Category: Sagittarius AV

Can’t decide whether or not to throw shade or a punch today, Saggy? Better refer to your bank account to check to see if you have cash for a lawyer and some bail money. You could have a hard time putting up with people today. But how about not throwing anything? Shade, a punch, your hands up in despair. Try to keep your cool and lead with a little more kindness — to yourself as much as to anyone else. THAT will make is a beautiful day.

Where you once felt personally attacked, you might be able to LOL and move on today, Saggy. The energy will be strong for a new perspective. Instead of feeling like you’ve been beat up, you’ll likely have a more nuanced understanding of situations, which will help empower you to take charge of your choices. You won’t have the time or desire to sit around and nurse grudges when you’ve got stuff to do. Keep it moving, Archer. Time to rise and grind.

Coming in like a wrecking ball may be your MO but today will require you to come in a little less dramatically, Saggy. Besides, who (other than maybe you) has the energy to roll up that way before coffee? With a hot vibe today, you’ll likely feel an intense energetic vibe with a strong underlying intuition. Rather than trying to come up with words to articulate what you’ll be feeling, you’ll be better served to act on your insights. Just take care to go gently to avoid doing unnecessary damage. No wrecking ball needed today. Although a forklift might not be a bad idea to get you out of bed. Or maybe a stick of dynamite? Anyway, get up and ready to rise and shine, awesome and amazing Archer! Coffee and this day await your wondrous presence!

People could be asking you today if it hurt when you fell from heaven…on account of how you might be acting like the devil. HAHAHA I’m kidding, of course. Or am I? With the vibes today, your Sag impatience could step on the tender toes of the ones you love. Rushing off to the next thing sounds thrilling, until you realize you’ve left someone behind and hurt their feelings. Today will be all about choosing the ones you love over all the rest. You might have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other, and what you choose could say a lot to the people who love you. Now adjust your halo and go do the right thing!

Before you type that resignation letter or go entirely postal on your boss or that annoying coworker, breathe, Saggy. Seriously. Pause. Breathe. Remember how much you like money and having a place to live and cash for booze and sparkly things. Now…challenging personalities working your nerves may just be the vibe today. While it can be super frustrating, if you try to actually learn something rather than engaging in a pissing match, you’ll likely have an ah-ha moment that leads to some amazing insights for you.

Saggy, sticking to your guns may only be possible if you use superglue (not advisable, though) thanks to the vibes making everything seem like the best option. You will likely find yourself dazzled by the many options and avenues available to you when making decisions, which means it could be super tough to pick one. Fight the urge to run in every direction at once, and instead let creative thinking guide you to choose the most interesting or challenging road. You will likely find growth on that path. Just do it, Archer.

You were born with bossy pants on, but that doesn’t mean you should go striding around in your birthday suit, Saggy. Wait.. what? Still, this day could be super productive. The upside of the day could be crazy good progress on a project, but the downside might be having others take advantage of your can-do, will-do nature. Just because you work hard doesn’t mean everyone else should be hardly working. Just don’t lose your cool. Be direct but keep it moving because this day could be absolutely amazeballs!

Hope you don’t have motion sickness, Saggy, because this day could be one wild ride. The energetic vibe could be hot for connections. Singles could find themselves really connecting over a conversation while those in relationships might get thrown a curve ball, but probably a really good one. Things could get pretty bananas, but you’ll love the weird and wacky vibe going on. It’ll appeal to your inner sense of wonder — and mischief. So, soak it in, and know that good things can come from sitting back to enjoy this wild rollercoaster of a day. But take a barf bag just in case, mmkay?

Sometimes, words seem inadequate. You have some you’d like to drop, but you just can’t even. Before you blow your top, someone might just step in to save the day, speaking up for you when you can’t quite do it yourself. It could be in the form of a timely mediation to a conflict, but it might also be a helping hand when you feel so frustrated you could scream. Don’t wait around for someone to help you out, Saggy. Instead, use this vibe to ask for help. Not only will it help you feel connected and supported, it may also help you find the words you need to say today. Start with thank you. Go from there.

Everyone knows you’re all that and a side of fries, Saggy, and today’s energy could have you striding forth in total confidence. Look at you go! The vibes will be strong for kicking (figurative) fannies and taking names, but it could also be strong for recognizing how other people contribute to your life. Use all that fire and fanfare you use to celebrate yourself to shower someone else with accolades and attention, able Archer. Recognizing other people for a job well done won’t dampen your own vivacious sparkle; instead, it’ll just share it around. Go forth and be a glitterbomb of amazing awesomeness.

Just stick your fingers in your ears and La-La-La any negativity that tries to come your way today, Saggy. I mean, not if it comes from an adult who might be the actual boss of you. Bad idea. Rewind, delete. What I meant to say is that today, you might be having a strong gut feeling that should count a little more than what someone else believes to be true for you. As much as you may waffle on the best course of action, deep down, you know what you need to do. If you’ll just trust that instinct, Archer, you’ll find that sense of heaviness lifting as you move confidently in the right (or could it be left — HAHA) direction.

Jogging, yoga, bicycling, crochet, rock climbing…all good ways to get out some energy you’ve got stored up, Saggy. There’s an obvious one there, and it’s not rock climbing. And the joke I could tell there is such low-hanging fruit, we’ll just move right along though… for now. Today could have some big-time energy, Archer, and instead of overreacting to everything today, I would recommend any of the above physical outlets — or whatever you can manage to blow off some steam. Not sporty or outdoorsy? I’m sure they make a video game to simulate both. Or you could sing, loudly. It’s not an afternoon delight, but I guess it’ll work, too. You do you. Or someone else. Just saying.