Category: Sagittarius AV

Same old soggy waffles and a side of the blues and cold coffee for breakfast? Not today, Saggy! There’ll be some fantastically strange and undeniably creative vibes floating around, which means you could have a much easier time with your visionary flow if you tap into the energies. Say goodbye to writer’s block and frustratingly null brainstorms. There’ll be uniqueness in abundance, so take it in fistfuls and do your thing. There’s so much you can accomplish once you tap into the vibes and drink it up like water after a bad acid trip. Hydrate with the vibes!

You CAN have some cake and eat it, too, Saggy. After all, why the heck would anyone even HAVE a cake they weren’t going to eat? What do they do? Throw perfectly good cake into the landfill? That’s just wrong. This Sunday will be blessed with vibes of better communication, so you can rock the energies and say what you need to say. Toss confusion and misunderstandings out the window going 120 mph on the highway! (Please don’t actually drive that recklessly. Ever. Or litter. Really.) The vibes will be there for the taking, so grab them up and make them work in your favor. You’ve got this, Sagittarius!

Psst. Hey, you. I’ve got a good deal for ya under my trench coat. Wanna see? SURPRISE, Saggy! No, I’m not naked (yikes). I’m showing you that the Universe will be on its best behavior today — and it’ll be sending unexpected, unique surprises or changes on the vibes this Saturday! Keep your ears peeled and your eyes listening for the little things that can pop up unforeseen. There be good crud going around today. Get your fill, Archer!

Butting heads and biting tongues? Could be a kinky Friday night, but that’s probably just actually the lowest level of a Sag as vibes of miscommunication encourage disagreements and stabby-stab feelings. Don’t be THAT lowly version of yourself, Saggy. Kick the Universe in the family jewels, use its hunched over body as a step stool, and reach for higher vibes of harmony and balance this Friday. You don’t have to crumble under the communication breakdown. You can rise above it!

Testy, testy Sagittarius. No need to smack faces or push people off the dock of the bay. The vibes today will likely have people on edge and gearing up for battle, shooting off their cannons like it’s WWZ. Keep a level head and use this insight to guide you away from the explosive naval battles and potential shipwrecks. Let other people hash out their drama if they must, but don’t go engaging in fights or sinking anyone’s battleship, Saggy. You got better things to do with your life and no one rises above the fray like you. Harmony for the win!

Dream on, Sag! No, that’s not sarcasm. The vibes today will be fantastic for dreaming new dreams. But first, you’ll want to finish up your current projects. Don’t leave things undone to pursue new passions or else that crud could haunt you, for reals. Use the energy behind this day to conclude your current chapter and get ready to start typing the next arc in your story! Out with the old, in with the brand freaking new!

Like a dog cowering behind the curtains because someone uttered the word “bath”, Archers will likely try to hide from their problems this Tuesday. If anyone even whispers the word “emotions”, you will likely want to run in the opposite direction (Facts are facts. Sorry not sorry.). Today, emotions could be turnttt uppp. You may get the urge to hide under the covers and avoid the whole damn day. Sucks because there’s no hiding from life (Trust me, I’ve tried. Several times.). What’s a Saggy to do when the going gets tough? You get tougher! Use that brilliant brain of yours to problem solve and work through whatever emotions pop up — the good and the bad. Be the badass you’ve always been meant to be.

Dreamy-eyed and drooling? No, Archers aren’t necessarily falling in love (I mean, congrats if you are…). Rather, that starry-eyed gaze could be coming from the good vibes promoting the start of something new. The ever-thinking, ready-for-newness Sags will be in their element this Monday. Follow your passions into a new project! The vibes will be right for getting into something a little different than usual. Right on, Saggy!

Hubba, hubba! Have you been drooling over some eye candy recently? Well Saggy, the vibes today will be perfect for romantic encounters! Take a chance and ask out that cutie. Do something extra special with your S.O. if you already have someone. Of course, if you’re not feeling like romance you could always opt for some platonic fun with friends! The vibe can support friendly love, too… and sometimes that’s the best kind (It usually doesn’t get icky or sticky!). If you’re alone, that doesn’t leave you out, because spending a little time just for you — unpacking and working on licking and healing some old boo-boos — can really, truly, awesomely set you up for an excellent month to come. Get your love (or self-love) on, Archer.

Sagittarians know that experience is everything. Life lessons are sooo cool, right? Like that time you jumped off the sliding board with a leaf in your pocket to see if it would help you float down? Good times! But today you’ll likely try to stick to the things you already know. Luckily, today’s vibes will be great for self-reflection. You could even revisit old wounds in order to learn new lessons from them. If enough time has passed since you licked your wounds that you can now look back and self-reflect without too much hurt, get busy fixing your insides. Balance the hurt with healing, Saggy.

It may no longer be the 80s, but I STILL need a hero — strong, fast, and fresh from the fight! Saggy, there will be love vibes in the air today, but not just any type of love. This love will be all about altruism. Find that hero inside of you and spread some help and harmony around, whether that’s doing something physical or offering out your on-point advice. Guru Sag, your wisdom could seriously come in handy for other people this Friday. Time to hero up, love!

(Evil genius voice): Now introducing my Powerful – Empowering – Powerinator! Power will be surging through the air today for Archers. If you tap into these vibes, you could end up feeling powerful like an evil genius. Use your smarts and knack for balance by promoting harmony and helping the common good. Work out solutions to problems rather then expertly crafting new issues. The power will be in your hands, Sag. Wield it responsibly. Mwahahahahaha.