Category: Sagittarius AV

Oh, Saggy, you can be the octopus on the face of all you love. Just don’t be surprised if today they are peeling you off with a solid “Get the heck off me!” Don’t take it personally. The vibes could have you craving space and the rest of it behaving like an annoying smother-er of love. Pay attention to nonverbal cues. The person shrinking from your touch may not be trying to reject you or hurt your feelings. They just may be trying to signal that they need more breathing room. Be a good friend, not a good octopus, and back the heck up. When they want more hands-on (consensual, of course) love, they’ll let you know. In the meantime, try to show love in the way that THEY need, not just the way you want to give it.

Tired of talking to walls, Saggy? Me, too. (As long a they aren’t talking back, you’re still okay.) Your friendliness tends to draw people in, but your unique — sometimes weird AF — ideas can confuse people and even push them away. Use the vibes today to communicate like the Chair of Marketing for a major company. You’ll be able to get your point across with ease and maybe even get your way, with a little tact. With these strengthening energies in the air, you can make this day one to remember. Express yourself and explain your ideas to people without fear. Pursue your ideas for new inventions. Take a fun trip you’ve been daydreaming about if you can swing it. Whatever you do, take this day by the reigns and ride it into the sunset with hope in your heart and words of wisdom flowing out of your mouth like a glittering rainbow. Yeehaw, Cowboy/girl/human.

If you can’t punch through a wall with one fist, then try, try again. Maybe a few more thousand punches will do the trick. That’s often how a Sagittarian’s mind works when they’ve got their mind set on a particular outcome. Their stubborn, fiery nature could cause serious issues (and possibly two broken hands) today. The vibes today will highlight Sag’s passion and opinions. If you believe you can punch through a wall, you’re going to try until your bones shatter. I don’t know why anyone would want to punch through a wall, but that’s beside the point. Practice a little flexibility and allow your friendly nature and inventiveness to help you have an amazing day.

Your head may just not be in synch with your other… parts. The mood today will be all about tearing Sagittarians in two, as you try to decide between going in opposing directions. Like, you may want to start on a new diet but that all-you-can-drink hot cocoa bar with cookies sounds awesome. You could feel like going for a hike but also naps are great. Maybe you’re interested in starting a new hobby but still haven’t finished the puzzle you’ve been working on for two years. It may sound too simple, but it’s best to do what you think will bring you the most happiness. Today’s vibes could be great for accomplishing stuff, too, but if you’re stuck being indecisive then you’ll end up doing nothing and that’s crappy. Also, give up on that puzzle. Two years is two years too long to work on a puzzle, dude. Sell it at a garage sale and get a new hobby. In all seriousness, get your butt in gear and do something with your boundless energy, Saggy. You have so much potential to shine today!

Like a tornado launching cows, a half dozen random bridges and the Eiffel Tower at anyone nearby, a Sagittarian’s foul mood could have them launching pointy objects of opinions at innocent bystanders. Archers can be very fiery in their opinions, especially with the vibes today. Be careful not to push people away with your words, Saggy. Tell the Universe to suck lemons! You can have an amazing day regardless of the vibes that could encourage your darker side. Before you speak today, think about whether your words are coming from a dark place of harsh emotions or a good place that promotes constructive criticism and love. Choose kindness, lovely Sag.

Well, you quirky little Saggy, are you ready for this day? The day will promote vibes of excitement and chances to take on new projects. With these vibes, you could explore some of your weird ideas and take on new ideas. It could be fun! Or it could turn into a total unexpected mess, which has potential for fun in its own right. Make the most of the energies today, Sag! They’ll be perfect for progress.

Just when you think you’re going upstairs, you suddenly find yourself in the basement, sort of like those optical illusion stairs. Similarly, today’s vibes could have you wondering which way is up, Saggy. The path you were following may not be going where you thought it would lead and you’re bound to feel a little lost. Thanks a ton, Universe. Well, luckily, you likely won’t have any trouble being open to the wisdom of other minds. When it comes time to decide on your next route, though, listen to your gut. So, if there’s no one in your lack-of-circle right now, no biggie. Intuition is a powerful thing and yours is top notch, Archer.

You know those people who would rather scratch their own skin off just to feel excited than risk being bored for even a millisecond? Yeah, they’re probably a Sag. Today’s vibes will have the Sagittarians itching for a way to break from the norm of their daily grind (again). After all, many tend to believe that boredom is a disease that must be avoided at all costs. Anything too repetitive and predictable just won’t do. Use the vibes today to explore new territory and develop novel, fun ideas. You never know what you could unlock with your creativity! Think outside the box, Saggy, and you’ll be golden. Put on your inventive cap and go nuts!

We all know Sagittarians are boss badasses, but how about actual bosses (AKA leaders)? Leadership vibes will be in the air today. Will you step up to the plate? I’m sure you’ve got some quirky ideas to put into action and your friendly nature could make you a very likeable leader. You might not be the boss of a company, but you’re the boss of your own life, Saggy. Share the knowledge and truth you’ve gained from experience and act as a leader for some lost souls. Do you accept this mission, Agent 007?

Failure? No, Sagittarians don’t fail. They’d rather not making any decision at all than risk an epic fail. They learn from less than ideal experiences, nothing less. With today’s energy, you could be in for some learning and experience gaining! Don’t get dismayed (as if you would?!). These learning moments could very well help you in gaining experience toward your goals. No need to be glum if you experience some potholes on the road today. Rub some dirt in the wound and keep driving, Saggy.

YOU’RE A WINNER, SAGGY. Sorry for yelling, but I just really need you to know how awesome you are. You deserve to embrace the fabulous and spicy vibes today, put yourself out there, and fecking win at whatever you do this Tuesday. You, Archer, can be a total rock star. Use the vibes as a confidence booster and go fearlessly in the direction of your goals. You deserve some goodness and a few wins, buddy!

Get ready for a huge helping of this magical goo known as healthy self esteem, Saggy! It’s even better than glittery unicorn poop, I swear. Open yourself up to the good vibes today and allow your brain to actually think positive thoughts about you. A little bit of being kind to yourself can go a long way on the road to happiness. And today’s vibe will be full of heaping helpings of the stuff. Eat up, Archer.