowledge, and all around growth! Ultimate knowledge could be at your fingertips, Saggy. Won’t that be exciting?! Grab your spectacles and put on your fanny pack, you kinky little nerd, because today could be the day that you get to unleash your inner freak for soaking up knowledge and spewing truth. Revel in your element and make this day sparkle. The day will be yours for the taking!

Feeling spicy, Saggy? When aren’t you? You just might feel spicy times a thousand today. And energetic. And maybe a little nosy because, let’s be honest, Archers love seeking out answers for things they don’t understand. That being said, you’ll want to avoid the desire to be all-knowing because you may end up prying into people’s lives and WAY overstepping your bounds. And then you might get unfriended on Facebook. Or even IRL. What a buzz kill that would be! So, enjoy the good vibes that will be coming at you and IDK maybe don’t use them to become a version of Sherlock. I know, I know: it makes the weekend parties interesting —until you’re uninvited from future ones. Sound like a plan? Sweet. Carry on, luscious Sag.

Well, Saggy, prepare to wake up today and get backhanded with the sudden realization that you don’t have control over a dang thing. Surprise! You do, however, have the power to control yourself. Nothing more, nothing less. On the bright side, that means the Universe can’t control you. That job’s already taken, thank you very much! So, no matter what the Universe throws at you this Thursday, step up to the plate and knock it out of the park. Don’t feel like playing baseball? You may not be able to change the game, but you sure as hell can choose to put down the bat and walk away from the diamond (or the opinionated relative). Go get a cookie or something.