Category: Sagittarius AV

Just when you think you’re going upstairs, you suddenly find yourself in the basement, sort of like those optical illusion stairs. Similarly, today’s vibes could have you wondering which way is up, Saggy. The path you were following may not be going where you thought it would lead and you’re bound to feel a little lost. Thanks a ton, Universe. Well, luckily, you likely won’t have any trouble being open to the wisdom of other minds. When it comes time to decide on your next route, though, listen to your gut. So, if there’s no one in your lack-of-circle right now, no biggie. Intuition is a powerful thing and yours is top notch, Archer.

You know those people who would rather scratch their own skin off just to feel excited than risk being bored for even a millisecond? Yeah, they’re probably a Sag. Today’s vibes will have the Sagittarians itching for a way to break from the norm of their daily grind (again). After all, many tend to believe that boredom is a disease that must be avoided at all costs. Anything too repetitive and predictable just won’t do. Use the vibes today to explore new territory and develop novel, fun ideas. You never know what you could unlock with your creativity! Think outside the box, Saggy, and you’ll be golden. Put on your inventive cap and go nuts!

We all know Sagittarians are boss badasses, but how about actual bosses (AKA leaders)? Leadership vibes will be in the air today. Will you step up to the plate? I’m sure you’ve got some quirky ideas to put into action and your friendly nature could make you a very likeable leader. You might not be the boss of a company, but you’re the boss of your own life, Saggy. Share the knowledge and truth you’ve gained from experience and act as a leader for some lost souls. Do you accept this mission, Agent 007?

Failure? No, Sagittarians don’t fail. They’d rather not making any decision at all than risk an epic fail. They learn from less than ideal experiences, nothing less. With today’s energy, you could be in for some learning and experience gaining! Don’t get dismayed (as if you would?!). These learning moments could very well help you in gaining experience toward your goals. No need to be glum if you experience some potholes on the road today. Rub some dirt in the wound and keep driving, Saggy.

YOU’RE A WINNER, SAGGY. Sorry for yelling, but I just really need you to know how awesome you are. You deserve to embrace the fabulous and spicy vibes today, put yourself out there, and fecking win at whatever you do this Tuesday. You, Archer, can be a total rock star. Use the vibes as a confidence booster and go fearlessly in the direction of your goals. You deserve some goodness and a few wins, buddy!

Get ready for a huge helping of this magical goo known as healthy self esteem, Saggy! It’s even better than glittery unicorn poop, I swear. Open yourself up to the good vibes today and allow your brain to actually think positive thoughts about you. A little bit of being kind to yourself can go a long way on the road to happiness. And today’s vibe will be full of heaping helpings of the stuff. Eat up, Archer.

As if you weren’t overwhelmed enough absorbing other people’s emotions, Saggy, you will be getting a huge helping of increased ability to communicate about feelings this Sunday. That could be fantastic or sucky depending on if you embrace or resist the vibes. My suggestion is to embrace the vibes, but what the heck do I know? Well… I’ll tell you what… write or talk about your emotions freely and without fear and you could feel a weight lifted from you heart. Resist the vibes and that weight might just get heavier. Choose wisely, Sag.

This Satur-yay it’s all about balancing the way you might take care of your mental health. Okay, okay, so that’s probably been every day… but today will be all about showing off the real you (I mean the real, inside, squishy, weird you) — just be careful not to be overly trusting with today’s vibes. Be you, of course, but show those squishy parts to your close inner pod with this vibe and you’ll be even closer. Amazing, authentic Saggy for the win!

If any of the Signs are prone to having their heads over-inflate and explode like a balloon full of hot air, Sagittarius is it. Confidence will be in the air this Friday, and Archers may end up overstepping their bounds, inflating their own self-importance, and could be tempted to argue a point just to be different and feel unique. Ideally, you can capitalize on the confident vibes today. Just be your fabulous, actually cool self. You’re independent, smart, and a total original without having to fake a thing! Make today great by being confidently, uniquely you!

We’re all mad here. Aren’t we, Saggy? There will be amazing, white hot vibes for spiritual pursuits today. Do how you do and follow your heart no matter what the haters say. You might be a bit odd and perhaps your spiritual beliefs are, too, but who frigging cares that you’re a tad eccentric? You’re fabulous, and your peace-loving nature will guide you to choosing the right thing for you. Put on your top hat and pursue the things that bring you spiritual peace and happiness. Tell the haters to kiss your sass! They just don’t get how awesome you are. Their loss, luscious Archer! Their loss!

Get ready for a series of unfortunate events that could become your life story today, Saggy. There will be some whimsy in the air. Okay, so the surprises in store might not actually be “unfortunate” events. Maybe they’ll be fun little Easter eggs. Or super weird but relatively neutral events. Maybe snakes popping out of a fake cashew can (Yeah, don’t fall for that!). All I know is that you best get your mind ready for some wildness to go down, Sag — and it might actually be right up your alley. There’s just no telling what might happen. Stay alert and embrace the weird!

The energy will be ripe for a mindfluck of epic proportions! Getting twisted up about the past won’t change it, but getting a new point of view can’t hurt. Skip any desire to play the blame game and figure out where you have the power to make changes in your relationships with other people — expressing more love, creating healthy boundaries, and avoiding the temptation to moon walk your butt back to the past to retrieve an ex could all help you cope with the strong energy. Saggy: make this day a Terrific Tuesday for the books!